#incorrect cbs s.w.a.t. quotes
Street, texting Hondo: *sends a voice message*
Hondo, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Street: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Hondo: *presses play*
Street's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Tan: hey street I’m having a problem wi-
Street: kill them
Tan: what no-
Street: fine I’ll kill them for you
Tan: again, NO
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Chris Alonso please come to the front desk?
Chris, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Street and Tan* I believe they belong to you?
Street and Tan, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Chris: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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With SWAT being renewed, which I am beyond ecstatic about, I thought we could all show our appreciation to everyone who made this renewal possible (including all of us!) some appreciation. Even though we do that daily for the actors, the crew doesn’t get enough credit. They’ve kept the actors safe, wrote, shot, directed, and edited the show and their work isn’t really recognized by anyone in the fanbase. They deserve so much appreciation and credit because they made all of this possible. Their efforts, along with the actors and all of us watching made this all possible. So thank you, to the cast and Crew of SWAT, for making this possible and helping and entertaining so many people, we love you.
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Street: I love hearing Hondo shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.
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Luca: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated, ...
Street: Smad.
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Street: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something
Chris: Street, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Street: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Street: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Luca: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Street: You looked in a mirror?
Luca: Someday you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so merciful.
Street: Ha! Yeah, because my life is just rainbows and unicorns and lollipops now.
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Chris: How would you like your coffee?
Street: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Chris, to barista: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar.
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Luca: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Chris: Ooh, yes, please!
Street, with his laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Luca: It's not a bug, though...
Street: ...
Chris: ...
Street: Well, I still don't want to see.
Chris, realizing: Please don't throw-
Luca: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*
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Street, to Tan: Well, one of us has to be wrong, and it’s not going to be me.
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Street: I'm in love.
Molly: Okay...?
Street: With you.
Molly: ... Huh?
Street: Yeah.
Molly: Okay. Jim?
Street: Yeah?
Molly: We've been married for 3 years now.
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Tan: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I am going to whisper it in Rocker’s ear and he’ll yell it out in astonishment.
Tan: *whsipering*
Rocker: YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH STREET??
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The team: *Driving past an anti-gay protest*
Street: *Out the window* I LOVE SUCKING DICK! I LOVE SUCKING DICK!!
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Chris: Hey wanna help me commit a felony?
Deacon: What the hell?!
Chris: Oh sorry, my bad.
Chris (whispering): Wanna help me commit a felony?
Deacon (whispering): Of course what do you need?
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