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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months

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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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yingying-baby · 2 months

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Wei Wuxian: How did you find me?

Lan Qiren: That's was easy enough, I asked if anyone in Quanzhou had seen two men—one who was graceful as a swan and silent as a monk and the other who was fidgety and garrulous like a poorly trained parrot.

Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji: ....

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babybreadthings · 1 year

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thelibranarchives · 1 year

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WWX: What do you want for breakfast, Lan Zhan?

LWJ: *unties his headband*

WWX, groaning: I meant food!

#wangxian #lan zhan x wei ying #lan zhan #wei ying #everyday means everyday #wang yibo #xiao zhan #mdzs #mo dao su zhi #cql #chen qing ling #the untamed #incorrect wangxian quotes

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viterbofangirllovestheuntamed · 2 years

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Jiang Cheng: My shixiong has only two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place.

#jiang cheng #wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #chen qing ling #incorrect quotes #twin heroes of yunmeng #twin dumbasses of yunmeng #SIBLING PRIVILEGES #DUMBEST PRODIGY IN THE CULTIVATION UNIVERSE #MOD'S STUFF

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xiaohuaaaa · 2 years

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mdzs characters as quotes from my friends

wwx: i was touched by the icy foot of death

jwy: i’m living off of creamies and spite right now

jyl: uueeughh, i’m sorry i’m just going through it

lwj: you just have to use the right potion to catch a pokemon

lxc: I'm gonna break it down barney style for you

lqr: my young friends, questions are questions

ljy: another mario kart analogy!

lsz: in my life, i’ve never been able to spell triangle right

wn: you are very needingful good trash, so you’re in a museum

wq: The council of CLARINETS will decide ur fate

jl: (describing the word ‘bite’) plant your teeth and apply pressure

jgy: *spins around in a circle and does finger guns, winking at the end* wanna talk about my abandonment issues?

nmj: I need you to have the power of the dark side. I need you to become sith lords

nhs: it’s giving High School Musical but instead of i can’t dance it’s i cant slay

xxc: one thing about music— are you beheading him?

sl: look, this candy cane is like me! It looks fine on the outside and then you try to open it and it’s broken

xy: this salty is about to get a-salty

aq: i’m gonna throw my stick at you

#mdzs #incorrect mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql memes #chen qing ling #tumblr beloved i have missed you

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wasted-women · 4 months

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ROUND 1 BRACKET LISTINGS

Welcome to Round 1 of the Wasted Woman Poll, the tournament to see which fridged woman deserved better!

Thank you everyone for your patience for Round 1 to begin. Now that the semester is over, I finished the list of match-ups for the Round 1 bracket.

There were 89 contestants for this tournament. Anyone familiar with tournaments knows that it doing a 89-contestant, single-elimination tournament would be annoying. Rather than cutting out 25 contestants to make it a 64-contestant tournament, I opted to use the format of a 64-contestant tournament, just with some of the poll in Round 1 (a majority of them, actually) being three-way polls with a single winner rather than solely two-way polls. So out of the 89 contestants going into Round 1, only 32 will go on to Round 2. Many of the listings in Round 1 will be characters from the same series going against each other, so that the future rounds will be more varied.

The tournament will be split into 4 sets of 8 polls each, with every poll running for a whole link. Below the cut will be the list of match-ups for each set and when the polls will premiere.

If there are any mistakes at all (spelling, if a character appears twice, if the media someone is listed under is incorrect, etc.) please let me know! I did double-check it, but I'm only human so errors do happen.

ROUND 1A (Will be queued to be posted on Tuesday, December 26th between 12 PM and 1 PM)

Jiang Yanli (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling) vs. Wen Qing (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling) vs. Qin Su (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling)

Trisha Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Misaki Unasaka (Buddy Daddies) vs. Madam Lan (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling)

Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa v3) vs. Kuina Shimotsuki (One Piece) vs. Akane Hyakuya (Owari no Seraph)

Maiya Hisau (Fate/Zero) vs. Four Masamune (Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam) vs. Safu (No. 6)

Sherry Polnareff (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders) vs. Nobara Kugisaki (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Maria Robotnik (Sonic) vs. Captain Molly (Sonic X)

Serena, Rin, and Ruri Kurosaki (Yu-Gi-Oh!! Arc V) vs. Cyndia Crawford (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters) vs. Amber (Pokemon)

Rachel Bronev (Professor Layton) vs. Anna Irving (Tales of Symphonia) vs. Grandma Rosiepuff (Trolls)

ROUND 1B (Will be queued to be posted on Thursday, December 28th between 12 PM and 1 PM)

Storm (Warriors: Dawn of the Clans) vs. Bumble (Warriors: Dawn of the Cats) vs. Bright Stream (Warriors: Dawn of the Cats)

Spottedleaf (Warriors: The Prophecies Begins) vs. Brindleface (Warriors: The Prophecies Begins)

Sky Young (Arcane: League of Legends) vs. Pyrrha Nikos (RWBY) vs. Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender)

Lisa Tepes (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) vs. Sara Trantoul (Castlevania: Lament of Innocence) vs. Julia Belmont (Castlevania: Nocturne)

Beru Lars (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) vs. Padme Amidala (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith) vs. Satine Kryze (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) vs. Tasha Yar (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Bill Potts (Doctor Who) vs. Freya (BBC Merlin) vs. Mary Watson (BBC Sherlock)

Jessica Moore (Supernatural) vs. Mary Winchester (Supernatural) vs. Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural)

ROUND 1C (Will be queued to be posted on Saturday, December 30th between 12 PM and 1 PM)

Allison Argent (Teen Wolf) vs. Jenny Calendar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs. Amber Volakis (House M.D.)

Lady Marian (Robin Hood 2006) vs. Irene Adler (Sherlock Homes: A Game of Shadows) vs. Belle Gold (Once Upon a Time)

Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs. Mako Mori (Pacific Rim) vs. Daenerys Targareon (Game of Thrones)

Cordelia Chase (Angel) vs. Darla (Angel) vs. Winifried "Fred" Burkle (Angel)

Julia Johnson (Walker) vs. Andrea Cantillo (Breaking Bad) vs. Lyanna Stark (Game of Thrones)

Kathy Stabler (Law and Order) vs. Joss Carter (Person of Interest) vs. Shannon Diaz (9-1-1)

Eo (Red Rising) vs. Evi Kholin (The Stormlight Archive) vs. Teresa Moreno (Sharpe)

Julia McCullough & Sarah Borden (The Prestige) vs. Rachel Dawes (The Dark Knight)

ROUND 1D (Will be queued to be posted on Monday, January 1st between 12 PM and 1 PM)

Laurel Lance (Arrow) vs. Vanessa Carlysle (Deadpool 2) vs. Eudora Patch (The Umbrella Academy)

Gamora (Avengers: Infinity War) vs. Natalia Romanoff / Black Widow (Avengers: Endgame) vs. Jane Foster (Thor: Love and Thunder)

Magda (X-Men: Apocalypse) vs. Frigga (Thor) vs. May Parker (Spider-Man: No Way Home)

Jean Grey (X-Men comics) vs. Jean Grey (X-Men: The Last Stand)

Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man comics) vs. Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

Karen Page (Daredevil comics) vs. Holly Granger / Hawk (Teen Titans comics) vs. Mary-Jo Altman (Young Avengers comics)

Martha Wayne (Batman comics) vs. Sarah Essen Gordon (Batman comics) vs. Stephanie Brown (Batman comics)

Alexandra DeWitt (Green Lantern comics) vs. Sue Dibny (Justice League: Identity Crisis) vs. Lois Lane (Injustice: Gods Among Us)

#wasted women poll #poll bracket #poll tournament #character polls #round 1

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usagi-t-suki · 2 years

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wwx nighthunting with juniors : remember, when you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up

wwx : follow me for more gardening tips!

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correct-wangxian · 3 years

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wei ying: i’m single, you’re single.. you know what that means?

lan zhan: [blushing] What?

wei ying: We ugly.

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major-aizen-simp · 2 years

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jiang cheng: everything that comes out of your mouth is so stupid

wei wuxian: jiang cheng

jiang cheng:

jiang cheng: you-

#incorrect mdzs #incorrect mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #wei wuxian #wei ying #incorrect chen qing ling #incorrect the untamed #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-untamed · 3 years

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LWJ: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

WWX, nodding: killed without hesitation

LWJ: No.

#the untamed #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect mdzs #untamed memes #incorrect the untamed quotes #chen qing ling #incorrect chen qing ling #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #wwx #s: unk

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months

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Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*

 Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*

Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?

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yingying-baby · 1 month

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Wei Wuxian: When I was born, I had to choose btw being handsome or having good memory!

Lan Wangji: So which one did you choose?

Wei Wuxian: I can't remember!

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babybreadthings · 1 year

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sinagang · 4 years

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jl @ twitter

jl: hashtag growing up with strict parents

also jl: i don’t even have parents

also also jl: but i have a strict uncle though...

lwj: mood

#incorrect mo dao zu shi #incorrect the untamed #incorrect chen qing ling #incorrect cql #incorrect mdzs #incorrect grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jin ling #jin rulan #lan wangji #lan zhan #mo dao zu shi #MDZS #the untamed #chen qing ling #cql #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #i'm so so so sorry #growing up with strict parents

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viterbofangirllovestheuntamed · 2 years

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It is technically not necromancy. The best kind of not necromancy.

CQL Wei Wuxian, probably

#wei wuxian #the untamed #cql #chen qing ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #canon wars #censorship #source: outofcontextdnd #MOD’S STUFF

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