#incorrect choices quotes

[zhoras-bitch]

Raine: I can't believe you assassinated the crown prince! Aerin: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him. Raine: That's not better!

#playchoices #blades of light and shadow #aerin valleros #incorrect quotes #incorrect choices quotes

[abunchofbadchoices]

I'm just gonna leave this here...

#playchoices #choices #incorrect choices quotes #foreign affairs #choices foreign affairs #blaine x mc

[choices-addict]

OH MC: "I grew on you, though."

Ethan: "Eventually, like moss or a skin disease."

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[koko-heads]

their dynamic basically

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[marcewlla]

[MC, Lily, Kamilah, and Adrian playing Never Have I Ever]

MC : Ok so never have i ever saw your grandparents as trees, magical trees

Everyone : ???

MC : *chugs the whole bottle*

#i imagine this is how they discovered mc's roots #incorrect bloodbound #incorrect choices quotes #bloodbound choices #bloodbound #playchoices #choices stories we play #pixelberry #lily spencer #kamilah sayeed #adrian raines #pixelberry choices

[nookisms]

The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.

Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?

The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it

[A Few Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid

Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.

The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.

[A Few Years After That]

The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?

Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.

The Riddler: At least you're polite

[A Few More Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?

Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.

The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???

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[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

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[lilithisrunningwithscissors]

James: Sooo… Did you ever have a relationship? I mean before us?

Regulus: Yes.

James: Was it… serious?

Regulus: I know my family has some kind of history with incest but no, James, I did not date my brother

#jegulus #marauders incorrect quotes #i just started choices im going crazy :)

[timdrakesbussy]

An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we? #and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi #they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary #emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!! #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : *playing scrabble with Price* I win!

Captain Price : Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. There is no such word as that!

Y/N : There certainly is! 😌

Captain Price : Fine, I’ll look it up, and if it isn’t in the dictionary, I win.

Y/N : We don’t have a dictionary.

Captain Price : Yes we do.

Y/N : Not anymore, the robbers took it!

Captain Price : They stole our dictionary?

Y/N : That’s right, too bad 😙

Captain Price : Love, “disdam” is not a word, you made it up.

Y/N : It’s a word!

Captain Price : Fine. Use it in a sentence then.

Y/N : . . .

Y/N : You’re no good at this disdam game! *get up and walks away*

Captain Price : *in shock because ego just got hurt*

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[zhoras-bitch]

ID MC: I am going to torture you.

Cas: Sounds kinky.

ID MC: You are a good person and you deserve love and affection.

Cas: Wait—

ID MC: Just because you have done bad things in your past doesn’t mean you aren’t capable of change.

Cas: Stop it.

ID MC: You are loved and you are worthy.

Cas: I need a safe word!!

#playchoices #immortal desires #cas harlow #cassius harlow #cassie harlow #incorrect quotes #incorrect choices quotes

[abunchofbadchoices]

Choices must have been taking notes from these two when they wrote Crimes of Passion

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[choices-addict]

COP MC: "Punch you?"

Trystan: "Yes, punch me in the face! Didn't you hear me?"

COP MC: "I always hear 'Punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext."

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[koko-heads]

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[marcewlla]

*Any fun and chaotic thing happening in TRH*

Liam : heh maybe this could be a new tradition for cordonia

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[cod-dump]

Soap: I’m going to do it

Gaz: Suds, don’t

Soap, walking towards Ghost: I’m doing it!

Gaz: Soap!

Soap, slaps a hand on Ghost’s pec and squeezes: Nice tits

Ghost:

(Later)

Price: Mind telling me what happened?

Soap, with a ice pack on his crotch: The consequences of my actions

#scheduled #ghost: nice cock #soap: *deceased* #gaz: *rethinking life choices* #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap