#incorrect classics quotes

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Are you flirting with me?

Harry: My hand is around your throat, Malfoy

Draco: That’s why I asked

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[reineydraws]

tim: i would rather have a concussion than wear that thing but whatever u say man

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[aiden-bevelle]

Ominis: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Sebastian: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Y/N walks in*

Sebastian: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

#hogwarts legacy #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow x mc #a classic one but still fits perfectly

[obscurelittlebird]

#north and south #north and south 2004 #john mulaney #north and south incorrect quotes #north and south meme #classic lit #classic lit meme #elizabeth gaskell #obscure content

[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [21/∞]

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[ereyies]

victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful

frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away

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[withlovefromolympus]

Zeus: Hermes, open up!!

Hermes: i have daddy issues

Zeus: i meant the door, you bastard!

Hera: shh, no, let him speak

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[jadedontaskwhytoo]

*Somewhere after a race in 1958*

F1 drivers: *getting ready to go to a nightclub* You sure you're not forgetting someone, Wolfie?

Wolfgang von Trips: Whoever that is, I'm sure he's not important.

Fangio somewhere in Cuba:

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[wispedvellichor]

Starting Classic!Who thinking all the hype about it was mostly nostalgia but the first ep is basically like

Teacher: What's up with Susan Foreman?

*cue 10 minute montage of unfiltered Susan Foreman autism*

One: Heeheehoho im gonna electrocute a teacher ‼️‼️

Susan: Grandpa no!!

One: *Kidnaps teacher*

#one is an icon #fucken slaps tbh #a sadistic lil icon but still an icon #doctor who #first doctor #susan foreman #classic who #doctor who incorrect quotes

[side-shuffling-hyperfixations]

Sixth Doctor, in a cell: What about my rights?! You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Peri, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

#doctor who #classic who #sixth doctor #peri brown #incorrect quotes

[lover-of-skellies]

Mutt: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate

Papyrus: I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY. WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD DAY

Sans: I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm. Hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon

Stretch: All hail the baby cannon

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[neonscandal]

Deku giving himself a mid-fight pep talk: If I die now, I'll never get to meet my soulmate!

Dynamight as he shoots an explosion over his shoulder, covering Deku’s back: Ever think that maybe you just don’t have one, shitty nerd?

Cellophane looks around wildly: Who’s gonna tell him?

Chargebolt exasperatedly: Which one!?

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[inc0rrectmyths]

<Hermes as a lawyer>

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.

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[wheretobuygoodurl]

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Date someone who will let you drag them outside at 3am to look at the stars

Draco: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life

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[spn-lesbian]

Cas: I’m Castiel, angel of the lord

Dean: I’m… questioning my sexuality

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