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#incorrect clone wars quotes
incorrectclonewars · 2 days ago
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Steela: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million dollars?
Ahsoka: I would roundhouse kick Anakin in the face for free.
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incorrectswquotes · 2 days ago
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Anakin: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird
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thebaddestofbatches · 15 hours ago
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Hunter: We all have our demons
Hunter, pointing at Crosshair: That one’s mine.
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nutella531 · a day ago
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Anakin: oh yeah cuz by then you'll be married to Duchess Satine
Obi-Wan: that isn't funny.
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sithzuko · 2 days ago
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anakin, over text: turn around :)
anakin: no, the other way
anakin: wrong way again
obi-wan: where are you?!
anakin: in my room, but the idea of you turning around aimlessly in circles amuses me
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tech-depression-inventory · 21 hours ago
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Echo, staring into the camera: I'm allergic to death.
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yourcousinjay · 2 days ago
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Obi-Wan debriefing the 501st in a conjoined mission between them and the 212th
Obi-Wan: This will be an important mission so, Ahsoka, you're in charge.
Anakin: What?! Master,I-
Ahsoka: I won't let you down Master Kenobi
Anakin: You can't put her in charge over me, she's my padawan!
Obi-Wan: Well then at least she'll know plenty of what not to do
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just-my-photos · a day ago
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Anakin: Fuck you!
Obi-wan: *looking at Cody*
Cody whispering: want later?
Obi-wan: Maybe later, but listen here you little....
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ahhrenata · 8 months ago
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happy may the fourth! 🥳
-> (x)
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nintenderniere · a month ago
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Padmé: *Removes Anakin from her lap to do something else*
Anakin: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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saritakryze · a month ago
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Armor Designer: How many antennae do you need?
Tech: Yes.
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incorrectclonewars · 2 days ago
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Anakin: Y'know, the Jedi Council treats me like a God.
Quinlan Vos: How?
Anakin: They ignore my existence until they need something from me. 
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incorrectswquotes · 10 hours ago
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Anakin: Okay, so here's the tea.
Mace: For the last time, it's called a "mission report"
Ahsoka: Do you want the tea or not?
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thebaddestofbatches · a day ago
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Tech: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Wrecker: I boiled gatorade.
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nutella531 · a day ago
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Anakin: this was brought to you by Ahsoka threatening to push my face into the carpet if I put myself down again
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sithzuko · 3 months ago
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obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
anakin: [cracking his knuckles]
anakin: manslaughter it is
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here-comes-the-moose · 2 months ago
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Fox: Tell Rex about the birds and the bees.
Bly: Wait, no he’s still a bab-
Cody, having watched a documentary with Obi-Wan the night before: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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padawansuggest · 20 days ago
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Anakin in ROTS: Listen, I know the past few years of this war have been rough, but I just need you all to know, I’ve decided to make some personal changes.
Rex and Obi-Wan: ????
Anakin: I have spent the past three years fighting my personal demons, and, you know what? I’m done. They’re in charge now. Whatever they think should happen next, that’s probably for the best-
Obi-Wan: *tackles Anakin to the ground* Rex, get the red box under my bed, it’s the emergency Sith Anakin box-
Rex: *panicking* Oh my GOD YOU HAVE A BOX FOR THAT???
Obi-Wan: *lived through Mortis* Fucking duh, you didn’t see this shit coming?????
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vanilla-chip-101 · 3 months ago
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fox: some people are like slinkies. they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when i push them down a flight of stairs.
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cody:
wolffe:
fox: anyways—
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just-my-photos · 3 months ago
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Dooku: My grandpadawan doesn't need a slut, clone.
Cody: I know. But I needed one, so I found your grandpadawan.
Dooku: *ignites the lightsaber*
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