Lelouch, trying to pull Suzaku up: I can’t hang on, you’re too heavy!
Suzaku, hanging over a cliff: Pretend I’m your sibling!
[Lelouch starts letting go]
Suzaku: NOT SCHNEIZEL! NOT SCHNEIZEL!
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Lelouch and Shirley went to see a movie.
Lelouch : [as "The Count of Monte Cristo" ends] Did you like it?
Shirley : Yeah. But it made me feel sorry for Mercedes.
Lelouch : Why ?
Shirley : Because he cared more about revenge than he did about her.
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Cecile: Where are you going?
Lloyd: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.
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Shirley: How did you get Lelouch to co-operate with you?
Milly: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.
Shirley: Which is what?
Milly: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
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Prowl: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass.
Arcee: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Suzaku: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Lelouch: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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Kel: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass.
Lin: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Suzaku: Are you mad?
Lelouch: No.
Suzaku: So sharping knives at three in the morning is just a hobby?
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I made this meme when i started season one of Code Geass. I havent seen season two and currently don’t have plans to.
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Lelouch, to Suzaku: And I’m supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Lelouch ask CC for a dance before completing zero requiem : "A Revolution Without Dancing Is A Revolution Not Worth Having !"
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Light: So uh I heard you tried to recreate the world
Lelouch: Yeah. I succeeded too. No big deal
Light: What did you do?
Lelouch: Killed a whole lot of people.
Light: But I---
Lelouch: INCLUDING myself
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“It Monday already and I am so done with the week.”
Lelouch Lamperouge after seeing C.C in a fortress made of pizza boxes.
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One of the major difficulties with Suzaku is learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he can’t be bothered to think and wants someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually doesn't understand what’s going on, and really being genuinely stupid.
Lelouch, nursing another headache
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