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andaniellight · 5 months

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Sanji, visibly distrusting: Listen. Even though our stupid captain trusts you, we have ONE major rule here that you must obey at all costs. Usopp: At all costs! Your life is on the line here! Nami and Franky: [nodding solemnly] Law: Law: Alright, let's hear it. Sanji, points at Law with his kitchen knife: You are NOT, at ANY circumstance, allowed to kiss Luffy. Law, confused: Okay? Is that all? Sanji, deadpanning: That should be all. We'll be watching you. Usopp: Yeah, don't even think about it! Law: That's easier than I tho- Robin, smiling, somewhat pitying: Good luck, Law. Law: Law: Law: What's that supposed to mean- ... Law, during and after Dressrosa: Jesus fucking Christ, okay I get it now-

#One Piece #LawLu #LuLaw #Trafalgar Law #Straw Hats #Vinsmoke Sanji #Black leg Sanji #Mugiwara no Ichimi #Trafalgar D Water Law #Monkey D. Luffy #Nami #Usopp #Nico Robin #incorrect quotes #incorrect correct quotes #one piece incorrect correct quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #Dressrosa

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thehandl3r · 2 years

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The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

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batchedzine · 1 year

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Echo: I have a headache.

Kix: From 1 to 10, how intense would you describe your pain?

Echo: Fives. It's Fives.

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itsprettyunfortunate · 2 months

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*Edward walks into the living room*

Edward: Hey, Rose.

Rosalie:

Edward: I said, "Hey, Rose."

Rosalie: Mom said if I don't have anything nice to say, then I just shouldn't say anything at all.

Rosalie: Well, mom isn't here. And you're a little bitch.

Edward:

#twilight #gay twilight #gay #incorrect gay twilight quote #incorrect twilight quotes #the cullens #edward cullen #rosalie hale #sunlit meadow #siblings #incorrect quotes #incorrect correct quotes #ao3 fanfic

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brucediana · 1 year

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Bruce: Are we fighting or flirting?

Diana: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Bruce: *smirks* Your point?

#wonderbat #incorrect correct quotes #batman #bruce wayne #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira

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tristimith · 2 years

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AOT Incorrect Quotes #13

Porco: Why aren’t you afraid of me????

Levi: Honestly, I had worse nightmares about dirty windows and dusty furniture.

#attack on titan #aot anime #aot hcs #aot incorrect quotes #aot imagines #attack on titan hcs #⏳ aot related post #levi ackerman #attack on titan porco #porco galliard #incorrect correct quotes #this is basically that scene in s4 #where the scouts show up

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cheeseandstrawberrytartlover · 4 months

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Nocturnal: "....Where did she even come from?"

Sheogorath, holding Sereyna: "I spawned her from my goop and a mortal. :)"

Nocturnal: "Ah, all right."

Sheogorath screaming inside and thinking: "No one can ever know they're the last septim and the child of the chief deity. They will rip her to pieces."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect correct quotes #oc: sereyna (ldb)#by goop they mean chaotic creatia you nasty

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ermakeys · 2 years

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Aran: I love all of my friends equally. Chad, Kit and... *looks at smudged writing on hand* Pukes.

@chadism-101

#aran #ct-chad #kit fisto #purse #that random clone #incorrect correct quotes #ocs #star wars #bro squad #the bro squad

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twinkyssideblog · 2 years

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Sleep-deprived Scrap: Hey, Dagger, I have an awesome idea, m'kay? Just... Just picture snakes... But with legs.

Dagger: You mean lizards?

Scrap:

Scrap: I genuinely forgot about those.

Dagger: Go to sleep, Scrap.

#the mariden station chronicles #star wars #tmsc #scrap #dagger #incorrect tmsc #incorrect quotes #incorrect correct quotes #its only incorrect because they don't say it in the storyline #clone ocs #clone trooper ocs

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firebolt-bombardment · 5 months

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Susan: Fulgur lives in Death's basement?

Fulgur: No, Death lives in Fulgur's attic!

#incorrect correct quotes #oc: fulgur #firebolt #alienating the audience in two ways because its referencing both characters from discworld and info i haven't released about firebolt #plus side. they will likely know the lego batman movie reference #memes

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autistook · 1 month

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#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #incorrect lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #except its pretty much correct #gandalf #lotr meme #lotr memes #jrrt #tolkien #Middle-Earth #frodo baggins #fotr

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andaniellight · 1 year

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can’t bring soap anywhere tbh

[Later, back in base]

Soap: we’re baaack 😅 here’s our food! 😄✨ let’s eat, let’s eat ! ! !

Price:

Gaz:

Ghost:

Price & Gaz, turning to Ghost: why is the back of his head bleeding- did you guys get ambushed-

Ghost: he fucked around and found out, don’t worry about it

#GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Simon Ghost Riley #John Soap MacTavish #Soap MacTavish #Johnny Soap MacTavish #COD #Call of Duty #call of duty modern warfare #Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 #Call of Duty MW #Call of Duty MW2 #Simon Ghost Riley x John Soap MacTavish #Simon Ghost Riley x Soap MacTavish #Soap MacTavish x Simon Ghost Riley #Call of Duty meme #incorrect correct quotes

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thehandl3r · 2 years

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Klaus: Hey, Five. Can I take you to my therapist next week?

Five: Why?

Klaus: She thinks I’m making you up.

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batchedzine · 1 year

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Hunter: I'm going to cut the ships' board cables so we can-

Tech: Ah! So we are going cavemen style.*gets up from the pilot's seat dramatically* I'll go fetch my loincloth.*gestures wildly* Omega! Paint a bantha on the walls!

Omega: *beams* REALLY?!

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adharastarlight · 6 months

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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

#this was rudely pointed out to me #like nope im gay i refuse #nope #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar #regulus arcturus black #trans regulus #james fleamont potter #regulus kinnie #marauders incorrect quotes #except they're correct and they happened

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brucediana · 1 year

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Bruce: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Diana: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Bruce: I said within reason, Diana. How about I murder that guy?

Diana: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Bruce: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

#incorrect correct quotes #wonderbat #batman #bruce wayne #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira #i mean it’s not wrong #incorrect quotes

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