#incorrect cosmere quotes

[just-cosmere-fan]

Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

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[headcanonsandmore]

Kaladin, explaining his past to Adolin: So, after working tirelessly with Bridge Four to save ourselves from the near-hopeless situation we had ended up in, I was no longer a slave. I no longer had to walk barefoot and in rags everywhere. Adolin: *horrifed* Storms, Kaladin; you've had a incredibly difficult life. I can see exactly why you disliked me when we first met; people like me had literally beaten you down for your entire life. I'm... I'm so sorry. Kaladin: Thanks, Adolin; that means a lot to me. Adolin: So... what happened after you had finally been released from slavery? Kaladin: Your wife used her privilege as a light-eyes to rob me of the boots I was wearing. Adolin: ... Kaladin: ... Kaladin: Yeah, now that I think about it, that explains why I didn't like her for so long-

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[onlycosmere]

(by groovyihateit)

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[copperminds]

"First the balls, then the murder"

-Vin

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[moon-andstardust]

Kaladin: you murdered Sadeas?

Adolin: look, I know it wasn't an honorable thing t-

Kaladin: and you DIDN'T invite me?!

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[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kelsier: One of the many things that baffles me about Hoid is his ability to go unmurdered.

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[catsaremyfavoritereptile]

(Passing through the cognitive realm whilst worldhopping)

Hoid (nodding): Kelsier, Lord of Scars

Kelsier (nodding): Hoid, Lord of Investiture

Wayne (from nowhere): WAYNE!

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[incorrectwaxandwayne]

Steris, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Marasi: Hey.

Wayne: Hi.

MeLaan: Hello.

Steris: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

MeLaan: We were out of Doritos.

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[danhn10]

Wax: Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?

Wayne: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me. Harmony wanted me dead now you get to find out why.

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[cosmere-humor]

Incorrect Quotes Generator Kaladin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Dalinar, not looking up from their book: Spear. Kaladin: BLOCKED.

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[sarahshoots1st]

Vivenna: Vasher, why do you refer to Nightblood with he/him pronouns? Have you asked the sword what it wants to be referred to as?

Vasher: *sighs* don't -

Nightblood: I am vast and powerful beyond your human concepts of gender. I do not use pronouns. If you must, you may refer to me as THE MOST TERRIFYING WEAPON IN THE COSMERE/DEVOURER OF SOULS/DESTROYER OF WORLDS/REAVER OF GODS

Vivenna: *shudders* I see.

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[just-cosmere-fan]

Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid

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[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin Kholin: So, does everyone around here fancy Kaladin or... Shallan Davar: No, I'd say that was accurate. Renarin: Definitely true. Most of Bridge Four: Agreed! The carpenters from Sadeas's warcamp: Absolutely! That one ardent from Alethkar: He is very pretty. Leshwi: I wholeheartedly agree. 95% of Urithuru: Yep! Oblivious local acearo man Kaladin: W H A T-

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[onlycosmere]

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[moon-andstardust]

Vivenna: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Vasher: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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[cosmere-cosmeme]

Renarin: Got called gay at school today.

Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?

Renarin: I got called gay at school.

Adolin: Why?

Renarin: I was being gay.

Adolin: At sch-

Renarin: At school, yeah.

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