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wyverber · 8 months
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Y/n: Okay.. how about you guys apologies on the count of three?
Y/n: one.
Jeff and Toby eyeing each other:
Y/n: two.
Y/n: three.
Toby:...
Jeff:..
Y/n: oh come on!
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sanityshorror · 1 year
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Killian has said things...a lot of things...too many things...🗿
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angelwowings · 5 months
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Toby: what do you even get from being a proxy? we’re not even getting paid?
Tim: a criminal record.
(Based on a conversation me and my partner had I thought this would be funny)
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t4tgrellthello · 1 year
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genvy at its finest.
(art creds go to Heakaa and fri.lly/frillyxo !!)
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littlelalaland · 22 days
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Ben: Truth or dare?
Jeff: Truth.
Ben: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this past week?
Jeff: Dare.
Ben: Go to sleep.
Jeff: First of all, that's my line, second of all- I no longer like this game.
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who should I write headcannons for first
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slendyfingers · 7 months
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𝘗𝘐𝘕𝘕𝘌𝘋 .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ
hihi! the names doll/dolle/dollie/dolly!
My ask box/dm's are always open, for i guess whatever you want, (bad) drawings, incorrect quotes, headcanons, questions, whatever!! i just really love interactions hhhsahdashdasnj
this is a warning that this blog will most likely contain gore, blood, angst, coarse language and generally upsetting/triggering content - viewer discretion is advised xx
For incorrect quotes, if they are tagged #MQ they are mine, if they are tagged #GQ they are generated quotes :)
Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy it here! <3
P.S I'm proud of you, I really am
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jaxxartz · 2 years
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i feel like i would do thos
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spookyfooxx · 1 year
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Baby Eloise: Papa, where do babies come from?
Zalgo, panicked: Uh- Death!
Eloise: ..... Is that what happened to mama?
Zalgo: ...
Eloise: ...
Zalgo: dear god
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gassybots · 1 month
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She creepy on my pasta til I do somethingawful [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
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wyverber · 1 year
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Slender: How's Joe?
Toby: who's joe
Slender, in his mind: Okay,okay... Now what was it my brother told me to say? Joe Mamma?
Slender: J-joe? Mamma?
Toby: what.
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sanityshorror · 1 year
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Julius: I'm not a misogynist...
Julius: ...I beat all genders equally<3
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radellama · 2 years
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Magus and/or Flea
Magus
First impression
Ohhhh big cape evil dude with one of the coolest boss themes I've ever heard!?
Impression now
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Favorite moment
Sighhhhh there's so many... When you really look at him he has such nuance and everything is linked and I LOVE thinking about him (been almost 15 years lol...) It's really hard to just pick one. For now, let's just say his iconic line
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Idea for a story
Men of Mystics
For real tho, I've wanted to do a cool horror/creepy pasta type story about Magus in relation to the black wind. I just don't know how to get the really good feeling out into words or art so it's been a few years in the back of my mind. Just something about being so young and losing your mum to the black winds, and watching your sister slowly succumb to the same thing, all before you start to hear it yourself... Yeah, I wish I had in inspiration to pull it off how I want
Unpopular opinion
A vast majority of the fandom reduce him to a gross and/or incorrect flanderization of self. That, or glossing over him entirely, when he adds so much to the narrative of ct as a whole. I still see fucking terrible takes on him as recently as 2022 lol and it makes me a bit sad. I know my interpretations won't be to everyone's liking but I've put effort into looking into him (and most the ct cast as a whole) and picking up the subtle things that are laid out right there in the source material. Looking only at him (or anyone for that matter) PURELY through a fandom lens gets tiring for me to see sometimes...
Favorite relationship
HARLAND
FOR REAL THO, ALL THESE YEARS LATER AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SCHALA IS STILL SO NICE.... EVEN THO most of that relationship is his one sided view on it, he still dedicated most of his life working to try and avenge/save her. It's strong enough that it prevailed through to both sequels (to varying degrees and missed opportunities 🙄) because he just cared that much. Even when he's a grown man, he's still that little kid who's sad cause he misses his sister!!!!
Favorite headcanon
That the use of magic changes your appearance. I had a whole theory about hair colour and magical affinity, which explains why Magus has such a beautiful icy blue colour. It also explains why his ears got pointy, and I like to further that by imagining that he overall looks very sharp and angular, as much as a human can. I try to express that with most art I make of him, I know he's really hot and even if it's so subtle most will miss it, I try to keep him looking sharp.
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Flea
First impression
WOAH WE'RE FIGHTING IN THE STARS!!!
(fun fact, flea was one of my very first glimpses of ct, before my very own playthrough I used to sit with my dad in his office and watch him play, and he was going through Magus' castle one of the first time I watched him!)
Impression now
EPIC NB TRANS MASC KING!!!
Favorite moment
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Idea for a story
Hmm... Honestly, a lot of the stuff I wanted to explore for him (+the other generals) is gong into men of mystics. I've always just wanted to kinda explore the behind the scenes lives of everyone leading up to the war in 600ad, and that's exactly what men of mystics is - all that boring stuff, but harland is there :p
Unpopular opinion
Flea is not trans fem. Let trans mascs have this one, he literally says 'hey, I'm a guy'
I'm not saying this as a dig at trans fems, if they see something in him and connect with him that way I love to see it - I'm saying as a trans masc myself who often feels like people hear the word 'trans' and think it only means 'trans woman,' let us have this one and respect the masc despite appearing androgynous/feminine, I talked about it a little while ago here
Favorite relationship
Honestly? With slash and ozzie. I'm soooo interested in how the dynamic between the three of them plays out, I love thinking about the antics they'd get up to while they were rising to general status
Favorite headcanon
Honestly not so much a hc but more trying to bring back the aspects of Flea that were lost through translation. Mainly the amazing pun on his name making him talk real flirty. I wish there was a way we could have all the little nuances brought over to eng, I could talk about them all day....
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t4tgrellthello · 1 year
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EJ: Look Liu, I think you’re absolutely amazing.
Liu: Oh my god. Oh my god... oh my god..
EJ: [smiling]
Liu: No! don’t please! why?!
EJ: No?
Liu: I don’t understand why you're breaking up with me!
EJ: Liu I'm literally getting on my knee
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littlelalaland · 1 month
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Toby: When I have kids, I can't have them calling me daddy. That word has been over sexualized so much; it would creep me out.
Y/N: *Blushes.* 'He wants kids?'
Tim: First of all, ain't nobody calling you daddy, Toby. Second of all, who would have kids with you?
Y/N: *Blushes even more.*
Tim: ...First of all, ain't nobody calling you daddy, Toby.
Y/N: *Covers her face in her hands.*
Tim: I'm leaving now.
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UPDATED! list
If any of these "rules" are broken please remember you will be blocked. I strictly write for creepy pasta only. So, being new to all this writing stuff, it is inevitable I knew my intentions but didn't know how exactly to put that in front of an audience. With that said, I have decided to update my "rules" list and make it clearer. EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN WITH GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS TO BE INCLUSIVE (unless requested otherwise)
What I write: -Fluff -Platonic -Headcannons -One shots -Ships (excluding clockwork and toby) -Incorrect quotes -CANON (I love writing canon)
What I don't write: -Smut/lemon -Any "isms" -Adult x minor -(Offensive fanon eg: masky cheesecake) Anything to do with OC'S (unless given backstory)
Who I write for: -Eyeless jack -Jeff the killer -Jane the killer -Clockwork -Toby -X virus -sally (STRICTLY PLATONIC) -BEN (STRICTLY PLATONIC) -Tim/masky -Brian/hoodie -Kate the chaser -Laughing jack -Candy pop -Nina the killer
Who I don't write for: -Off€nder -Slender -Trender -Splendor -Julius the dress maker -Any pasta I don't know the backstory of.
Thanks for reading, sorry it was long but I was getting a few asks about everything. Hope this clears everything up.
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