#incorrect creepypasta quotes

[creepypasta-incorrectquotes]

Jeff: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Masky: Jeff, no.

Y/N: Mistlefoe.

Masky: Please don’t encourage him!

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[sanityshorror]

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[bellamer]

Jeff: What flavor is a flamin’ hot cheeto ?

Toby, dismembering a corpse: Hot.

Jeff, eating Cheetos they stole from said corpse: I am tasting hot.

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[darkpeacemusic]

Hoodie: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Toby: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Liu, deer!" Hoodie: …And what did Liu do? Toby: …He said "Yes, Honey?"

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[kuartzami]

Jeff the kinda mf to say toodles.

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[coca-colaobsession]

Incorrect quotes with Toby😱

(Y/n): Is something burning?

Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.

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[emojellyace08]

Lmao just imagine Y/N and Zalgo's conversation being like this...

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[t4tgrellthello]

genvy at its finest.

(art creds go to Heakaa and fri.lly/frillyxo !!)

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[creepsmcstuffins]

Y/N: *laying down*

Creeps, Jeff and BEN: *standing from around the corner*

Creeps: See. I told you. They just lay there

Jeff: Betcha 20 bucks I can get em up.

BEN: You two morons like poking the metaphorical bear, don't you?

Creeps and Jeff: *looks at each other then BEN*

Jeff: There's a bear here?

BEN: OH MY GOD

Creeps: *excited* I didn't know there was a bear! Maybe we can keep it!

Jeff: *now excited too* Holy shit! We need to go find it!

Creeps and Jeff: *run off*

Y/N: *looking at BEN* Wanna watch them fight a bear?

BEN: *shrugs* sure. I dont have anything better to do.

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[angels-and-demons]

Nico: Many words have been used to describe our family...

Toby: but never neurotypical.

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[incorrectcreeps]

BEN: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Eyeless Jack: Exercise more!

Laughing Jack: Set yourself on fire.

Bloody Painter: There are two kinds of people.

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[bowtied-pasta]

Splendor: “I was a sprinkles guy, when I was younger, with ice cream. So, I appreciate this.”

Fen: “You look like a sprinkles guy.”

Splendor: “The fuck’s that supposed to mean?”

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[sanityshorror]

Y/N: I can fix Killian!!

Julius: please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad :)<3

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[bellamer]

Jeff: I thought you guys said there was no alcohol in the house ?!? There’s a full bottle of screwdriver right in the fridge !

BEN: No Jeff, that’s just orange juice.

Jeff: Orange juice ? Like the mixer ?

BEN: Yeah people just drink straight up orange juice.

Jeff: That’s crazy to me that people just drink straight mixer. So the cranberry juice in the fridge isn’t vodka cranberry, it’s just plain fucking juice ?

BEN: It’s crazy to think that people just drink things that are supposed to be mixers.

Toby: You guys don’t drink juice unless it’s mixed in alcohol ?!?

Jeff: Why wouldn’t you ?

Toby: If i wasn’t certain that the rules of logic didn’t apply to us I’d be concerned for both of your livers.

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[darkpeacemusic]

Incorrect Christmas Quotes (Creepypasta version)

Sally: Merry Christmas everyone! *hears a knock* Who is it?

Trenderman: *is drunk af* Ho ho ho! It's your uncle!

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Ben: Jeff, it's Christmas!

Jeff: *wakes up* Christmas!!! *breaks down the door and crawls downstairs* I'm coming Santa!

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Liu: Time to read the Night Before Christmas.

Liu: *pulls out a whole thing of wine*

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Nathan: Toss me my keys.

Jason: *throws a Christmas tree out the door*

Nathan: I said my keys.

Jason: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Nathan: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?

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Nina: Look at the Christmas lights! *points to a stoplight*

Puppeteer: That's a stoplight!

Nina: Ehh, pretty sure they're Christmas lights.

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Toby: Around Christmas, everyone becomes a Spice Girl.

Ben, to Slender: *showing him his Christmas list* I'll tell you what I want. What I really really want. I want a- I want a- I want a- I want a-

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Splendor, singing while buying stuff from Dollar Tree: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Which means presents for everyone but not too expensive.

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Toby: First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. Nothing! Because I'm single and I'm never gonna be in a relationship!

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Tim, preparing to wrap a present: Okay, you can do this.

*five minutes later*

Brian: *walks in and see Tim on the floor* Are you okay???

Tim: *is wrapped in wrapping paper and is stuck* Call the master!

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Toby: *sees Kate under the mistletoe and gasps* Mistletoe!

*Toby tries to kiss Kate*

Kate: *hisses in disgust*

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Rouge: *knocks on Ben's door* Good morning, Ben.

Ben: *falls off the bed in excitement*

*few seconds later*

Ben: *gets back up with a determined look*

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Ben: How are we gonna get the star on top?

Jeff: I got it!

Jeff: *jumps on the couch to put the star on top of the tree but fails and falls, taking the tree with him* Ow...

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Tim: This song is called what I want for Christmas.

Tim: *plays a note and pulls out a gun* Money.

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Nina: Happy Christmas. It's Crius.

Nina, to Jeff: Merry Crisis.

Nina, to Eyeless Jack: Merry Chrylis.

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[creepy-ravs]

Jeff: So, Ben is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night

Toby: Why?

Jeff: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row

Ben, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass

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