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#incorrect crime and punishment
raskolnikovbaby · 2 years
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raskolnikov: wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.
sonya: they are.
raskolnikov: you know who else is beautiful?
sonya: *blushes* who?
raskolnikov: napoleon bonaparte.
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Nothing screams Dostoievsky more than descending into madness on a couch
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Raskolnikov: Two women got killed down the street.
Sonia: Did they catch the killer?
Raskolnikov: No, I'm still at large.
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anotherfandomtrash · 6 months
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"worst friend group ever"-probably Rodya after being yelled at
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incorrectlit · 3 months
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Raskolnikov: Razumikhin just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa.”
Raskolnikov: So I said, “what?”
Raskolnikov: And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate.”
Sonya:
Dunya:
Raskolnikov: He forgot the word for soulmate and his fucking brain thought, “it’s called ‘secret Santa.’”
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 months
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Karkat: FOUND ANOTHER IDIOTIC ACCOUNDING MISTAKE FROM MY PAST SELF THAT I HAVE TO FIX AND I WAS LIKE
Karkat: “WILL THE SPECTRE OF PAST ME’S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME?”
Karkat: AND MY COWORKER WAS LIKE-
Sollux: why do you talk liike that
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theinsomniacindian · 3 months
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Crime and Punishment as Incorrect Quotes
Nastasya: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Raskolnikov: Oh, I’m always running
Raskolnikov: The question is from what
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Raskolnikov: You're my best friend and one of the only people I actually like, I would do anything for you.
Razumikhin: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Raskolnikov: Absolutely not.
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Dunya: I’m going to take you out
Svidrigailov: Great, it’s a date!
Dunya: I meant that as a threat.
Svidrigailov: See you at five!
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everything-on-red · 1 year
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Raskolnikov: I simply hinted that an ‘extraordinary’ man has the right… that is not an official right, but an inner right to decide in his own conscience to overstep… certain obstacles, and only in case it is essential for the practical fulfillment of his idea (sometimes, perhaps, of benefit to the whole of humanity).
Razumikhin: caught in 4k
Raskolnikov: Wh-… what?
Razumikhin: i caught you being sus, bro
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zephrunsimperium · 10 months
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HEAR ME OUT:
Gravity Falls/Crime & Punishment
“I am wicked, I see that. But why are they so fond of me if I don’t deserve it? Oh, if only I were alone and no one loved me and I too had never loved anyone! Nothing of all this would have happened." - Raskolnikov Ford Pines
"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth." - Raskolnikov Ford Pines
“I came to you(, Fiddleford) because I know no one but you who could ever help… to begin… because you are kinder than anyone—clever, I mean, and can judge… and now I see that I want nothing. Do you hear? Nothing at all… no one’s services… no one’s sympathy. I am by myself… alone. Come, that’s enough. Leave me alone." - Raskolnikov Ford Pines
And the REAL kicker...
“...I’m sick to death of all of you and I want to be alone," (Stanford) answered calmly. "Alone? When you are not able to walk, when your face is as white as a sheet and you are gasping for breath! Idiot!" "Let me go!" said (Stanford), and tried to pass him. This was too much for (Stanley); he gripped him firmly by the shoulder. "Let you go? You dare tell me to let you go? Do you know what I’ll do with you directly? I’ll pick you up, tie you up in a bundle, carry you home under my arm and lock you up!" "Listen, (Stanley)," (Ford) began quietly, apparently calm— "can’t you see that I don’t want your benevolence? A strange desire you have to shower benefits on a man who… curses him, who feels them a burden in fact! Why did you seek me out at the beginning of my illness? Maybe I was very glad to die. Didn’t I tell you plainly enough to-day that you were torturing me, that I was… sick of you! You seem to want to torture people! I assure you that all that is seriously hindering my recovery, because it’s continually irritating me. You saw (Fiddleford) went away just now to avoid irritating me. You leave me alone too, for goodness’ sake! What right have you, indeed to keep me by force? Don’t you see that I am in possession of all my faculties now? How, how can I persuade you not to persecute me with your kindness? I may be ungrateful, I may be mean, only let me be, for God’s sake, let me be! Let me be, let me be!" (Stan) stood a moment, though and let his hand drop. "Well, go to hell then," he said gently and thoughtfully.
Thanks to @athgalla-arts for the inspiration! Hope you enjoyed. Everyone should read Crime and Punishment!!
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sapphiceffy · 2 years
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Raskolnikov: If I killed someone, would you turn me in?
Razumikhin: No. But I’d use it against you all the time. I’d be like: Are you gonna walk the dog or am I going to have to make a call?
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cowboyunderscore · 7 months
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raskolnikov cowboy au concept design
(tap for better quality😘)
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raskolnikovbaby · 2 years
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razumikhin: who traumatised you?
raskolnikov: do you you want a list?
razumikhin:
razumikhin, with his guns out: yeah actually
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Crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky (part 5, chapter 5)
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Razumihin: I'm asking for permission to date your sister.
Raskolnikov: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel.
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rahrahraskolnikov · 2 years
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Razumikhin: Why are you smiling?
Raskolnikov: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Dunya: Luzhin tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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incorrectlit · 8 days
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Dunya: Rodya is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day that he’s fun to be around.
Razumikhin: The best part is you never know when they’re coming!
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