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#incorrect criminal minds
canon-but-like-gayer · an hour ago
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“Your inability to understand my work is not a valid argument against it.”
-Aaron Hotchner at some point probably
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hqtchner · 3 hours ago
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emily giving the bau team a house tour
emily, gesturing to her weapons collection: behold, my stuff!
derek: should I be concerned?
emily: I am particularly fond of these two knives
emily, picking up the knives: I even named them, des and troy.
reid: wha-
aaron: *sighs knowingly*
emily: you see, when you put them together, they DESTROY!
penelope: that is GENIUS!
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Hotch about Spencer: At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil.
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Spencer: As your best friend-
Derek: Penelope is my best friend.
Spencer: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
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criminalminds1118 · 8 hours ago
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hotch: i don’t like physical affection
*sees emily*
hotch: suddenly i want to be hugged
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avengexminds · 11 hours ago
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Reid, writing in a journal: Week three of being in prison. I did a cartwheel in the courtyard and nobody clapped. I hate it here.
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random-fandom-things-555 · 12 hours ago
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Emily: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Rossi: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Emily: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but can not ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Luke: Edible?
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klauss-umbrella · 12 hours ago
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emily: hi :)
hotch: what's wrong with your face
emily: i like your hair
hotch: oh god what did you do
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random-fandom-things-555 · 16 hours ago
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Rossi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Hotch: Language.
Spencer: Yeah watch your fucking language.
Derek: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SPENCER THE FUCK WORD!?
Emily: "The fuck word"
JJ: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Penelope: Oh my god she censored it
Emily: Say fuck, JJ
Derek: Do it, JJ. Say fuck.
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random-fandom-things-555 · 20 hours ago
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Spencer: Have you ever accidently called the person you work for dad?
JJ: No?
Spencer: Good because me neither.
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baureid · 20 hours ago
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Hotch: can I have a moment alone with her?
Coroner: yeah, sure
[ a moment later ]
Hotch: I know you're not dead
Emily: yeah, no shit
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Derek: “How many LEOs* does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
Rossi: “Doesn’t matter. It still isn’t getting done.”
(*Law enforcement officer)
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Derek, Hotch, Spencer & Rossi: *arguing over basketball strategies and schematics*
Emily: “Enough with the testosterone! The pizza’s here.”
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