#incorrect critical role

[hamartia-grander]

Beau: I'm gonna make one of those diagrams that uses circles Caleb: venn Beau: probably tomorrow

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[the-herdier]

Percy: "Information is like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion..."

Percy: "And then you smash someone's fucking face in with it."

#source: succession #incorrect critical role #incorrect vox machina #vox machina #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #percy de rolo #no mercy percy #percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii

[bitchme-2]

FCG: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Ashton: Theft

Imogen: Disturbing the peace

Chetney: Aggravated assault

Laudna: Arson

Fearne: All of the above. In that order, probably.

#Orym sits quietly in the corner #critical role #incorrect critical role #bells hells #fcg #laudna #imogen temult #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #incorrect quotes

[flyingraven]

Critical Role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said part 4

Vex: there is safety in numbers

Grog: I can't count

Vex: do not put the baby in the bag of holding!

Vax: well there isnt a corpse in there so *shrugs*

Veth: if I ever have another baby I will let you socially experiment on them

FCG: Bread has religions?

Scanlan: they say "don't do drugs, kids" they don't say "don't do drugs, adults"

Vax: who are we slut shaming?

Vex: skeletons

Vax *shaking head*: whores

Imogen: All I want to do is be gay do crime but instead all I'm doing is being gay and crying

Percy: stay hydrated, release a demon

Keyleth: You've mosqd your last uito

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[incorrectcriticalrole]

Ashton: Fearne isn't my 'friend with benefits'. She's more like my antagonist with benefits.

Ashton: Or maybe I'm her antagonist?

Ashton: Basically, we antagonise each other. It's hot.

#fearne x ashton #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #incorrect critical role #critical role #bells hells

[araliadon]

Percy: “My best feature is that I am blindingly intelligent for about thirty seconds a day… I do not get to choose these seconds and they are not consecutive.”

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[allmyshipsarequeer]

Chetney: This is my girlfriend Fearne, and her partner Ashton, and Ashton's boyfriend Orym, and Orym's boyfriend Dorian who's also dating Fearne.

Fearne: And I'm dating Laudna and Imogen who are also dating each other.

Random waiter at A Taste of Taldorei: I just asked whether you guys wanted a booth or a table...

#campaign 3 #polyhells #cr 3 #bells hells #i ship everyone #incorrect critical role #critical role #fearne calloway #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #cr chetney #laudna #imodna #cr imogen #dorian storm #incorrect bells hells #first time making one of these lol #hope it's funny 😂

[bmblboop]

What do you mean this isn’t canon dialogue?

#tlovm #tlovm memes #the legend of vox machina #scanlan shorthalt #grog strongjaw #incorrect critical role #I will never be over Grog picking up his friends by the scruff like a cat #just putting some happy grog into the world bc he's such a sweetheart #source: brooklyn 99

[octy-in-boots]

Fearne: Orym! Is that a spyglass in your chonies or are you happy to see me?

Orym: Fearne, we both know I'm gay, but that's funny and I love you.

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[sterekorgtfo]

Exandria Reddit: If you could have sex with one person in all of history, who is your ultimate lay?

Vex: I would not choose something so crass, but if I could simply spend the day with one person long gone; I would choose my brother, Vax, who was taken from this world too early.

Keyleth: For the lay, I also choose this woman’s dead brother.

Percy: Seconded, and I’m married to her.

#critical role #legends of vox machina #vox machina #vex'ahlia #vax'ildan #vaxleth #percy de rolo #perc’ahlia #percildan #incorrect critical role #incorrect quotes #incorrect Vox machina

[wolfmage553]

Grog: Which one of you were going to tell me that tea tastes differently if you put it in hot water?

Vax: You were putting it in cold water?

Grog: ...

Pike: Grog, answer the question.

Grog: Scanlan told me that people put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process and I didn't know there was an actual reason.

Vex: *Looking at Scanlan* You don't have the patience to ask Tiberius to hold your cup for an hour?

Scanlan: Why are you using Tiberius to boil your tea?

Vex: Do you think I have the patience to boil water in a pot on a campfire?

Vax: It takes less than a minute!

Vex: Brother, do you think a campfire has the power of the sun?

Vax: How long does it take to boil a pot of water on a campfire?

Vex: Like seven minutes.

Vax: Just put your mug of water in the pot. It boils in like two minutes. Less than that if Tiberius already held it for a minute.

Vex: You're putting the mug in the pot? Is your mug enchanted?

Percy: Every single person sitting here beside myself and Tiberius are lunatics.

Tiberius: Do none of you own kettles?!

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[aeoris4lovers]

if a little voice in your head says "what if this disaster bisexual was on twitter" that's the devil talking and you absolutely should listen

#if anyone thought i was done rotating him at top speed. HA i will never be done hes my baby #cr memes #eadwulf grieve #c2 #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #critical role memes #critical role incorrect quotes #incorrect critical role #wizardposting #eodwulf grieve #(i realized i should probably be tagging my wulfposting that way too since some people still spell it like that oops)

[the-herdier]

No Mercy Percy: "May the gods forgive you, because I won't!"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect critical role #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #percy de rolo #no mercy percy #orthax #source: samurai champloo #god he would love Jin #critical role

[oldflyingraven]

Critical role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said

Grog: I don't want to get political but what the fuck is a table

Keyleth: you've mastered the art of the fallacy-

Vax: -of being a dick? Yeah I studied my parents 

Molly: I call this polyamory but it's just me being a whore

Dariax: Explain Alzheimers

Opal: Brain no worky

Ashton: I could stick my hand down your throat. 

Fearne: Is that a promise? 

Grog: Homicide, it's always funny. 

Pike: let's not take that one out of context. 

Veth: *looking at Caleb* if the backyard burns down, it wasn't me. It was the pyromaniac ghost. 

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[flyingraven]

Critical Role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said part 3

Veth: I used to be a great alcoholic!

Veth: denial gains me treasure

Luke: You're being very loud and I'm trying to have an emotional conflict

Essek: her superior temporal gyrus is wickety wack yo

Essek: ... it's okay I hate myself too sometimes

Taryon: When in doubt: cry

Percy: stay hydrated, release a demon

Vax: what is it with dads?

Scanlan: they be dadding and causing trauma

Jester: don't trust fish

Fjord (overhearing): why?

Jester: its the look in their eyes

Kingsley: generational trauma aside every single part of this is objectively hilarious

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[incorrectcriticalrole]

Bertrand: That’s it! You are all grounded. [points to Fearne] No stealing for you. Chetney, no hitting on Fearne.

Chetney : [sobs]

Bertrand: [points to Imogen] No Laudna for you. And… [looks at Ashton] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

Ashton: Revenge.

Bertrand: No vengeance for you.

Ashton: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

#bertrand bell #fearne x chetney #chetney pock o'pea #fearne calloway #imogen x laudna #laudna #imogen tamolt #ashton greymoore #incorrect critical role #critical role