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onikiribattousai · 25 days

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Alastor: I've already sent good vibes your way, they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Hoozuki: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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incorrect-crossover-quotes · 1 month

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Ruby: Fine, I still can't swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Kim: Ruby, you promised!

Ruby: They wanted to put me in the beginner class with the little kids! I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness...

Ben: That's why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard!

Kim: Ben, that's prison.

Ben: Only if you let it be.

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Ruby: I have HRE (Hopeless Romantic Energy)

Steven: I have HRE (Holy Roman Empire)

Ash: Hambu Rg Er

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Kim: Ash, Ben, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what in the hell you are doing?

Ben, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Ash is sitting atop: Nothing.

Ash: I love you too :-)

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fandomsarefamily1966 · 1 year

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If you're ever scared that you're not a good person, remember that bad people don't care about getting better.

Luz, to Steven

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zombieplaguedoc · 1 year

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America: Hey Tord, cous?

Tord: *Shoots a picture of Tom as target practice* Yeah?

America: I'm still the hero, right?

Tord:

Tord: *looks at Rattlesnake Jake who comes back in from a hit and sets both his pistols on the table with a slam, then at SCP 049 who is in the process of curing someone in a spare room, then at Lady Dimitrescu who is chasing Ethan Winters around, swinging her claws at him and hitting him, then at Canada who is cleaning blood off his hockey stick, then back at America*

Tord:.....Sure?

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zylev-blog · 2 months

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Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

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the-b1ah · 1 month

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Part 1 of you can’t bench me!

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Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.

They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.

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Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time

Spoiler: BULLSHIT!

Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B

Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”

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RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)

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The origin | part 2

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l3viat8an · 4 months

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MC: I want to fuck an angel!

Solomon: A hot one?

MC: Yes!

Solomon: An angel we know?

MC: Yes!

Solomon: Simeon?

MC: Yes~

Solomon: I understand.

MC:….

Solomon: Do you want to fuck an angel or do you want to fuck God?

MC: Can you fuck god??

Solomon: Oh yes.

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my-names-angel-but-im-not-one · 1 month

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MC meets their male version!

#1

Something happened with one of the doors in Barbatos's room and. M!MC (male MC) ended up walking in this devildom where's our F!MC/GN!MC is.

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Lucifer: .......so you're saying he basically travelled universe accidentally, because of your mistake.

Barbatos: it wasn't my mistake, the other Barbatos made the mistake

Lucifer: and now you want me to keep him here, with our mc?? Did Diavolo even approved it!?!

Barbatos: he was the one who suggested it, yes.

Lucifer: ...ugh *facepalms*

MC: *looking at M!MC with squinting eyes*

M!MC: *doing the same*

M!MC: ........ask away..

Mc: how big is that peni-

M!MC: that's the first thing you ask? ......Not surprised.

M!MC: I'll tell you , if you tell me your bra siz-

MC: Deal.

M!MC: Deal.

Barbatos:

Lucifer:

Barbatos: .... I'll see if I can fix it up till tomorrow.

Lucifer: please.

[A/N]: this is gonna be a series ......maybe :p

Common tag that used: MMC x MC (use this tag to find more)

Also I'm close to hitting 1k!! Thank you all!! Muwah :3

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 6 months

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Clark: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Bruce: I saw you.

Clark: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Lex in a turkey costume.

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tsukii0002 · 5 days

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Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.

Mc: …

Diavolo: Mc?

Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….

Simeon: Wha-

Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~

Diavolo: What a nice father.

Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.

Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Simeon: Eeem…

Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!

Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.

Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~

Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.

Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!

Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.

Simeon: *chuckling*

Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.

Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.

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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd

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badingsm · 8 months

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*avengers playing truth or dare in tony's party*

peter: miss y/n, truth or dare?

y/n: uh, truth..?

tony, drunk: boo! such a weakling!

nat, glaring at him: shut the fuck up, tincan!

peter, nervous for no reason: so, if you were given a chance to be someone else in our team, who would you be and why?

y/n, clapping excitedly: oh, oh! wanda! wanda—i want to be wanda!

wanda, smirking: and why is that?

y/n with love eyes: she can visit other universes! i want to see lena luthor-danvers! she and supergirl are married, i know, but god, i would fucking kneel for that woman, and i'll do everything she says and-

nat, jealous, scoffing: your wife *points at herself* is literally sitting beside you, and just to inform you, baby, she hears you loud and clear, and she's quite offended because you can't even listen to her when she asks you to do something, and now you're saying these stuffs?! where's the equality in that?!

y/n, smiling hesitantly: well, yeah, i still love you though, tasha! don't worry, love.

wanda, chuckling: ...well, i could still take you to their universe and go visit mrs. luthor-danvers if that's what you-

nat, frowning: oh, shut it, maximoff!

y/n, laughing: my baby's a green-eyed monster..

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onikiribattousai · 1 year

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Hoozuki: Dear Enma-sama, give me patience.

Sebastian: I think you mean "give me strength".

Hoozuki: If Enma-sama gave me strength, you'd be dead by now, Michaelis.

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incorrect-crossover-quotes · 17 days

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Kim: ... and then I said, "I'm no Einstein, but-"

Ben: Did you know he wasn't real?

Kim: I'm sorry, what?

Ben: Yeah, I read about him yesterday. He was a theoretical physicist.

Kim:

Kim: The scary part is I can't tell if you're joking.

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Ruby: Ash has no survival skills. His need to win has replaced that.

Steven: That can't be true!

Ruby: Watch this.

Ruby: Hey Ash, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Ash: *Throws himself out a window*

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Steven: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Ben: IT

Ash: Annabelle

Kim: Paranormal Activity

Ruby: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

#crossover #ash ketchum #rwby #steven universe #ben 10 #incorrect crossover quotes #kim possible #ruby rose #incorrect quotes #multi fandom blog

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fandomsarefamily1966 · 1 year

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Luz: You know, being stuck in another world sure does bring out some interesting stuff in me.

Anne: You mean like your survival instincts?

Luz: ...

Anne: You mean like your survival instincts, right?

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hugsandchaos · 10 months

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Dc x Dp

There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.

Bruce: *turns the corner*

Danny and Tucker: !!!

Tucker: *turns around and runs*

Danny: ...

Bruce: Is your friend alri--

Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*

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zylev-blog · 2 months

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*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*

Danny: How do you eat pickles?

Dick: What do you mean?

Danny: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.

Dick: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.

Danny B: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.

Dick: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.

Dick: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.

Danny: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.

Dick: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.

Danny: *Nods in agreement*

Jason: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!

Danny: Jeez, okay.

Dick: Quit yelling at us already.

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