#incorrect dad tony stark

[abbie-brianna]

Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

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[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

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[avengerlevelthreat]

Peter: all right first question. are you the killer?

suspect: no

Peter: really?

suspect: yes

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: killersaywhat

suspect: what?

Peter: got em! we got em!

Tony, banging a gavel: guilty! guilty!

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[nam-ski]

Tony: Peter, why are there so many spiders in your room? Just because you’re part spider it doesn’t mean you don’t have to clean your room, I’m going to kill them.

Peter: No, these are my children!

Tony: Like…literally?

Peter: Adopted! I saved them from a burning building last week and know they’re mine.

Tony: Last week, wasn’t that the time you laid in the Med-Bay with second degree burns and a smoke poisoning, because you wouldn’t leave a burning building for reason you wouldn’t tell me?

Peter: Uh, I’ve gotta go

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?

Tony: yeah

Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?

Tony: In a heart-beat

Peter: okay, awesome!

Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?

Peter: No

Tony: Where's this coming from then?

Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-

Tony: absolutely fucking not.

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[literaryavenger]

Y/N, entering the common room: I slept for 15 hours. What have I missed?

Sam, trying to be funny: this dick.

Y/N: oh thank god, I thought I missed something big.

Steve: *spits water*

Tony, proud: that's my daughter.

Bucky, prouder: that's my girl.

Rest of the team: *dies laughing*

Sam:

Sam: honestly, fuck you all.

Pepper, concerned: WAIT you slept 15 HOURS???

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[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

When Peter goes to college

Clint: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Peter: Why? Clint: Tony fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Steve: We don't know how to banish spirits, so Tony is just throwing salt at them and yelling "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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[marvel-payformytherapy]

Steve Rogers: "Language!"

Tony Stark: "What? I didn't say anything."

Steve Rogers: "You were thinking it really loudly."

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[ungrateful-sneeze]

All the avengers hanging out and wallowing on Father’s Day cause they are all orphans.

Peter hands Tony a Father’s Day card

The avengers watching: *omg they are finally going to realize they see each other as father and son*

Tony: *being oblivious as usual* omg Peter you taught DUM-E how to write that’s so cute.

Peter: *cough* yeah Mr Stark that exactly what I did.

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[abbie-brianna]

Peter: You're giving me a sticker?

Tony: Not just any sticker. This is a sticker of a cat saying "me-wow"!

Peter: I'm not a kid

Tony: Fine, I'll take it back

Peter: No i earned this back off

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[oscorp-lawsuit]

Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?

Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.

Pepper:

Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?

Tony: Yes, he did.

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[underoooos]

The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

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[nam-ski]

Fury doesn’t knows who Spider-Man is, so the mission for the Avengers is to take him down, Tony gives zero fuck and continues the lab days, movie nights and sleepovers.

One day after Peter designed a new suit he swung around to see how it fits. The Avengers just hanging out in the living room than Spider-Man swings in makes himself a cacao and swings out.

In the meeting after this:

Tony: Oh, I just forget too tell you

Fury: I hate you, so who is he

Tony: I’m not telling you

Fury: [so done with all] I hate my life [walks out of the room]

Tony: There it goes

Fury: [from far away] but I hate you more

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Muffled voice on the phone: We have kidnapped your son and if you want to see him alive again you'll have to-

Tony: Son? I HAVE A SON!?! WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS!?!

Muffled voice: ...We have the teenager with brown hair and a science pun shirt

Tony: Oh, you mean Peter. Yeah, he's not my son.

Muffled voice: ...are you sure?

Tony: yeah, I'm pretty sure

Muffled voice: Well, we still have the kid locked up... so do you want him or not?

Tony: ... Peter is literally sat right in front of me doing his calculus homework...

Tony: Pete, were you kidnapped?

Peter: Oh yeah! That's what I forgot to tell you!

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[literaryavenger]

Y/N: what mouse walks on two legs? Peter: ... I don't know. Y/N: Micky Mouse. What duck walks on two legs? Peter: Donald Duck? Y/N: no, all ducks walk on two legs. Stupid. Peter: Oh. Right. Tony: I can't believe you fell for that, how did you even get into MIT??

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