#incorrect dadzawa

[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.

1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!

Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.

Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mha quotes #vigilante au #vigilante izuku #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #midorya izuku #mha incorrect quotes #izuku midoriya #dadzawa #shindeku #shinsou x deku #shinsou hitoshi #aizawa shota

[definetelysaidatua]

All Might: we aren’t mad, we’re disappointed

Aizawa: no, we’re mad

All Might: right. We’re mad. Livid. But, we’re gonna let this one slide

Aizawa: what?! No, we’re not!

All Might: I’m not a mind reader, Shota!

#bakugou katsuki #incorrect bnha quotes #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #bkdk incorrect quotes #bakudeku #uraraka ochako #izuocha friendship #bakudeu #all might #aizawa sensei #dadzawa

[dogwaterdish]

Aizawa: I'm not doing to well.

All Might: What's wrong?

Aizawa: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Midoriya enters the room*

Aizawa: There it is again.

#mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #izuku midoriya #shouta aizawa #toshinori yagi #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #midoriya izuku #mha memes #incorrect quotes #eraserhead #mha aizawa #aizawa shouta #yagi toshinori #dadzawa #mha aizawa shouta #mha toshinori yagi

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?

Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-

Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate

Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident

Izuku problem child Midoriya:

#i love him so much #he’s feral and he deserves the world #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #midoirya izuku #izuku problem child midoriya #izuku the cryptid #izuku is a vent gremlin #dadzawa #dadzawa and his problem child #aizawa shouta

[weallscreamfordadmic]

Hizashi: Hey Sho, can you pass me my glasses? Hizashi: Sho? Hizashi: Sho, they're like, right in front of you. On the coffee table. Hizashi: Shouta. Hizashi: ...are you ignoring me? Hizashi, pouting: babe, please. Eri, around the corner: Pay up. Shinsou, handing over money, still staring at the pile of clothes with a wig Hizashi is talking to: You know what, I'm not even mad. Wow. I didn't think he was that blind.

#yamada hizashi #aizawa shouta #erasermic #dadzawa #dadmic #hitoshi shinsou #eri bnha #bnha #incorrect mha quotes

[lymmielove]

Midoriya : I told Mr. Aizawa that we'd be responsible for the duration of this trip!

*Grocery Store on Fire in the Background*

Bakugou : Now why the fuck would you lie to him like that?

#bnha #mha #incorrect bnha #incorrect mha #bnha incorrect #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #dadzawa

[katsukidynam1ght]

bakugou: here's a step-by-step guide on giving your favorite teacher severe trauma bakugou: step one- aizawa: if one more tragedy happens in your life i'm going to end both of ours bakugou: bakugou: step one-

#mha #bnha #eraser head #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #dadzawa #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #thoughts while writing combat fatigue #incorrect mha quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #source: me

[eraserheadswatching]

Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

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[tickly-giggles]

Aizawa: We're having a baby.

Shinso: Oh, congradu-

Mic, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

#incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #erasermic incorrect quotes #shinso mha #aizawa mha #present mic mha #dadzawa

[writerswho]

Yamada: So, Shouta, you ever wanna be a father someday?

Aizawa: Someday? I’m a father right now.

Yamada: Midoriya is your student, Shouta.

Aizawa: He is my BLOOD.

#source: @burnonyou #bnha #dadzawa #yamada hizashi #present mic #aizawa shouta #midoriya izuku #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #hey since you're here could you please share my pined post please

[poppy5991]

#mha #bnha #mha memes #boku no hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #Aizawa #Eraserhead #dadzawa

[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Aizawa: I'm having a baby

Vigilante Izuku: Congratulations?

Aizawa: It's you. Sign here

Vigilante Dabi: *dying laughing*

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mha quotes #vigilante au #vigilante izuku #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #midorya izuku #mha incorrect quotes #izuku midoriya #dadzawa #aizawa shouta #vigilante dabi

[definetelysaidatua]

Aizawa: I’m at a loss of words

Deku, narrating: despite being at a loss of words, he yelled at me for the following twenty-five minutes

#incorrect bnha quotes #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #bakudeku #dadzawa #aizawa sensei

[nightshadow1607]

Kirishima: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Sero: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Mina: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Kaminari: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Bakugou: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!

--

Iida: You need to stop with this jaywalking

Bakugou: Miss me with that gay shit

Iida: What 'gay shit'? THE LAW??

--

Vigilante Shinsou: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Informant Kaminari: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Vigilante Izuku: In that case, we're definitely lost.

--

Vigilante/Villain Izuku: It goes against my moral compass

Shinsou: Your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

--

Kendo: Do you know where Monoma is?

Shiozaki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God

--

Villains: You're violent

Vigilante Izuku: Yeah, but I'm short so it's cute

--

Tsukauchi: You have the right to remain silent

Villain Izuku: But do I have the ability

--

Vigilante Izuku: Don't worry, I have a couple knives up my sleeve

Aizawa, concerned: You mean cards

Vigilante Izuku: Nope

--

Bakugou: How's the biggest asshole in the world doing?

Shinsou, not looking from his cellphone: I don't know, Bakugou. How are you today?

Bakugou: Fuck you, Eye-bags

--

Izuku: Do not tell Aizawa-sensei about this

Todoroki: You want me to LIE to Aizawa-sensei?

Izuku: It- It's okay! You don't have to-

Todoroki "ride or die" Shouto: Oh, no, I'm going to

--

Kurogiri: have a good day

Shigaraki: don't tell me what to do

--

Young Dabi: Dear diary

Young Dabi: My teen angst bullshit now has a bodycount

--

Eri: I made a marshmallow Aizawa-san. His arms are crossed because the other marshmallow make him annoyed. Do you like it?

Aizawa, choking up: It's fine

--

Aizawa to Class 1-A (+ Shinsou): If I'd ever had a child, I imagine they might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never had kids

--

Bakugou: And how do you think you can stop me?

Izuku: I'll tell All Might

Bakugou:

Bakugou: You sick bastard

incorrect quotes because why not? (part 8)

sorry for the delay ;-;

#kirishima eijirou #sero hanta #ashido mina #kaminari denki #bakugou katsuki #iida tenya #shinsou hitoshi #vigilante izuku #itsuka kendou #shiozaki ibara #detective tsukauchi #todoroki shouto #kurogiri #shigaraki tomura #dabi #mha eri #aizawa shouta #dadzawa #incorrect qoute bnha

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Aizawa: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?

Izuku, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: I don’t like that answer

#i did sleep last night though! #izuku problem child midoriya #izuku the cryptid #dadzawa and his problem child #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #midoirya izuku #dadzawa #Eraserhead #aizawa shouta

[weallscreamfordadmic]

Shouta: hey, you're back Shouta: I got you those chicken wings you like Hizashi: Hizashi: ...alright, spit it out Hizashi: which kid are we adopting this time

#erasermic #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #dadzawa #dadmic #present mic #eraserhead #bnha #incorrect mha quotes