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#incorrect dc quotes

Ivy: I’m going to take you out
Harley: great, it’s a date!
Ivy: I meant that as a threat.
Harley: See you at five!

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Ivy: Hey Harley can I get a sip of your water?
Harley: It’s not water.
Ivy: Vodka, I like your style!
Harley: It’s vinegar.
Ivy: Wh-Wha-
Harley: It’s vinegar.

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Bruce
I know Jason Todd, and he’s many things. He’s annoying, lazy, and unreliable. Often unkempt, careless, and reckless. Tardy, obnoxious, destructive, a trifle gassy...
Bruce
Jason is also loud, irresponsible, devious—
Jason
Is there a "but" coming anytime soon?
Bruce
And a pain in the butt.
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Dick
Get in.
Jason
Not even a 'Hello, nice to see you'?
Dick
All I've got is 'Please put the assault rifle away before someone notices.'
Jason
That's the brother I love.
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<div> —  Joker having no self regard, for the millionth time </div><span>We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good!</span>
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Oswald, to basically everyone
You guys are not making my life easy right now.
Harvey
Do we ever?
Oswald
... good point.
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Ra’s
And if you two see Dusan, give him this message.
Ra’s
(makes a neutral face)
Ra’s
He’ll know what it means.
Nyssa
Oh, and father said to give you a message.
Talia
(makes a neutral face)
Dusan
Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
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Jonathan
Where did you get the police radio?
Edward
Police car :)
Jonathan
Ah.
Jonathan
Don't know why I asked.
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Pamela
Roses are red.
Pamela
Violets are blue.
Pamela
Sunflowers are yellow.
Pamela
Sorry if you were expecting something romantic, this is just gardening facts.
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The Riddler: this thing has four letters, starts with an F and ends with a K, when you can’t get it, you can always use your hands. What am I talking about?

Jason: Fork

The Riddler: damn you, Red Hood *releases them*

Roy, whispering: thank God you answered before I could, I was totally going to say ‘fuck’

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Jason: *holding his phone and recording for a trend*

Jason: Roy, what’s a thing you wished you had been advertised before dating me?

Roy: what do you mean?

Jason: like, something you wish somebody told you before you asked me out

Roy: Oh, your shitty taste in names

Jason: excuse me?

Roy: Yeah, who names themselves after the guy who killed them?

Jason: rude

Roy: And your attitude. Damn, you’re lucky I’m an angel, so many people would have broken up with you already

Jason: what?!

Roy: And your need to have all the attention for yourself, like…other people have problems too, you know?

Jason: wow.

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Ivy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
Harley: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Conversation
<div> Uno: Destroyer of Worlds </div>
Damian
I should thank you Tim. You made me realise that by being nice and letting people in, they’ll just betray you. but still, thank you for showing me there is a part of me that can still feel like this. Because now that I know where to find it, I’ve killed it forever. So thank you, thank you for freeing me, Drake.
Tim
No, no! You were so close! You were almost a person! (Sobbing) You were so close!
Bruce
What is going on?
Dick
Just let them, they’ll be back to their normal selves in a half hour.
Steph
You rich people have the weirdest house rules, this is such bull-
Jason
-Shh. (Opens a packet of chips and focuses back to Tim and Damian’s soap opera.) I’m watching something.
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jason: jeez what are the lovebirds fighting over?

dick: i’m not sure… something about tim’s mental health?

jason: oh, i thought it was something new.

kon: TIMOTHY you cannot just take sat practice tests to get 1600s and call that a coping mechanism! PLEASE take a walk or something

tim: your words don’t hurt me because i can’t hear you! *plugs ears*

kon:

tim: look though i got a 1610 for correcting the test itself on improper grammar in an article! :D

kon: TIM WRONG NO

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<div> Hope. </div>
Rachel
I just don't know what to do.
Dick
-Ahem. And now, a message of hope.
Gar
Ah, a message of hope, right on time.
Dick
Everything is garbage.
Gar
Oh no.
Dick
You find something you care about and it's taken from you. Your colleague, your dream job, your mango yogurt.
Hank
Wooooo!
Dick
Never love anything.
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Harley: So are we flirting right now?
Ivy: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Harley: That doesn’t answer my question

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