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Tim: I don’t understand Love At First sight.

Jason: There is such thing as “Kill at first sight”.

Tim:

Tim: I keep forgetting you’re an ex criminal. Holy shit-

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Kori: Is there a gift shop?

Jason: Kori, this is the Gotham. Of course, there’s a gift shop.

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Robin!Jason: Dad, can I have a story?

Bruce: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his dad so crazy he decided to sell him to a circus.

Robin!Jason: An evil circus?

Bruce: No, a nice one with monkeys.

Robin!Jason: Thank you.

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Jason: *Excitedly* Guys, guys, do you know I actually have a civil case against that bitch that broke my helmet once?

Dick: Jack, don’t sue Tim.

Jason: Why not?

Dick: He’s Tim. Life sued him, and he lost.

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“It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome, but I can never admit it because that would make me an ass.”

-Jason Todd to the Batfamily

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Tim: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Damian: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Dick: Tackle him.

Cassandra: Kick him in the shin.

Jason: Just ask me to lean down?

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Roy: *Trying to scare Jason* Boo!

Jason: Did you just call me your boo?

Roy: What, no- I didn’t mean it like that-

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Dick: This is a PSA to SOME members of this family.

Dick: I am so sick of you saying “I am here for a good time not a long time.”

Dick: No no no. That is not the energy we need in this household, so I’m gonna need you to get your asses up, drink coffee, scream at God, and commit arson if need be, as long as you STOP ENDING UP IN THE CAVE MEDBAY!!

Jason: Anyone else feeling attacked right now or is it just me?

Damian: Todd, there is no one else in this house that that statement could apply to.

Bruce: *wisely ignores Dick glaring at him as well

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y/n: what’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way, like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin, you feel?

Bruce: I think the word you’re looking for is “excited”

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Dick: Can you keep a secret?

Jason: No. *Awkward pause* But this time, sure. Yea.

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Dick: Are we still friends?

Jason: That depends on how hard you hit me.

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Jason: Did that prick just give me the finger?

Tim: Yea. I think you got the whole hand

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