jason: i can’t go on patrol today
bruce: what- why not?
jason: i’m busy
bruce: doing what exactly???
damian: come along todd it’s time for cheese viking night
bruce: wait what?!?
jason: jealousy doesn’t look good on you bitch
bruce: i’m not-
jason: not you. *gestures to dick*
dick: *sobbing as he puts on the nightwing suit*