Dick : What are you eating? A homemade hot pocket?

Tim : It- it’s a calzone

(source : me and my friend)

Ivy: I’m going to take you out
Harley: great, it’s a date!
Ivy: I meant that as a threat.
Harley: See you at five!

Superman: Have a good day!

Batman: Don’t tell me what to do.

Ivy: Hey Harley can I get a sip of your water?
Harley: It’s not water.
Ivy: Vodka, I like your style!
Harley: It’s vinegar.
Ivy: Wh-Wha-
Harley: It’s vinegar.

Green lantern: are you angry at me?

Hawkgirl: yes.

Green lantern: can I ask why?

Hawkgirl: no.

The Riddler: this thing has four letters, starts with an F and ends with a K, when you can’t get it, you can always use your hands. What am I talking about?

Jason: Fork

The Riddler: damn you, Red Hood *releases them*

Roy, whispering: thank God you answered before I could, I was totally going to say ‘fuck’

Jason: *holding his phone and recording for a trend*

Jason: Roy, what’s a thing you wished you had been advertised before dating me?

Roy: what do you mean?

Jason: like, something you wish somebody told you before you asked me out

Roy: Oh, your shitty taste in names

Jason: excuse me?

Roy: Yeah, who names themselves after the guy who killed them?

Jason: rude

Roy: And your attitude. Damn, you’re lucky I’m an angel, so many people would have broken up with you already

Jason: what?!

Roy: And your need to have all the attention for yourself, like…other people have problems too, you know?

Jason: wow.

Wally: Emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glowstick.

Ivy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
Harley: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

jason: jeez what are the lovebirds fighting over?

dick: i’m not sure… something about tim’s mental health?

jason: oh, i thought it was something new.

kon: TIMOTHY you cannot just take sat practice tests to get 1600s and call that a coping mechanism! PLEASE take a walk or something

tim: your words don’t hurt me because i can’t hear you! *plugs ears*

kon:

tim: look though i got a 1610 for correcting the test itself on improper grammar in an article! :D

kon: TIM WRONG NO

Harley: So are we flirting right now?
Ivy: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Harley: That doesn’t answer my question