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xxfoulplayxx · 6 months
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Robin: throw me, throw me, throw me.
Superman: no.
Kid Flash: I'll catch him, just throw him really high and really far. Please.
Superman: no!
Robin: Throw me, throw me, throw me.
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satoshy12 · 11 days
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Cass looked at her baby:" So why is our Baby flying Danny." Danny:" I am something like a Meta." Cass nodded her head." Okay, now bring the baby down." The Batfamily just looked, well that is Cass for you just accept it.
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vertigoambrosia · 2 years
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u mad supes?
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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Huntress: Are you single?
The Question: “Single” is a word the government created to give citizens tax disadvantages
The Question; If you’re asking me if i’m lonely, the answer is yes
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mylifeisfruk4ever · 7 months
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Interviewer to Clark: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Bruce, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.
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mylifeingotham · 20 days
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myimaginarymary · 2 years
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Jason Todd.
That’s it. That’s the post.
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fun-kytown · 1 year
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sobbing finding out that good ol Bruce is a hoarder 😭 won’t kill his enemies, but crush em with a giant penny to take their shit
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solar-wing · 8 months
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⚣ Broken Pipes 🪈
Jason Todd x Maler Reader Incorrect Quotes
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Jason: It's just Y/N, I'll call him back.
Dick: Does he like the loft?
Jason: Well, he comes over to shower every day because the plumbing is broken, so I really like the loft😝
BONUS:
Dick: You've been breaking his plumbing, haven't you?
Jason: Yes.😈
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☀️ | DC Masterlist | ☀️
☀️ | Masterlists | ☀️
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commxnderwolffe · 2 years
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes #3
*Bruce and Damian on a mission*
Batman: that’s my boy
Batman: No my boy!
Robin: FATHER HELP
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batfamilyproblems · 11 months
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Out of all the casseroles, he had to pick that... 🫛
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xxfoulplayxx · 6 months
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So Bruce putting stickynote messages in his kids lunch boxes everyday right. Now imagine, they all kept them all this time, every child he had early enough to have them be in school. And say he finds out about this and he's emotional... but, he finds out Jason kept them all and he's just full on in tears.
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satoshy12 · 3 months
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Harley "And you can use it!"
Harley was done explaining how to use the hammer. Dani was smiling! She really liked to learn new things.
Dani, as she left to search for a new playmate, said, "Thanks, Granny Selina, Granny Ivy, and Harley!"
All 3: "Granny!!!"
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Later, in a spa.
Ivy: "We aren't old, right?"
Harley:" Yeah, it must have been a mistake."
Bruce Wayne, who was kidnapped and forced to pay for Gotham Sirens beauty treatment: " Old?"
Harley: "Yeah, the tiny one we helped call called us!"
Ivy: "She called us Granny Harley, Granny Selina, and Granny Ivy! Why!"
Bruce:" Maybe in a nice family way?"
Selina:" That isn't a nice family way! We are still young!"
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jackoquako · 1 year
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Clark, lamenting the fact that he couldn’t go near the priest without getting sick to lois and wondering if he’s actually been possessed this entire time: Lois I Gifgifddfduicgvhhoj *existential sobbing*
The priest who collects shiny green rocks and puts them in his pockets: ooh shiny green rock, score!
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Bruce, trying to be a nice son: A nice, hot cup of tea.
Alfred: It's cold.
Bruce: A nice cup of tea.
Alfred: It doesn't even taste that good.
Bruce: Cup of tea.
Alfred: I'm not even sure this is tea...
Bruce: Cup.
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fandomnerd9602 · 8 months
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Could you do a Harley Quinn X Male Reader fluff like a tribute to Arleen Sorkin who just passed recently she was the voice for Harley in the batman animated series
Harley skips in with a tray of muffins…
Harley: baby! How abouta muffin for my muffin?
Y/N takes one and gives Harley a kiss…
Harley: oh that one was banana nut, that’s extra (winks)
Y/N: you’re terrible
Y/N pulls a giggling Harley into their lap and kisses her lips and then her neck and so on…
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Thanks for all the laughs, Arleen Sorkin. I will miss you
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