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incorrect-ekoda-gang · 9 hours ago
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Snake: I will not have my honor questioned by someone below me!
KID: I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence.
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dcmk-hoard · 10 hours ago
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Heiji, being carried out by security: WAIT! Wait! Hakuba! Tell this man that you know me!!!
Hakuba, lying: ...And you are...?
Security: [proceeds]
Heiji: NOO!!
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 9 hours ago
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Shinichi, about KID: You look at him and see the Phantom Thief KID. All I see is my partner wearing a top hat.
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Kogoro: Nothing in life is free.
Ran: Love is free!
Heiji: Adventure is free.
Shinichi: Knowledge is free.
Kaito: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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altumvidetur · a year ago
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Ran: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Shinichi: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Kogorou: There was no ambulance. I drove you.
Shinichi: But I heard a siren?
Ran: That was Hattori-kun.
Heiji: I WAS WORRIED
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mezzato · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: what time is it
Kaito: idk pass me that saxophone and ill find out
Kaito: [blows saxophone loudly]
Hakuba, shouting through the walls: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM
Kaito: it’s 2am
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Computer: Enter password
Shinichi: Ran
Computer: Too Weak
Shinichi, shaking the computer: SAY THAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU
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mezzato · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: [writing a letter] Hattori, if you're reading this,
Haibara: can Hattori read?
Shinichi: Kuroba, if you're reading this to Hattori,
Haibara: can KUROBA read?
Shinichi:
Haibara:
Shinichi: Hakuba,
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Shinichi, fondly: Ran sometimes talks in her sleep, it's quite adorable.
Ran, asleep: Fight me... you ass... square up... I think the fuck not...
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4-8-6-9 · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: You see, theory is when you know everything but nothing works
Detective Boys: Okay
Shinichi: Practice is when everything works but no one knows why
Detective Boys: Okay
Shinichi: And when it comes to getting Kaito to do as he's told, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why
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trouvelle · a year ago
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Heiji: I just kissed Kazuha!
Kaito: Dude really?!
Shinichi, proudly: F i n a l l y. So what happened after that?
Heiji, shrugging: I came over here to tell you guys.
Kaito: So.. she’s just waiting over there for you?
Heiji: ... *dashes away*
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Shinichi: This is very important, KID, are you sure you can handle it?
Kaitou KID: Uh, well, let's see: difficult, last minute, and crucial as hell. Meets all the Kaitou KID criteria.
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cartoonfanorwhatever · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: "it's really hot"
Ran: "Oh, sorry."
Shinichi: "Oh, heh, I get it, it's because you're like, hot."
Ran: "No, because of climate change, the ice caps are melting."
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witch-4-life · a year ago
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Conan: can I please have another anti-dote
Haibara:
Cosplay by me: @bo_chan_cos
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Kaito's Brain Cell #1: What are you doing?! We’re blowing this!
Kaito's Brain Cell #2: What am I supposed to do?! We don’t even know what made him like us in the first place!
Brain Cell #1: Look, it’s fine, hard part’s over. As long as he doesn’t throw us any curveballs, I think we’ll be okay.
Shinichi: Sooo… What should we do now?
Brain Cell #1: FUCK!
Brain Cell #2: What is he talking about, ‘Do now’?! What the hell comes next?!
Brain Cell #1: I don’t know! All the dating sims go to credits at this point…
Brain Cell #2: Well, he asked us a question. We have to say something!
Brain Cell #1: Look, just say anything. Just, say it with confidence.
Brain Cell #2: Um… Alright, here goes.
Kaito, out loud: We should get married.
Brain Cell #1: NOOOOOOO!
Brain Cell #2: YOU SAID SAY ANYTHING!
Brain Cell #1: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT OBVIOUSLY!
Brain Cell #2: I’m sorry! I don’t work well under pressure!
Brain Cell #1: Look, it’s fine, we’ll just play it off as a joke. No harm done.
Shinichi, tearing up: Yes! Let’s do it!
Brain Cell #1: YOU FOOL! YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!
Brain Cell #2: H-Hey! He seems pretty happy about it! Maybe he knows something we don’t?
(Meanwhile, across the mental gap...)
Shinichi's Brain Cell #1: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!
Shinichi's Brain Cell #2: I DON’T KNOOOOOOW!
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