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Dick: </b> Truth or Dare?<p/><b>Jason:</b> Truth.<p/><b>Dick:</b> What’s the worst decision you’ve made while being drunk?<p/><b>Jason:</b> Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.<p/></p>
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jason: dude! so last night i found this great sandwich shop

tim: really! how’d ya find it i feel like we’ve been everywhere in gotham!

jason: well you see, i was on the corner of fifth and blueberry avenue bleeding out and i needed to wrap my wound and i saw this bench!-

bruce: wait say that first bit again?

jason: corner of fifth and blueberry ave, lemme write it down for you… anyways, the guy has the most fantastic honey glazed ham i mean lemme walk you through the flavor combo god damn!

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dick: ready for trick-or-treating dami?

damian: i cannot wear this i physically cannot

jason: dude, you have to, think of the look on bruce’s face

tim: get out here kid it’ll be hilarious

jon: cmon dami i bet it isn’t that bad!

damian, exits his room in a kids Superman costume: i- we are never doing this again. GRAYSON PUT THE CAMERA AWAY

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Jason: *Is out looking for Tim and describing him to Roy to help find him* Well, he’s short, he has dark hair, and- *Very loudly* -He hates this Kryptonian named Kon.

A nearby bush: No, he doesn’t.

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Jason: *Looks at his phone* My phone’s dying.

Jason: My computer’s dying.

Jason: *Looks at Roy* Your phone’s dying. What else is dying?

Jason: Also my will to live.

Roy: Jaybird… No…

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New York with Spider-Man: this is our friendly little guy spidey he helps us out around queens and we love him so much

Gotham with batman: this is batman he’s some weirdo in a mask who turns up beat to hell in a dumpster twice a week and if anybody says anything bad about him we’re coming for your kneecaps

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Robin!Jason: I’m an ugmo!

Bruce: That’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.

Robin!Jason: Fathers have to say that stuff.

Bruce: Dad, am I as cute as a bug’s ear?

Alfred: No! You’re homely as a mule’s butt!

Bruce: There, see?

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Batman trying to find a movie to watch for movie night.

Tim: The Little Mermaid or The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Jason, jumps onto the table holding Batsis above his arms: SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!

Bruce: *sighs* fine.

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bruce: what. the. FUCK. happened.

jason: you want the short or the long?

bruce: short i guess

jason: long story short i’m alive, tim’s alive, so it all worked out

bruce: more detail. now.

jason: i continued to breath the entire time tim only stopped breathing for a few seconds

bruce: longer.

tim: I ACCIDENTLY ALMOST DROWNED TO DEATH AND JAY REFUSED TO GIVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH SO IM PRETTY SURE I LITERALLY MET GOD OR SOME SHIT BUT ITS FINE

jason: i wasn’t wearing socks you can’t kiss the homies without socks on

tim: SO YOU WERE GONNA LET ME DIE DUMBASS

bruce: are we ignoring the fact you almost drowned?!?!?

tim: potaytoes potahtoes

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