Janus: So you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze this stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?
Logan: *putting an ice pack on Roman’s eye* Yes.
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Remus: Wanna fuck?
Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again?
Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam?
Janus: Oh, of COURSE!
Remus: Really?!
Janus: No.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2618
Psychic damage. (Dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3.)
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🐍 I live for Janus’ facial expressions 🐍
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Roman: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Virgil: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Logan: Janus tripped and fell in the water fountain.
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Janus: I'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you asking any questions?
Virgil: Only if you also don't ask why.
Janus: What...? Okay.
Virgil: [pulls out seven pristine human skulls]
Janus:
Virgil:
Janus:[picks up a skull]This one's fine.
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Logan, about Remus: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
Janus: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
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Remus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Janus: Ah, you know I'm not really a jewelry person...
Remus: You don't have to wear it.
Janus: No I'm gonna wear it, forever, back off.
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Roman: BECAUSE YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE!!
Janus: *offended gasp* what! *dramatic scoff* wh-! How dare you! *placing his hand to his chest* I would NEVER manipulate people! Patton, darling, do I manipulate people?
Patton: No I don't think you manipulate people-
Janus : see?
Roman: THATS JUST PROOF
Janus: *sighing* See, Roman just thinks I'm evil
Patton: I don't think Roman thinks you're evil-
Roman, nodding: I *do* think you're evil!
( @spacedouterri)
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Remus: I’m invoking the ‘no judgements’ clause of our relationship…
Janus: Oh my god, what the hell did you do??
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Janus: Well, Classy is my middle name.
Virgil: No, it's not? Your middle name is Clancy.
Janus: They sound similar enough.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2515
"Also, my pants are on fire." (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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