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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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(Visiting Izuku after he's injured at school again)
Recovery Girl: I don't think Midoriya's mother is pleased with you.
All Might: Why do you say that?
Recovery Girl, *reading aloud*: "Dear All Might, I hope this message finds you before I do."
All Might: Oh shit
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murder0us-0wl · 2 years
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Deku: what if everyone is secretly mad at me. Oh my god are you secretly mad at me? Kacchan?
Bakugou: Deku its 4:30am. Not only am i mad but it hasn’t been a secret in 20 YEARS
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fever-dreamer97 · 1 month
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Izuku: Okay, I did it. I broke up with my dealer.
Bakugo:…Your what?
Izuku: My merch dealer.
Bakugo: Oh thank G-where the hell did you find a merch dealer?
Izuku:…You know, now that you ask that, I actually have no idea how I met him.
Bakugo:
Bakugo: Merch isn’t even illegal.
Izuku: No, but the ways to get it are.
Bakugo: What-
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Midoriya: Hey All Might I want to tell you something important. Something personal.
All Might: Of course, Young Midoriya. You know I'll always support you in any way I can.
Midoriya: The thing is...Kacchan and I...well, we're dating, sir.
All Might: Yes, of course - and what did you want to tell me?
Midoriya: Kacchan and I are together, All Might. We're a couple. Romantically.
All Might: Oh.
All Might: Well...I already knew that.
Midoriya:
All Might: Young Midoriya...everyone knows that you and young Bakugo are together. We've all known that you've liked one another for years. You're not very subtle.
Midoriya: *Suddenly has an intense montage of his and Katsuki's rivalry and subsequent friendship flash before his eyes, realizing that the sexual tension between himself and the explosion hero has been on display for the entirety of Class 1A for years.*
Midoriya: Oh my God.
All Might: Would you like me to act surprise and congratulate you? I'll do it if it makes you feel better.
All Might: *Mock Surprise* Young Midoriya! You're dating Bakugo? This is a HUGE shock! Congratulations on finding love in the unlikeliest of people!
Midoriya: I'm just gonna pretend that this entire conversation never happened.
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poppy5991 · 2 months
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Police: Look, I know parents never think their children will do something crazy but-
Inko: No, he would.
Police: What?
Inko: I told Izuku that he was capable of anything he set his mind to when he was young and I’ve regretted it ever since.
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.
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bakuswift · 1 year
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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vyxensworld · 4 months
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*The Squad is on a hike* 
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 
Todoroki: And quiet. 
Kaminari: Too quiet. 
Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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Katsuki: If the person i have a crush on disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Deku: Well maybe you should have principles.
Katsuki: You're absolutely right. Maybe I should.
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doujenz · 7 months
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gotta-be-yellow · 1 year
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LoV: We have one of your children.
Eraserhead: *sighs* ... which one I have 20.
LoV: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.
Eraserhead: *sighs aggressively* which one I have 20
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*Pro heroes Dynamight, Deku and Shoto at a fan meetup*
Random fan: if you met your younger self, let’s say around 14 years old, what would you tell them?
Deku: don’t give up! You’ll do great things.
Shoto: don’t lose sight of who you are.
Dynamight, holding the mic very close to him: for the love of god, shut the fuck up
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Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.
1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!
Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.
Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit
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fever-dreamer97 · 6 months
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Bakugo: Huh, voicemail from Deku…from 3 AM? What the hell?
Izuku, crying and screaming: OH MY GOD KACCHAN, HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL STYROFOAM?!
Bakugo:
Izuku: Wait…GOOGLE! *hangs up*
Bakugo: I probably need to check on him.
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Izuku: Do you think we'll be friends forever?
Katsuki: God I hope not!
Izuku: *Hurt* W-what? What do you mean Kacchan?
Katsuki: Ugh don't make me spell it out for you, damn nerd!
Izuku: *Eyes watering, thinks he's being rejected*
Eijiro: *Appearing out of nowhere* He's saying he wants to be more than friends! He wants to be boyfriends! KISS ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!
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poppy5991 · 2 months
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