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#incorrect dekusquad quotes
alien-slushie · 1 year
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Midoriya: -So I'm in the back seat crying, Mirio says we have to return the panda to the zoo, and then the breaks go out! *giggles* Luckily I still made it in time for my pilates class!
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vyxensworld · 4 months
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*The Squad is on a hike* 
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 
Todoroki: And quiet. 
Kaminari: Too quiet. 
Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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fever-dreamer97 · 4 months
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Izuku, walks in beaten-up:
Uraraka: OMG! Deku-kun, what happened?!
Izuku: I got jumped on my way back to the dorms.
Todoroki: Why did they jump you?
Izuku: I don’t know, Shouto, let me go find them and ask them.
Todoroki and Uraraka:
Izuku: I’m sorry to talk to you in that manner, I’m just very upset.
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writersmorgue · 4 months
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Iida Ten-inch at your service
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mha-quotes-and-such · 6 months
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Uraraka, looking at Midoriya's scars: How did you get this one? Midoriya: I was distracted while taking notes and walked into a door Uraraka: And this one? Midoriya: I tripped and fell while I was taking notes Uraraka, pointing at a burn scar: Let me guess, you got burnt by a candle while taking notes? Midoriya: Oh no, I convinced Todoroki my quirk made me fireproof so I could take notes on his fire
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dogwaterdish · 2 months
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Uraraka: Last night I found out Deku is a sleep talker.
Iida: Oh, really?
Uraraka: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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writerswho · 2 months
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Midoriya: ARE YOU-
Todoroki: Fucking.
Midoriya: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Todoroki: Fucking.
Midoriya: IDIOT!
Shinsou: …What was that?
Todoroki: Iida banned Midoriya from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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Eri, pointing to a book on the shelves: can I read this?
Shouto: my diary? No, that’s rated T
Uraraka: you rated your diary T for teen?
Shouto: no, the T stands for tragedy
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homos-in-training · 2 years
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Incorrect MHA-46 (DekusquadxReader)
Y/n: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Todoroki: I've witnessed a lot of dumb stuff
Uraraka: I've recorded a lot of dumb stuff
Izuku: I've joined in on a lot of dumb stuff
Iida: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF DUMB STUFF
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lemony-7 · 9 months
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DEKUSQUAD INCORRECT QUOTES
Tsuyu: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Deku: No, only the ambulance ride.
Iida: That wasn't an ambulance ride, I carried you.
Deku: But I heard a siren?
Todoroki: That wasn't a siren, it was Uraraka-san.
Uraraka: Sorry, I was worried.
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kumori-love · 9 months
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Shinso: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Uraraka: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Shinso: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Midoriya: Edible.
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alien-slushie · 5 months
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Todoroki: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat that swallowed the pidgeon.
Uraraka: Canary.
Todoroki: What?
Uraraka: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Todoroki: I once had a very large cat-not the point! My point is, why are you smirking?
Uraraka: You were watching him.
Tsuyu: With great interest I might add.
Uraraka: In fact, I believe you were ~enraptured~.
Todoroki: He's Midoriya, I look to him for guidance!
Uraraka: Oh I see.
Tsuyu: And what 'guidance' did you see in those swaying hips?
Todoroki: No no no! I wasn't looking at his hindquarters!
Uraraka: Certainly.
Todoroki: I gazed-glanced in that direction, maybe! But I wasn't staring, or really seeing anything.
Uraraka: Of course.
Todoroki: I hate you guys. You're bad people.
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Denki: I’m an idiot.
Bakugou:
Sero:
Kirishima:
Shinsou:
Denki: *blinks expectantly*
Bakugou: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, it’s gonna be a long fuckin day.
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months
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Izuku: How about this: slow burn, lovers to enemies. The inspiration? My parents’ divorce papers.
Iida: Please-PLEASE don’t write that for your creative writing project.
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writersmorgue · 3 months
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Every sad regret, every panting breath
Thanks anon!!
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mha-quotes-and-such · 6 months
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Todoroki: This is a list of possible places Midoriya could’ve run off to Iida: Iida: This is a globe Todoroki: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where he is
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