#incorrect descendants quote

[bunny-lou]

Ben: “WHY IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE?!”

Mal: “I sneezed as a dragon.”

Carlos: “We had an accident in the chemistry lab.”

Jay: “I dropped my latest mix tape.”

Ben: “Evie, please tell me what happened.”

(Flashback to Jay and Mal arguing with Carlos that it was impossible to light a fire extinguisher on fire.)

Evie: “I don’t remember.”

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[highlyincorrect]

Diego: What’s going on?

Klaus: I’ve been showing Five all the things he missed while he was in the apocalypse

Five, halfway through his fifth rewatch of Descendants: SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOTS, CARLOS IS ABOUT TO OVERCOME HIS FEAR OF DOGS

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[mostlikelycryingrightnow]

The way this make me giggle is so out of pocket lmao

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[bruciemilf]

Bruce: I trust Oliver with my life.

Clark: You don't even trust me with a sandwich!

Bruce: Because Oliver didn't eat my sandwich.

Clark: Yes he did, and I'll prove it!

Oliver: I didn't eat his sandwich. I'll eat your mom tonight, thought

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[kybee1497]

Descendants Incorrect Quotes - 1/?

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Honestly, shout out to Oropher and Thranduil for not getting involved in the incest party.

Legolas politely doesn’t think about the fact that Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen’s family tree is a wreath, because honestly, he finds it super weird. The amount of times Legolas has had to restrain himself from clapping back at any comments about his family with “yeah, well at least our romantic interests isn’t made up exclusively of our cousins” is surreal.

Legolas, when Aragorn and Arwen fall in love: so! I love and support you both, i would die for you! But would it kill ya’ll to stop falling in love with your cousins?!? I know it’s technically the nth time removed, but still!

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[rotten-to-the-lore]

he would say these, booboo stewart told me himself /j

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[dizzydizney]

Carlos: Guys, I need help Ben: Financial help? Evie: Emotional help? Mal: Help moving a body? *everybody stares at Mal* Mal: ...What?

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[hannahhook7744]

"I'm sorry WHAT?"

—The Aks whenever the vks talk openly about their childhood and don't try to hide something, probably.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Audrey rubs the lamp and genie Y/N appears...

Y/N: I'm here! So what are your wishes?

Audrey: I wish for you to love me for all eternity

Y/N: no can do

Audrey: what? (tears up)

Y/N: I can't answer a wish that's already come true

Audrey lightly punches Y/N in the arm...

Audrey: you scared me

Y/N pulls into a kiss, Audrey giggles happily...

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[bunny-lou]

Evie: “How’s everyone doing?”

Jay: “Well I’m breathing.”

Mal: “Setting the bar pretty low, huh?”

Jay: “It’s better than Carlos.”

Carlos, having a panic attack: “Fuck you.”

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[chasingthestarss]

Regulus: what do you think our parents will do to us if we don’t pull this off?

Sirius: I think they will be disappointed but ultimately proud of us for trying our best.

Regulus: Really?

Sirius: No, I think we are definitely goners.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[During the ep Battle For New York]

Leo: This is my crew!

Slash: This is my squad!

Leo: This is my turf!

Kurtzman: oH MY GOSH, LOOK GUYS, WE'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY, PUT YOUR DIFFERENCE ASIDE, CAUSE RIGHT NOW WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE!

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[kybee1497]

Descendants Incorrect Quotes - 2/?

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[not-logan-paul]

I'm playing Jane in Descendants the Musical, so here are some Descendants characters as things I've heard recently

Ben: Why can't I be a Latina woman?

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Jane: There's Gary, which is BASICALLY a J name

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Doug: I can muppet

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Evie: I'm so upset that I didn't New York

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Carlos: HEY GUYS!

Everyone: HEY WHAT?

Carlos: I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Mal: I CANNOT say metaphorically enough

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Jay: I am not a woman, but it still made me look submissive

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[dragonstar2568]

Carlos : is that my shirt ?

Jay : it was MINE to begin with !!!!

Carlos :

Carlos : …was it thooooo…

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