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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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demon: I'm going to kill your husband!
Dean: my what?
demon: the angel *points at Cas*
Dean: he's not my husband?
demon: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!
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ilostmyshoe28 · 6 months
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*on the phone*
Cas: i’m breaking up-
Dean: i’m pregnant
Cas:
Cas: i meant the call
Dean: right, sorry, i panicked
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iamharryhale · 6 months
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Sam: Dean is not answering his phone.
Cas: Let me try.
Charlie: Sam and I have already tried four times each, what makes you think—
Dean, answering after the first ring: Hello?
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vixfern · 3 months
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Dean: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Cas: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Dean: Holy moly-
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Cas, to Dean: When I rescued you from hell , your soul stood out against all the darkness. Pulling your soul from hell was the best thing I've ever done
Sam: What about when I went to hell? You didn't even bring my soul
Cas: I forgor💀
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Charlie: Hey Dean, what's the colour of Cas' hair?
Dean: Oh, inky black like the darkest night, and has a slight sheen that reminds me of a raven's obsidian feathers, and when the sun bounces off-
Charlie: Mm-hmm. What's the colour of Sam's hair?
Dean: Brown.
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castielsfavourite · 21 days
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cas: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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charliesshitposts · 2 months
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[Dean exasperatedly throws his hands up in the air]
Dean: DAMMIT CAS I HATE THIS GAME
Cas:…..dean we’re doing our taxes.
Dean: I’m loosing anyways!
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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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Cas: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
Dean: do parents count?
Cas: yes
Dean: then no
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ilostmyshoe28 · 9 months
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Sam: What’s the gayest thing you’ve done? Dean: Okay, first off, his name’s Cas and second, he doesn’t like being called a thing.
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iamharryhale · 7 months
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Dean, shaking a magic 8 ball: Does Cas like me?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it.
Dean: 😮…
Cas, sitting next to Dean in bed: We've been married for five years, Dean.
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yourmomxx · 1 year
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Dean: It’s not that I’m … gay or something
Cas, who has been married to Dean for three years after 11 years of mutual pining, heartbreak and sacrifice, lying in bed with Dean’s arms wrapped around him: Uh huh
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Cas trying out make-up
Dean: You're wearing make-up
Cas: It's just eyeliner. Do you like it?
Dean: It looks...ok I guess
*later*
Dean, sobbing into Charlie's shoulder: He looked so good
Charlie: I know
Dean: I'm so gay
Charlie: I know
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angst-buritto-art · 1 year
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Poor Dean…~❤️
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