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#incorrect detective conan quotes
dcmk-hoard · 10 hours ago
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Heiji, being carried out by security: WAIT! Wait! Hakuba! Tell this man that you know me!!!
Hakuba, lying: ...And you are...?
Security: [proceeds]
Heiji: NOO!!
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altumvidetur · a year ago
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Ran: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Shinichi: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Kogorou: There was no ambulance. I drove you.
Shinichi: But I heard a siren?
Ran: That was Hattori-kun.
Heiji: I WAS WORRIED
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mezzato · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: what time is it
Kaito: idk pass me that saxophone and ill find out
Kaito: [blows saxophone loudly]
Hakuba, shouting through the walls: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM
Kaito: it’s 2am
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4-8-6-9 · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: You see, theory is when you know everything but nothing works
Detective Boys: Okay
Shinichi: Practice is when everything works but no one knows why
Detective Boys: Okay
Shinichi: And when it comes to getting Kaito to do as he's told, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why
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mezzato · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: [writing a letter] Hattori, if you're reading this,
Haibara: can Hattori read?
Shinichi: Kuroba, if you're reading this to Hattori,
Haibara: can KUROBA read?
Shinichi:
Haibara:
Shinichi: Hakuba,
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4-8-6-9 · 2 years ago
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Kaito: Thanks for agreeing to see me
Shinichi: I didn't. You just walked into the room and started talking
Kaito: I don't have time for a history lesson
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mezzato · a year ago
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Kaito: I will admit that it is somewhat annoying how Hakuba is good at everything he does
Aoko: He can't seriously be good at everything maybe he's bad at kissing?
Kaito: No he's good at that too
Aoko: what
Kaito: what
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altumvidetur · 7 months ago
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Kazuha: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Heiji: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Ran: Spiders.
Kazuha: Wasps.
Sonoko: Terriers.
Conan: Haibara.
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dalissy · 2 years ago
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KiAo fanfics Aoko: No! I can't be attracted to Kid! He's a criminal! I should call the police ! But... I can't bring myself to.....
Actual, canon Aoko: If I ever see him again I'll spank his naughty ass with my selfie stick so hard he'll go to prison on his own will
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kaitou-kiddo · 2 years ago
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⎡the little detective⎦
yeet / more KID / the little detective / mood™ with friends
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mezzato · 2 years ago
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Amuro: I missed you
Akai: I missed you too
*we both reload our dueling pistols*
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4-8-6-9 · 2 years ago
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Shinichi: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Ran: Can you pass your classes, with how much you've been gone?
Shinichi: Wow, too much salt
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beautifulanimes · 2 years ago
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Heiji: We’ll go with you.
Shinichi: I can’t risk losing anyone I care about! 
Kaito: I’ll go.
Shinichi: Okay.
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mezzato · 2 years ago
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[middle of the night]
Kaito: [trying to get Hakuba’s attention by throwing rocks at his window from the outside]
Hakuba [via text]: why are you throwing rocks at my window? you have a phone for a reason.
[loud bang]
Hakuba: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW?
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