#incorrect detective conan quotes

[kebuyo]

Akai: You haven't tried my world-famous omelet yet.

Furuya: World-famous, huh? What's in it?

Akai: Eggs.

Furuya: Yeah, that doesn't qualify as a recipe.

Akai: There's a secret ingredient. I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you.

Furuya: It's bourbon, isn't it?

Akai:

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[sigmaufo]

Shinichi, shrunk: That's Ran's voice! I can't let her see me!

Agasa: Don't worry. I'll tell her a story so she won't suspect anything.

Shinichi: I've always thought of you as a middle-aged weirdo, but you're actually a nice guy!

(scene change)

Ran: He's Shinichi's son?

Agasa: I'm as surprised as you!

Ran: He looks just like him, too!

Shinichi: It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! (Punches Agasa's head) I'm Shinichi's younger cousin.

Ran: Ohhh, that makes more sense.

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[altumvidetur]

Kaito: *whispers seductively* Oh, the things I would do to you...

Shinichi: Yeah? Like what?

Kaito:

Shinichi:

Kaito: ...I — I didn't expect you to let me get this far.

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[muslimintp-1999-girl]

Conan: I need you.

Haibara: For?

Conan: Ever.

Haibara, choked up: Oh.

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[sataniael]

Jirokichi Suzuki: “What can i say, inspector? You almost protected the treasure”

Ginzo Nakamori: “And i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Kid!”

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[tinyeyeofjustice]

Agasa: “I can’t possibly house this child! Not with my dangerous experiments. Ran can you take him?”

Also Agasa: “oh, this traumatized little girl? Yeah she can sleep in my basement.”

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2484

Mouse Madej strikes again. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

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[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan, talking about the Detective Boys: Clearly they’ve confused me for someone who has their shit together, and I honestly have no idea how I did that.

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[autumn-foxfire]

Aoko: Kaito's been going to the gym a lot recently, I wonder why?

Hakuba, under his breath: Probably to keep up with his night activities...

Meanwhile at the Gym

Kaito, lifting weights: 'Gotta get stronger so I can carry Tantei-kun around now that he's returned'

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[dior-elkie]

Shinichi just wants to rest

Shinichi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I still might be tired so let's go for 12 more hours, just in case.

Hattori: Kudo, that's called a coma.

Shinichi: Sounds festive !

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[coffeeviolinist]

Akai: Who made this mess? I promise you won't be punished, just be honest and-

Conan: It was me.

Akai: ...

Akai: Well, I'm not going to punish him, so who's going to take the fall for him? Talk it out amongst yourselves.

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[kebuyo]

Bourbon: Gin hates all of us. Rye: Not true, he hates you. Scotch: No, I’m with Bourbon on this one. Gin would shoot any of us on a whim. Rye: Gin would shoot anyone on a whim, but he hates Bourbon.

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[phantomposter1412]

KID: I think we're missing something. Kudou: Teamwork? Hattori: Cohesion? Hakuba: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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[justlissca]

Kaito: i was arrested for being too cool.

Shinichi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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[muslimintp-1999-girl]

Conan: *Looking at Haibara with a dreamy smile on his face*

Haibara:...What?

Conan: You're so cute.

Haibara: *fighting a blush* Do you realize I could kill you with my eyes closed?

Conan: *smile turns smug* And only with your eyes closed, right? You can't bear the thought of seeing me hurt.

Haibara: *definitely blushing now*

#incorrect detective conan quotes #coai #source: thelastbraincellofthehive

[oakskull]

#oakskull art #incorrect quotes #heishin #hattori heiji #kudo shinichi #kudou shinichi #<- ive seen it spelt both ways in sub and wiki so like #what is the truth #detective conan #case closed