#incorrect dionysus quotes

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

Athena: okay, how would you rate your pain?

Dionysus: zero stars

Athena:

Dionysus: would not recommend

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[percabethownsmybutt]

mr d: i’m sorry for saying “fuck” in front of the campers

chiron: you just did it again

campers, at dinner:

mr d: i am not a role model

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[theydidntactuallysaythis]

percy, 12 years old and freshly traumatized: i need your help

mr. d: and i need a drink. go find someone who cares

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[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

percy: you don’t like any one of us except for nico!

dionysus: that’s not true! i love nico and non-nico’s equally!

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[freddie-77-ao3]

Nico in therapy with Mr. D for the first time

Nico: so, what do I do? complain about my problems and you tell me others have it worse? Mr. D, having read Nico's chart and knowing he's from another era, his sister died, he felt betrayed by his crush, the only person he knew in the time period, fought a war, went to hell, fought another war, and was dealing with internalized homophobia the entire time: see, the thing is, I'm pretty sure others... definitely don't have it worse

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[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

I’ve made ten of these but I have these I’ve never posted due to being either ooc or space issues so…here! last post of these!

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[captainwaffles]

Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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[0lympian-c0uncil]

Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!

Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...

Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

*will and hazel talking*

*will phone buzzes*

will: oh, it's nico

will: he's upset with percy and jason

will: *buzz* and leo

will: *buzz* and dionysus

will: *buzz* and zeus

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[thingsphoenix21]

Hermes *opening Ariadne and Dionysus door*: Hi guys. Ariadne*pissed*: Hermes can I ask you a question? Hermes *smiling*: Sure, anything. Ariadne*sighs*: Why don't you go back to your own temple and stop bothering us so I can have sex with my Husband *Dionysus faints* *Hermes gets pale*

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[mytholots]

Apollo, *acting tough*: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Dionysus: Yeah, Apollo will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Apollo: Exactly, I will straight up-

Apollo: ...

Apollo, *tearing up*: Dio, why would you say that?!

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[withlovefromolympus]

Dionysus: why is my underwear in the freezer?

Ariadne: you said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you likes to pull pranks on sober you

Dionysus: that explains so much

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[mythological-mayhem]

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 25

Apollo: So I sit on my computer like, 24/7.

Hermes: That's terrible, you should try a chair.

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[incorectpercyjackson]

Dionysus: It must be hard not being able to laugh.

Chiron: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Dionysus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Chiron: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

chiron: what is your biggest weakness?

nico: i can be uncooperative.

chiron: okay, can you give me an example?

nico: no.

dionysus: i like him.

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[olympushit]

Dionysus: Being sexy is so hard!

Dionysus: I'm so hot I can't even breathe anymore!

Ariadne: Then turn off the heat!

Dionysus:.....

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