#incorrect disaster lineage

[modernepimetheus]

Obi-wan: there's a saying in mando'a-

Anakin: I don't speak mando'a

Obi-wan: that's why I was going to tell you in basic.

#star wars #disaster lineage #anakin skywalker #obi-wan kenobi #source: ted lasso #incorrect disaster lineage #incorrect quotes

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

#source: tumblr #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith #star wars episode ii: attack of the clones #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #ahsoka tano #disaster lineage #star wars: the clone wars #the clone wars #star wars prequels #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone wars incorrect quotes

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!

#star wars #disaster lineage #codywan #in a way #commander cody #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obiwan kenobi #are they the handlers of the circus? yes. but they’re still apart of the circus #incorrect quotes (?) #sw clone wars #still don’t know how to tag sw post #s

[sailorkamino]

in another universe palpatine was exposed by wine drunk dooku calling obi-wan to complain about his boss

#qui-gon's force ghost chanting SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! #disaster lineage #clone wars #star wars #count dooku #obi-wan kenobi #fix it au #incorrect clone wars #incorrect star wars

[incorrectskywalkers]

[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

#star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #disaster lineage #source: brooklyn nine nine #aka my comfort show i watch perhaps a little too much

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Obi-Wan: Let’s not Anakin this into a worse situation than it already is.

Anakin: Did you just use my name as a verb?

#obi-wan kenobi #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #star wars #clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan and anakin #disaster lineage

[padawansuggest]

Jedi Chat

Qui-Gon: WE NEED TO HAVE A LINEAGE MEETING!!!!

Dooku: Why? Did you upset another queen?

Qui-Gon: No!

Rael: He’s probably got one pregnant tho I’ve been waiting for him to bring me a niece or nephew for years.

Komari: Can we make this fast, I’m trying to bathe Xanatos’s spawn.

Xanatos: IM IN A MEETING I DONT HAVE TIME TO TRY AND PUT ANGRY FORCE SENSITIVE BABIES IN A TUB

Xanatos: THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING KOKO

Komari: Yeah, whatever.

Qui-Gon: I am having a crisis here!!!

Dooku: *sigh* What’s wrong this time, Qui-Gon?

Qui-Gon: OBI WAN HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!

Xanatos: wtf

Komari: but he’s only like two years old??????? He’s an infant??? He’s still in the womb this isn’t allowed????

Dooku: He’s fifteen, padawan, he can have a boyfriend if he wants.

Qui-Gon: NO HE CANNOT!!! He’s my baby!!

Rael: lmaoooo who’s the bf?

Qui-Gon: Quinlan Vos.

Dooku: nvm, you are right to panic. Si just got a vision of their first child and he’s a menace. All their worst in one baby. Wait… Si just said that’s just their first baby and they won’t be born for at least 5 years. Worst of luck to you all.

Qui-Gon: NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO REASSURE ME MASTER!!!

Dooku: Can’t. Bringing my husband to the healers he said that vision hurt.

Rael: Awww, it’ll be okay, Qui, Obi-Wan has at least five more years before he’s thrust into parenthood.

Qui-Gon: this meeting has been so unhelpful I hate you all.

Komari: listen, it might be a bit early to say this. But. I’m not free to babysit that weekend. This applies to all of them.

Xanatos: that’s fair. Komari is my babysitter, I’m the one with blackmail on her.

Komari: :/

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #rael averross #master dooku #yan dooku #sifo dyas #that is the husband in question that vision hurted #dookudyas #lol idk their ship name if they have one #komari vosa #quinlan vos #quinobi #xanatos du crion #Jedi chat #disaster lineage #mpreg

[coconuts-are-mammals]

Disaster Lineage vs. Their Padawans in the matter of being insulted

Anakin: Ahsoka, pay no attention to them. The worst you can do to them is act like they don't exist.

Ahsoka, disappointed that she can't bite them: Yes, master.

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Obi-Wan: Anakin, think. This isn't how Jedi behave.

Anakin, reluctantly relinquishing his grasp on his opponent's jugular: Yes, master.

_

Qui-Gon Jinn: Excuse me- do you think you can say that to MY PADAWAN?

Obi-Wan: Master, no.

-

Dooku, handing Qui a knife: Defend your honour.

Qui-Gon, shaking: I don't think this is how Jedi-

Dooku: I want no excuses.

-

Master Yoda, steadily pushing Dooku forward like he has wheels: MAKE HIM BLEED, YOU WLL

Dooku: MASTER NO

Yoda: A WUSS, A JEDI IS NOT

Sifo-Dyas, scrambling forwards: NO!!

#Disaster Lineage #Anakin Skywalker #Ahsoka Tano #Qui-Gon Jinn #Obi-Wan Kenobi #Master Dooku #Master Yoda #Sifo-Dyas #Padawan Tano #Padawan Skywalker #Padawan Kenobi #Padawan Jinn #Padawan Dooku #A bit of Padawan Dyas #Incorrect Quotes #Star Wars: The Expanded Universe #Star Wars: The Clone Wars #Sw #Is this a bit out of character for Yoda? No. Absolutely not.

[help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope]

Obi-wan: Anakin, NO-

Obi-wan a decade later: Ashoka, NO-

Obi-wan two decades later: Leia, NO-

Obi-wan three decades later: Luke, NO-

#disaster lineage #anakin skywalker #skywalker lineage #luke skywalker #leia organa #obi wan kenobi #star wars #ben kenobi #star wars incorrect quotes #ashoka tano #tcw

[owchie-wowchie]

Yoda: Like a big happy family, we are. The dad, I am and the mom, Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here? Ahsoka: They'll be saying I'm like the daughter but I'm not. I'll be the gay cousin Anakin: I'm the son, the hotshot, whose only dream is to be a star Dooku: I'm more like a fresh outta jail uncle Qui-Gon: And I'll be the sassy aunt... who talks shit about everyone

#star wars #disaster lineage #yoda #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #count dooku #qui gon jinn #incorrect star wars quotes #source: sanders sides

[modernepimetheus]

Dooku: Well, if isn't Anakin Skywalker and Obi-wan Kenobi. The hero without fear and the negotia-

Anakin (running on two hours of sleep): but it is us.

Obi-wan: *exasperated*

Dooku: No- it, it's an expression.

Anakin: Your seppie tricks won't work on us.

#star wars #disaster lineage #count dooku #obi-wan kenobi #anakin and obi wan #anakin skywalker #this has probably been said before #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect disaster lineage #incorrect star wars #source: vine

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: Yesterday, I heard Ahsoka ask “are you sure this is a good idea?” And Anakin saying “just trust me.”

Obi-Wan, with a traumatized look on his face: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

#source: tumblr #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith #star wars episode ii: attack of the clones #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #ahsoka tano #star wars: the clone wars #the clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone wars incorrect quotes #snips and skyguy #skyguy and snips #disaster lineage

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order #*​Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!! #obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator #star wars the clone wars #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #starwars #if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback #CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM #I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Anakin: They don’t give out medals for almost.

Ahsoka: They do, and they’re called silver!

Anakin: ......

#Anakin Skywalker #Ahsoka Tano #disaster lineage #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #tcw #Star Wars the Expanded Universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #source: RWBY

[incorrectskywalkers]

Obi-Wan, sighing: Force give me patience.

Ahsoka: I thought it was "Force give me strength"?

Obi-Wan: For most people. But you see, if the Force didn't give me the amount of patience I require, everyone on this ship would be dead.

Anakin (aka "Everyone"):

#star wars #sw #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #the clone wars #disaster lineage #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #obi wan should've gone apeshit at some point it would've been funny also he deserves it

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Ashoka: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Obi-Wan: Why?

Ashoka: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Skyguy.

Obi-Wan: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Ashoka: Master Obi-Wan, you have opened my eyes.

#obi-wan kenobi #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #star wars #clone wars #ashoka tano #obi wan and ahsoka #disaster lineage #anakin skywalker #snips and skyguy #anakin and ahsoka