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#incorrect dnd class quotes
incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Wizard: A spy is giving away every one of our battle plans. Rogue: You look surprised, Sorcerer. Sorcerer: I certainly am. I didn’t realize we had any battle plans.
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SkekZok: I can’t believe you assassinated the All-Maudra! SkekVar: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed her cause she was a dick, so technically it’s just murder. SkekZok: SkekZok: That’s not better!!
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year
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Grian: Fifty percent of my job is making sure no one kills Scar, fifty percent is making sure Scar doesn't kill Scar, and fifty percent is making sure that I don't kill Scar. Pearl: Grian: My job is not easy.
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leelany-world · 1 year
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Hank: We all have our demons. Nines&Connor, holding up Sixty: This one's ours!
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incorrect-sk-universe · 5 months
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Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.
Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life
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ladyphlogiston · 4 months
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Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!
Dm: for what?
Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: Racoons have people hands.
Bucky:...
Bucky:... Or do people have racoon hands?!
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GoldHeart: What are you doing?
Flug: Teaching 5.0.5. how to make pancakes.
GoldHeart: Why are teaching a bear how to make pancakes!?
Flug, shrugs: Because he doesn't know how to.
- HeroFlugAU
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Elendil: I can't do this without you, Míriel. Míriel: Of course you can. Not as stylishly, of course.
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renmackree · 9 months
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Peter: Whenever Derek gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.
[sounds of glass shattering in the background]
Peter: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.
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Parlax: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying “haven’t decided yet” is typically a good response.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 months
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Druid: Sitting on and touching warm rocks............. now that's the good stuff....... Ranger: Are you..... a reptile? Druid: What are you, a cop? Mind your business
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spiltinksky · 1 year
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Seungkwan: Okay, if you’re going to go and meet people, you’re going to need some pick up lines.
Seokmin: Yes.
Seungkwan: Let’s practice. Hit me with the best you’ve got.
Seokmin: Uhh… you’re pretty?
Seungkwan: I know. Now come on, pick up lines.
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year
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Impulse: Why do you smell like smoke? Tango: I got set on fire twice! Impulse: I thought you were fireproof Tango: Nope! Just stubborn! Impulse: Impulse: Are you okay?
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valorrant · 2 years
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Skye: I have weird survival instincts. I see a wolf. Do I know intimately all the ways it can kill me? Yes. Do I want to give it belly rubs and snoot boops? Also yes.
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Dominance
Barbarian: *Screams*
Bard: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Wizard: Should we stop them?
Rogue: No, I wanna see who wins this.
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