Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!
Dm: for what?
Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at
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Druid & Monk: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Bard: What?!
Druid & Monk: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
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the percy jackson characters playing dnd except only half of them understand how the game works and the other half either get upset about things that seem inaccurate (annabeth and reyna) or confused why their character doesn’t have the ability to have the specific powers they have (percy)
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SkekZok: I can’t believe you assassinated the All-Maudra!
SkekVar: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed her cause she was a dick, so technically it’s just murder.
SkekZok:
SkekZok: That’s not better!!
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Grian: Fifty percent of my job is making sure no one kills Scar, fifty percent is making sure Scar doesn't kill Scar, and fifty percent is making sure that I don't kill Scar.
Pearl:
Grian: My job is not easy.
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Thank you @incorrect-dnd-classes for always being spot on 👌
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Hank: We all have our demons.
Nines&Connor, holding up Sixty: This one's ours!
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Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.
Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life
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Peter: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Stiles: Is that not half of the reason why we’re best friends in the first place?
(source)
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Cleric: You need to eat healthier.
Fighter: No.
Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.
Fighter: Oh my gods.
Cleric: In a fire storm.
Fighter: That sounds unrelated.
Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.
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Druid: you might want to stop that...and possibly cut your hand off
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Bucky: Racoons have people hands.
Bucky:...
Bucky:... Or do people have racoon hands?!
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GoldHeart: What are you doing?
Flug: Teaching 5.0.5. how to make pancakes.
GoldHeart: Why are teaching a bear how to make pancakes!?
Flug, shrugs: Because he doesn't know how to.
- HeroFlugAU
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Celebrimbor: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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Peter: Whenever Derek gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.
[sounds of glass shattering in the background]
Peter: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.
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