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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 minutes ago
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Rogue: You got tossed out too, huh?
Barbarian: Yeah, for yelling.
Rogue: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!
Barbarian: Why’d you get tossed out?
Rogue: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled.
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321gark · 5 hours ago
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"Ravenpub, crow bar, it's potato tomato, it's all the same really"
-Remus
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incorrectbellimala · 9 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #731
Guard: Please sit in this chair. I'd like to ask you some questions.
Swin, whispering to Lamlis: Deny everything.
Lamlis: That's not a chair.
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incorrectbellimala · 13 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #730
Sam: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Swin: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Sam: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them.
Swin: Yes, I know.
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321gark · 13 hours ago
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"Hey, can you turn the sun down a bit please"
-Virgil
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 21 hours ago
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Wizard: Guys, we need a plan.
Gunslinger: Shoot everyone.
Wizard: One that goes further than shooting everyone.
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321gark · 21 hours ago
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"Legality and morality are differing objects"
-Janus
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Wizard: How do you tell someone their breath stinks without being rude?
Sorcerer: I’m bored, let’s drink mouthwash.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #729
Sam: So apparently, feeling like something is about to go wrong is called 'anxiety' and not 'spider-sense'.
Swin: ... that explains so much.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #728
Shaia: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside on the street and thought about returning it, but the owner lived outside of the city so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Isla: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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321gark · a day ago
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"Sometimes I go to quote something that might come from tumblr but then I remember that Virgil is here and would never let me live that down"
-Janus
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #726
Swin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Sam: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Swin: It fucking sucks.
Sam: That’s not constructive criticism.
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321gark · a day ago
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"Well my first dragon was invisible via illusory magic but it turns out Logan can see through illusions so to make this dragon invisible I just made it translucent"
-Remus
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Gnoll, talking to Yeenoghu: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Fizz: THAT IS TRUE!
Gnoll: He has no respect!
Fizz: THAT IS ALSO TRUE!
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Enemy: Why don’t you stay down and die with dignity?
Fizz: I don’t do anything with dignity!
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Paladin: Rogue, I told you this morning, no knives at the dinner table.
Rogue: You said the breakfast table.
Paladin: It’s the same table!
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