"I don't know what HD is but the doctor says I have 80 of them."
-Pidge
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Lance: Okay, I have a plan.
Keith: Does it end with us getting out of the mess you got us into?
Lance: I said a plan, not a miracle.
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Belmont: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care.
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Trucy: Polly! You gotta watch this awesome show with us! It's truly amazing!
Apollo: What show is it?
Athena: Phineas and Ferb.
[Apollo looks over at the TV]
Apollo: Ew. No thanks. I hate kids shows. [Leaves]
[Later]
Apollo, in the shower after watching 50 episodes by himself: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW THAT'S WHAT MY BABY SAYS
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Romelle: Welcome to the Fuck Lotor Club, where we gather to collectively say “fuck you” to Lotor. I’d like to open with a statement from our newest member.
Corral: I believe I misunderstood the purpose of this club
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This definitely happened, I was there I watched it happen.
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"I keep my friends close and my enemies dead."
-Lance
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One time I asked Lance for a glass of water and came back with a glass of ice and told me to wait.
-Pidge
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Lotor: Merla, what have you been tweeting about... What the FUCK?! Are those Allura's BOOBS?!
Allura: I fucked your wife.
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Lance: It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma
Hunk: Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Lance: Ligma balls.
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Lotor, broadcasting: I've come to make an announcement: Allura's a bitch-ass motherfucker.
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Merla: Hey look, it's Pidge. Hopefully he didn't hear me call his name. Hey Allura.
Allura: What's up? What's up baby?
Merla: I found Pidge. He's flying without your permission again. Do you want me to punish him?
Allura: No, don't do that, he's had enough.
Lotor: Why is Allura on the same line as the VILLAIN LINE?!?!
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Lotor: Do you know what the question I'm asked the most is?
Lance *deadpan*: Will you please leave the premises?
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Pidge: Hello friends!
The Team: ...
Pidge: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.
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Lotor: Can I bother you for a second?
Zarkon: You’re always bothering me.
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Does violence have to be the last resort? Can’t it be, like, the third?
-Pidge
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