#incorrect downworlder quotes

[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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[peupeugunn]

maia: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

meliorn: raphael's

raphael: fuck shit up out there. don't die.

alec: that's it?

raphael: yeah

magnus: outstanding, i love it!

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[tys-kitty]

Welcome Shadowhunters, Downworlders and Mundanes!

My name is Michi and this is my very personal and very shadowhuntery blog! On here you will find everything about the Shadowhunter world. It is to be said however, that I mainly post about KitTy and TWP (Which are most beloved couple and anticipated series)

But what can you truly find on here? Well, I love to post incorrect quotes, moodboards, theories and memes!

If you‘re interested in my moodboards you can find them under the hashtags #i may present to you and #a day in their life

Some things about me: I‘m 19 years old, I‘m from Austria and my pronouns are she/her. Three things I like: Art, books, nature. Three things I dislike: Bullies, cinnamon, rainy days

My favourite book series next to TSC: The Caraval series by Stephanie Garber, These Violent Delights by Chloe Gong, The Folk of the Air by Holly Black and Forth Wing by Rebecca Yarros

I want this to be a safe place for everyone so no haters or rude comments allowed!

Anyway, I hope we will have a great time and I‘m always excited to chat so feel free to leave an ask or a comment :)

Love y‘all and remember…

~All the stories are true~

#a long overdue intro post

[lasthourstid]

Jace: you see, I just realized I have two ears so it’s a waste to listen to just one thing.

Alec: let me get this straight

Alec: you’ve only just realized you have two ears?

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Simon: That's what you do?

Magnus: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion.

Magnus: I can fucking demolish you.

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[liviasriptide]

Simon: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Maia: *with her mouth full of food* kill two

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[tsc-clave]

tag yourself: TSC Downworlders edition

Vampire

– classy

– beauty guru 101

– “no you can’t borrow my clothes”

Warlock

– doing weird things 24/7

– no in between

– into astrology/witchcraft

Werewolf

– don’t you ever treat/talk about their friends badly

– if you eat their food you’re done

– very strong

Faerie

– loves nature

– both baby and daddy

– witty, witty and witty

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[herondaleraxxet]

Lily Chen: what do you mean there is no weed in Faerie

Alec: there is not

Lily Chen: wHAT THE-

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[anothermalecblog]

The Clave: We understand you wanted to organize a Pride celebration in Alicante but we just don't have the budget.

Alec: Don't worry. I have a very rich sponsor.

Magnus: [appears out of thin air in an explosion of glitter]

#I love these dramatic husbands #imagine them hosting Pride and making t-shirts and signs and fun events #and imagine all the young shadowhunters and downworlders coming out during Pride because of the encouragement #malec #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect malec quotes #shadowhunterstv #shadowhunters #shadowhunters crack #Magnus Bane #Alec Lightwood

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Magnus: I haven't written my signature in years; can anyone tell me if it's still good?

Simon: Here, you can use this to practise on.

Simon: [Slides over a piece of paper]

Magnus: Okay, thank y-

Magnus:

Magnus: Simon, this is an adoption certificate.

Simon: And what about it?

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[james-apparently]

Magnus: Raphael, do you want to talk about your emotions?

Raphael: No.

Simon: I do.

Magnus: I know, Simon.

Simon: I'm sad.

Magnus: I know, Simon.

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[theincorrectbookquotes]

Tessa: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

Will: I’ve got a really good body, so...no.

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[shtotallycorrectquotes]

Meliorn: I’ve made a game into saying something as weird as I can to see how fast I can get shadowhunters to leave me alone.

Raphael: What?

*Alec walks over*

Meliorn : Oh my god, Alec's fursona would be a turtle!

*Alec backs away slowly*

Luke: *looks at watch* Six seconds, nice Meliorn!

#s: ? #shadowhunters #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #meliorn #raphael santiago #luke garroway #alec lightwood #downworlders

[clizzylightwoods]

Sir, that's my emotional support vampire.

Maia (about Lily)

#incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi #lily chen #maia roberts #lilia #tmi #the mortal instruments #downworlder girlfriends

[compulsiveshipper]

Magnus: How're things going at the Institute? Alec: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident.

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Clary: I really want a relationship.

Simon: [shows romantic feelings towards her]

Clary: Don't try it, demon.

#clary fray #simon lewis #downworlders #climon #friendzone #basically what happened tho #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the mortal instruments