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poetic-gays · 2 months
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Neil, coming out: I don’t like women.
Todd, aghast: You’re a misogynist??
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rrcenic · 5 months
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even more dps as things my friends/family have said
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todd: shit
cameron: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD??
cameron: was it charlie?!
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charlie: that’s what she said
knox: that’s not- she would not say that
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charlie: if you really loved us, you’d skip the staff meeting
keating: both can be true. i can love you and still go to this meeting
neil: oh. i get it. so you DONT love us
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knox: a car? who wants a stupid car? i want a big, burly truck
todd: oh god, i just want something with air conditioning
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keating: keep the bouncy ball in your pocket, mister meeks
charlie: yeah, keep your balls in your pants, meeks
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keating: i don’t let you choose your scene partners because you’ll make bad choices
keating: you’ll do your best friend and then fail at acting
neil: i feel called out
todd: *chokes on water*
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cameron: get out of the way, jerk!
charlie: FREAK! i’m a freak, not a jerk!
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charlie: hey all! knox and i are getting ready to send out holiday cards! if you want one, just let me know
cameron: sure-
charlie: nobody cares cameron
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neil: …do you take ADHD meds?
charlie: I USED TO :))))))
neil: …and…you’re sure stopping was the right choice?
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keating: mr overstreet, when i’ve already called out mr dalton for chatting, and you start whispering anyway…
keating: i just think… “knox bad”
charlie: smash his phone!
knox: i’ll smash you!
charlie: yes please
knox: what
keating: what
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inahallucination · 10 months
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charlie: hey my best friend for ever; my homie; the platonic love of my life (and the romantic love of my other platonic loml’s life)
todd: we’ve known each other for like a week
charlie: yeah but we’re besties now. ive called it already
todd, who’s never had a friend before: im not crying this is just what happens when u have blue eyes i promise
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ilovehimbos · 2 years
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the poets as tweets i spent way too long on
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howthetables · 2 years
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The second week of Todd being at Welton:
Pitts: none of you is straight, you‘re all attracted to Todd
Knox: it doesn‘t make you gay if you think Todd is hot. Everyone thinks Todd is hot.
The rest of the DPS: *murmurs of agreement*
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zylev-blog · 20 days
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Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.
Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.
Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.
Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?
Jazz: I am so glad you asked.
Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.
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the-b1ah · 14 days
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Part 1 of you can’t bench me!
Context:
Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.
They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.
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Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time
Spoiler: BULLSHIT!
Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B
Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”
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RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)
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The origin | part 2
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bhaalspawnn · 2 months
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i love the implication that a lot of danny's enemies actually like him and just fight him as like enrichment or something. like obviously there's exceptions and it's more complicated than that but the majority of them literally attack him out of 3 reasons
1. they're mad for another reason and want to blow off steam
2. they've been convinced by someone else he's the enemy (or hired by someone)
3. they're the box ghost
this is also shown by the fact they include him in the holiday truce (i know all ghosts share the truce but i feel like if they all genuinely hated danny and considered him an enemy they'd use the fact that he's only half ghost as an excuse to attack him)
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satoshy12 · 3 months
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Harley "And you can use it!"
Harley was done explaining how to use the hammer. Dani was smiling! She really liked to learn new things.
Dani, as she left to search for a new playmate, said, "Thanks, Granny Selina, Granny Ivy, and Harley!"
All 3: "Granny!!!"
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Later, in a spa.
Ivy: "We aren't old, right?"
Harley:" Yeah, it must have been a mistake."
Bruce Wayne, who was kidnapped and forced to pay for Gotham Sirens beauty treatment: " Old?"
Harley: "Yeah, the tiny one we helped call called us!"
Ivy: "She called us Granny Harley, Granny Selina, and Granny Ivy! Why!"
Bruce:" Maybe in a nice family way?"
Selina:" That isn't a nice family way! We are still young!"
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hugsandchaos · 9 months
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Dc x Dp
There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.
Bruce: *turns the corner*
Danny and Tucker: !!!
Tucker: *turns around and runs*
Danny: ...
Bruce: Is your friend alri--
Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*
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starry-bi-sky · 3 months
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Snippets for my Clone^2 Au that I thought was funny...
in incorrect quotes style format (Clone^2 = Both my Clone Damian Au and Clone Bruce Danny aus combined)
Snippet 1: Danny and Damian meeting for the first time
Danny, avoiding Damian's katana: I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you Danny: pleASE STOP TRYING TO STAB ME
------- Snippet 2: Danny and Damian meeting (Alternative)
Bby Damian: gets dropped off in the ONE city where his dad's clone is Danny, internally: damn I don't wanna know who made you
Danny: alright little buddy, lets -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- let's get you something to -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- something to EAT
------------- Snippet 3: Danny checking out books in the library Librarian: oh, are you trying to learn arabic, Mister Fenton?
Danny: oh- uh, yeah :) my parents recently,,, took in a foster kid from overseas,,,, but we found out he doesn't know english and he's having a hard time adjusting Danny, lying (only partially) through his teeth: so I,,, thought,,, maybe it would help him acclimate to his new environment if I learned some arabic :) Librarian: oh how sweet! let me know if you need any help, i can find you more books Danny: thank you
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Snippet 4: Damian wants to patrol Damian: let me come with you on patrol Danny, 16 year old idiot who fights without powers: uh. no. you are Itty Bitty Child Damian: comes with anyways
----------- Snippet 5: Damian, trying to fight a ghost without a ghost-proof sword: Danny, catching him and holding him against his chest: *radiating exhaustion* no,,,, no,,,,, not yet,,,,
-------- Snippet 6: danny has an epiphany Danny, realizing that he needs to set an example now that Damian is coming with him on patrol: fUCK Danny: I NEED AN ACTUAL SUIT ---------- Snippet 7; dynamic duo Danny: what is it with you and batman and robin???? Damian, silently sweating: ,,,,,,,because they are exemplary partners and i would like to think that us two are the same Danny, doesnt know identities: ...aww??? thats kinda sweet??? okay :)
---------- Snippet 8: hypocrite Damian: dijaal (affectionate) Danny, on day ?? of solving a cold case after a ghost asked him to: hrbhk - Damian, what are you doing up? it's late, you have school in the morning Damian, staring at him deadpan: you have school too. you should go to bed Danny: five min..utes buddy. then i'll go to bed Damian, grabbing the back of his rolling chair and pushing him to bed: no. now. danny, with eyebags the size of the marianna trench: ...fine. now.
--------- Snippet 9: ...the line Danny, doing homework with Sam and Tucker: Danny: *has an epiphany* wait. shit Tucker and Sam: ...? Danny, his head in his hands: am I Damian's dad or his brother?? Danny: wh- what do we define this??? Tucker: ... you're brothers until its funny? and then you're his dad?
----------- Snippet 10: learning Danny: reading a book about learning arabic Damian, slamming his hand down on the book to get his attention: dijaal, *points to book* kitab Danny, frowning: what? Damian, tapping book: kitab Danny: ..ki..kitab? Kitab? Book? Damian: Boog...book. *points to table* tawila --------- Snippet 11: clone reveal Damian, later after he knows enough english and months of chilling out: i am a clone.... meant to kill my original Danny, internally: wow you don't say? Danny, out loud:..huh. okay. thanks for telling me, uh, same here. except that last part
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Dijaal = imposter Damian is affectionately calling Danny an imposter because danny is a clone of bruce :)
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Danny Phantom: Am I in trouble?
Clockwork: Take a guess.
Danny Phantom: No?
Clockwork: Take another guess.
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rrcenic · 5 months
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more dps as shit my friends have said
most of this is from musical rehearsals
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charlie: *about cameron* oh my goodness!! the full arch of his character improvement is coming to pass!!
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neil: i’ll just listen to this darling angel
todd: *blushes*
charlie, meeks, pitts, knox: aww
cameron: *gagging noises*
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todd: *quietly* i love it when it’s raining
charlie: yeah i love men too
todd: …what?!
charlie: huh?
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neil: do they give you better food in the adult psych wards bc the teens one SUCKED
mr keating: nope. all psych ward food sucks
knox: glad you’re bonding but also very concerned
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cameron: all the improv leads to scenarios about being gay! i’m sick of it! no more basing the entire skit on being gay!
keating: hey you’re a student. im the only one who gets to limit things
neil: of course it’s gay this is a drama class what did you expect??
cameron: fine, but can we at least limit the incest?
keating: alright! incest is off the table from now on!
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charlie: bro i’ve got a picture of john cena dunkin a basket over jesus
keating: that’s fake jesus would NEVER get beat by john cena
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keating: remember this, dear students: do not fear murder. in fact, be open to the concept. death is not the enemy, mister cameron here is
cameron: gee thanks
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charlie: my bisexual whimsy is simply too much for some
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charlie: to the buff jock with the facial hair and the soft feminine demeanor: i adore you
knox: thank you??
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inahallucination · 2 years
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in another universe where neil lived for christmas
neil: well looks like we're under a mistletoe :) guess that means we have to kiss :))))
todd: dont worry neil !! that's not a mistletoe :) that's just a leaf charlie taped to the roof :) you don't have to kiss me :))
neil:
neil:
neil: oh
neil: my bad :) </3
todd: yeah </3
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the poets spying on them:
charlie: that's it imma go beat the shit out of them
cameron: i told you we shouldnt have used a leaf
meeks: guess its time for plan b
knox: we're gonna lock them up in a small room w/o resources and not let them out until they-
pitts: we're gonna talk to them individually and encourage them to confess-
knox: -to confess, yes that's exactly what i was thinking pitts
pitts:
meeks:
cameron:
charlie:
charlie: knox buddy.... you good?
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ilovehimbos · 2 years
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in honour of my exams today, dps but as quotes from me and my friends and sometimes brother and w no context
neil: oh he's fit
pitts, not paying attention: yeah, he's killed someone before
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charlie, suddenly stopping: slenderman's in there
cameron, bursting out laughing:
charlie, with a complete straight face: stop laughing. why are you laughing. this is a serious issue.
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charlie: when i'm pope, i'm gonna abolish all taxes, catholicism is gonna be a lawless land
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these next few yall r gonna get some context and they're all said while studying for an exam soon
cam: what's in mineral matter?
pitts: rocks.
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charlie: air is just air there's no ingredients
knox: there's hydrogen in air becuase air is h2o
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cameron, out of nowhere: new banned term for everyone! omega.
todd: what did charlie do now
charlie: can't have shit in this school
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meeks: raw dogging it too. that man is coming inside her.
meeks, two secs later: are we in school tmr??
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neil: knox's in his homophobic era
knox, panicked: STOP I'M NOT
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todd: grill is another word for a girl. who is a girl? chris. what am i gonna do? grill her. then what am i gonna do after? throw her in a river.
cam: our father who art in heaven, hallow thee by name. by kingdom-
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howthetables · 2 years
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Cameron: *loses the rest of the Dead Poets in a crowd*
Cameron: finally
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