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#incorrect dramione quotes
goldandglittersblog · 2 months
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Draco: *does something dumb*
Hermione: You know, there's a 'u' in 'stupid' for a reason.
Draco: Oh yeah? There's an 'i' in 'stupid' as well.
Hermione:
Draco:*contemplates what he just said*
Crookshanks: *meows tauntingly*
Draco: F**K OFF YOU SQUISHED-FACE F**KER!!
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justheretopetyourdog · 2 months
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Hermione: You're a horrible person.
Draco: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.
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Hermione : " you're so dramatic "
Draco, with a rose between his lips, throwning glitter around , dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano : I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Draco: *getting down on one knee and pulling out a ring* Hermione, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
Hermione: *pouting* Oh…
Draco: *face reddens*
Hermione: *lips quivering* I’ve thought…
Draco: *sweats*
Hermione: *trying to blink back tears* Is this the surprise you’ve been talking about?
Draco: *nods reluctantly*
Hermione: *tears streaming down her face* I… I… I’ve thought you’ve been talking about gifting me the first edition of Hogwarts: A History I’ve eyed in your library.
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wizards · 2 years
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Hermione: So, what happened to you, Draco?
Draco: I don’t want to talk about it
Harry: Good. We don’t want to hear about it.
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stargazing121 · 2 years
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Draco: and you enjoyed it.
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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex
Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to
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tenaciousgeckos · 5 months
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James: I need advice
Remus: With what?
James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Sirius?
Remus:
Remus: I'm in love with Sirius?
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the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY
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rosezrdead · 5 months
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Hermione: I said I want SOME sweets, Malfoy...
Draco: Yeah, and I got you some.
Hermione: I wanted A sweet!
Draco: So?
Hermione: I didn't want you to buy the whole bloody shop!!!
Draco: is that not the same thin -
Hermione: NO!
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moondustinfj · 2 years
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*Draco helping Blaise sit up after he got hit during the war*
Draco : HE'S BLEEDING OUT DOES ANYONE HAVE TYPE A BLOOD IN HERE?!
Ron *rushing over to them* : I do-
Blaise *lying back immediately* : Let me die
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goldandglittersblog · 4 months
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McGonagall: Did you just give 10 points to Mr. Malfoy for being too handsome?
Snape: Get off your high horse. You play favourites too.
McGonagall: No one can accuse me of being partial towards anyone.
Snape: Oh really?
McGonagall: Yes. I love Ms. Granger and all the non MS. Grangers equally.
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justheretopetyourdog · 2 months
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Hermione: What's happened, Draco? Why are you smiling?
Draco: Can't I just be happy?
Harry: He charmed the Minister's business cards to say '£25 blowjobs' on the back.
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Hermione ( being passionate about something)
Draco ( smitten) : " you're beautiful when you're like that granger. Marry me "
Hermione ( shocked and blushing) : " what ? "
Draco ( surprised too ) : " what ?!"
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oxfordelise · 2 months
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Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes
Ginny : I'm cold
Harry : *hands Ginny his jacket*
Hermione: I'm cold
Ron: well damn Hermione I can't control the weather
Draco: *snaps his fingers and the sun comes out and it's hot outside*
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incorrectdramione · 1 year
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Hermione: How do you feel about kale salad?
Draco: Like someone found someplace other than Leaky’s for takeout
Hermione: I’m fine with their grilled cheese, but I know it gets to you
Draco: You eat like a child. [noticing she’s carrying something] Is that a root beer?
Hermione: Two. I got you one. Thought you could use a break
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