Hiccup: "Good work"
Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"
Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"
Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"
Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"
Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"
Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"
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Found this beautiful thing on Pinterest and if this doesn’t describe my life at the moment then I don’t know what will
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Pitch: Let me guess, lack of father figure in your lives, right?
Hiccup: Maybe…
Rapunzel: Yes…
Jack: A what?
Merida: Not me, I f*cking love my dad
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Jack: People your age are married. Rapunzel's married, even Hiccup is married. Why aren't you getting married?
Merida: People your age are dead. Why aren't you dead?
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Jackie Frost slinks into bed, kissing Y/N on the neck…
Y/N: Jackie? Baby?
Jackie: shh…go back to sleep, baby
Y/N: you’re colder than usual
Jackie: mmm hmm and I was hoping you’d warm me up.
Y/N pulls her close and snuggles her…
Jackie giggles as she buries her face in Y/N’s chest…
Jackie: thank you
Art by seoji
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Minden: Wow, your family is terrible. You should get a new one.
Snotlout: Yeah, well, that's impossible.
Minden: Not really.
Minden: You could always start one with me.
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Lizzie hamming it up will always be funny to me, but it could always be improved by the White Knight having awed reactions to it.
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Most people would leave. Not us. We’re the Guardians. We have stubbornness issues.
North
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Katniss: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the weird, scary sound!
Gale: Yeah, we do. We always do.
Katniss: Right, I hate that about us!
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Shaggy: Like, wait a minute! You don't go TOWARDS the weird, scary sound!
Daphne: Yeah, we do. We always do.
Shaggy: Right, I hate that about us!
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Snotlout: "So, what is it like to date Astrid?"
Hiccup: "One time I asked her for water while she was mad at me. She brought me a block of ice and said 'wait'"
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Toothless: Yeah, I’ll have a sprite.
That one Whispering Death: Ummm. Fuck you.
Toothless:
Toothless:*about to commit a murder*
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Hiccup: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Rapunzel: ... Your what?
Hiccup: My friends.
Elsa: Is he saying “friends”?
Merida: I think he’s being sarcastic.
Jack: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Hiccup! All of your friends are in this room.
Hiccup: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. *I complete tasks*
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Hiccup: Hey, dad. So... Me and Astrid are dating now.
Stoick: Let's go to the hospital.
Hiccup: Wait, what? Why?
Stoick: You're hallucinating.
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Hicca and Y/N try to dance…
Hicca nearly trips but Y/N catches her…
Hicca: sorry. I’d say I have two left feet but I don’t got one.
Y/N: it’s alright. It’s just another excuse for me to hold you close.
Hicca pulls Y/N into a kiss…
Hicca: by Freya, that was amazing
Y/N: you’re amazing
Toothless simply laughs…
Art by @juliajm15
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