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kataly07 · 2 years
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Boys will be boys 😂
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stxphxn-strange · 3 years
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Tony: Stephen claims he doesn’t talk in his sleep except that’s a lie, because last night he rolled over and told me
Stephen: “Chef, your salsa is garbagesauce. For that reason, we’ve decided to chop you,”
Tony: And I laughed so hard I woke him up. So that’s why we can’t watch Chopped in bed anymore.
Pepper: …That’s great Tony but I need you to finish your fucking paperwork.
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ironhusband · 5 years
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Tony: I don’t date people who are physically smaller than me, because there is no use in stealing their clothes.
Tony: imagine wearing a shirt that’s small on you. Like why?
Tony: a shirt that’s big on you, though? Just last week I wore Stephen’s shirt and I accidentally smacked Harley with the sleeve. It was great.
Tony: now, I’m wearing Pepper’s pants. They are big on me, but I’m going to trip and break something I hate and it will be awesome.
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Stephen: I didn't realize how many of Pepper's opinions I agreed with until she tried to have my kneecaps shattered for sleeping with her husband.
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Tony: I’m bisexual, so I can only be attracted to two things.
Tony: I’ve chosen Stephen and Pepper.
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skiplo-wave · 5 years
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Stephen: the food’s too hot, I can’t eat it.
Tony: you’re too hot but I’d still eat you
Pepper: Not if I eat him first
Rhodey: *slams his hand on the kitchen table* ONE DINNER.
Wong: here we go…
Rhodey: ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK
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breakingpenguinart · 5 years
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Tony, lying on top of the kitchen table: Would you like coffee, tea, or me? ♡
Stephen: Tea
Pepper: Then I'll have the coffee, thanks
Tony:
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allyanastark97 · 5 years
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Pepper: why is Tony crying
Stephen: it's peter
Pepper: oh my God what happened?!
Stephen: he won't stop singing Baby Shark
Tony: *sobbing* doo doo doo...
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drpepperony-rp · 5 years
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Stephen: Tony always messed up, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet
*30 seconds later*
Tony: I messed up. I messed up. I missed up.
Pepper: Oh no, Tony.
Tony: I am still in the process of messing up.
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ravennightbirt · 5 years
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Just a family
inspired by @incorrect-ironstrange moodboard to Pepper/Christine and the Rebirth AU
I present:
Just a family
Rated: Not Rated
Language:English
Summary:They loved each other long before. They will love each other forever. Its just a question of finding each other again!
Please feel free to piont out grammar and spelling mistakes! English is NOT my mother tongue!
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kataly07 · 2 years
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Old but gold 😂
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stxphxn-strange · 4 years
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Stephen: Hey Pepper, has Tony been acting kind of oddly recently?
Pepper: Now that you mention it, his behavior has been a STARK contrast to how he normally is, and I find it STRANGE.
Stephen: You just lost your wedding planning privileges.
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ironhusband · 4 years
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Pepper: *wears a strap*
Christine, Stephen and Tony: *nodding approvingly*
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Stephen: After Tony passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, then stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill.
Pepper: For 20 minutes, we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.
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Tony: *sighing* Perhaps I should just drink my sorrows away.
Tony: *stabs a straw through his Capri Sun*
Pepper:
Stephen:
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skiplo-wave · 5 years
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Pepper: you know why I called you into my office?
Stephen: because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Pepper: *stops tony from pouring wine* accidentally?
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