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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Kidnapper: I have your child.

Philza, tired: Which one I have seven.

Kidnapper: The annoying kid who never shuts up.

Philza: Which one I have seven.

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khyrrn-v2 · 2 years

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Tommy, about Philza: I don’t trust birds. Fuckin hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there.

Wilbur: parental insticts

Tommy: Fuck. Shit. You’re right. Fuck.

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arriathedragon-2 · 2 years

Conversation

No one:

Not single person:

Not even Quackity:

Wilbur Soot: Utah.

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dsmpbutbetter · 2 years

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tubbo: what time is it? tommy: i don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out tommy: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* ranboo: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING tommy: it’s 2 am

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mairintheunstable · 2 years

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DSMP Incorrect Quotes #93

c!Technoblade- I’m here to introduce a new, fresh alignment;

c!Technoblade- Chaotic Lawful

c!Technoblade- I have a strict moral code, but nobody can figure out what the fuck it is

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wolfmage553 · 2 years

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Fundy: If you're an anarchist, why are you dressed like royalty?

Technoblade: firstly, aesthetic. Secondly, irony.

#incorrect dsmp #incorrect dream smp #dreamsmp fundy #dreamsmp technoblade

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masked-ragdoll · 1 year

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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 06

today's prompt:

all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm

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a-capricorn-ohfuckthat · 1 year

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philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

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cherrynwinesk · 9 months

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I know this is roleplay, but by these vibes I mean Quackity would treat his partner like a princess.

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

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