He's got that aroace swag
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Donald: Daisy, this is my sister, Della
Della: Della Duck! {grabs Daisy’s hand and shakes it} Nice to finally meet ya!
Daisy: Oh! Nice to finally meet Donald’s sister. Daisy Duck.
Della: Daisy Duck, huh?
Daisy: Uh…yes? Is there a problem?
Della: Oh no no no no no! Not at all!
Della: {grabs Donald and pulls him aside for a sidebar} Are you sure she’s not related to anyone in our family?
Donald: It’s a common last name!
Della: Look, I’m just double checking. I mean if ANYONE in this family were to end up with a hottie like that and end up with offspring with 11 toes it would be y-
Donald: You think I didn’t already check?!?
[later that evening]
Gyro: Okay, I’ve checked, and as you’ve requested; I’ve double and triple checked, she’s not related to any Duck or McDuck or Gander
Donald: Oh thank god.
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*Huey suddenly gets up and runs out of the room*
Webby: Is he ok?
Louie: It’s probably just his Dewey tingle.
Webby: His what?
Louie: Whenever Dewey’s about to do something stupid -which is often- Huey disappears. Something about keeping him safe or whatever.
Webby: and I’m just supposed to believe that?
*somewhere in the distance*
Huey: DEWEY NO! SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!
Dewey: *screeching* Let me liveeee
Huey: I’m TRYING
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DEWEY--
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Bentina: Lena Sabrewing!
Lena, running into the room: I didn’t do it, and… and these two were with me the whole time.
Bentina:
Lena: THESE TWO.
Webby and Violet: *run to Lena’s side and lock arms with her*
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Donald: Where’s the roast, Della?
Della: What?
Donald: The roast. Where’s the roast?
Della: I thought you were getting the roast.
Donald: You *what*?! No roast?! You idiot, Della! You total idiot! That was *your* job, you big palooka! You cretin! You’re a- *angry quacking noises*
Della: {on the brink of tears} It was a joke, Donnie. I was joking. It was a Christmas *joke*.
Donald: {composure regained} Oh. Oh, I see. Oh.
Della: Of course I’ve got a roast. It’s an organic roast. I took ages researching it online. It’s going to be delicious. {shows Donald the roast in the fridge}
Donald: That-that looks like a lovely roast. I’m sorry, I-I…flew off the handle a bit.
Della: {still a bit upset} That wasn’t very Christmassy.
Donald: No, it wasn’t. I apologize.
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Lena: Webby, I've known you for years now-
Webby: You don't know me. I'm unknowable.
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Huey: *drawing a picture of himself as Gizmoduck*
Dewey: What is that? Is that your fucking Gizmoduck persona? It's so cringe!
Huey: YOU'RE CRINGE!
Dewey: *goes to stare at himself in the mirror, dejectedly tearing up*
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Its been a while
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Scrooge McDuck: I got my rightful heir right here!
Scrooge McDuck: {holds up middle finger} I will never die.
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*Texting the groupchat*
Lena: Where the duck are you guys?
Lena: Wait, duck autocorrect
Lena: *duck
Lena: *duck
Lena: *duck
Lena: *duck
Dewey: Goose?
Lena: I will ducking kill you
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My first contribution for Ned’s Funny Little Duck Week hosted by @ducktr0ducin / @endtr0ducin
For this week’s prompt of Become the April Fool, I went with doing an incorrect quote in an another drawing of Scheme team and Gosalyn. I’m not really good with incorrect quotes, but I did my best on it. ;)
In case my lettering is terrible it says:
Goldie: We need a distraction.
Louie: Is anyone good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Gosalyn: My time has come.
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Webby: [looking up at the stars]
Lena: What are you doing?
Webby: Naming the stars after the people I love.
Lena, jokingly: Do I get a star?
Webby: You get the sun.
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