#incorrect ducktales 17

[writebackatya]

Della: You know when I got back to Earth I thought we’d AT LEAST have hoverboards by now

Louie: Oh we have hoverboards now

Della: {gasps} Really?!

Louie: {pulls out his phone and shows Della a video of Mark Beaks dabbing on his hoverboard as it rolls onto the stage at a Waddle presentation}

Della: …There is not a single thing I like about this!

Louie: No wait, it gets better! {the video then shows the hoverboard catch on fire}

Della: {laughs} Oh man, I love this planet!

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[backgroundshipper]

Incorrect Ducktales Quote featuring my OC,Emilie, and inspired by The Looney Tunes Show.

Emilie knocks on Gladstone’s door.

Gladstone when he opens it, and sees Emilie holding a fake head:You killed your boss?!

Emilie:What?

Gladstone: I knew you were angry at your boss but I didn’t think you’d take it this far! Where’s the body?I’ll help you hide the body.

Emilie:Nobody’s been murdered!

Gladstone:So nobody’s dead?

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[0sharisa0]

DEWEY--

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[allthedrugsforcreativity]

Spoon feeds you ducktales incorrect quotes

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[laz-kay]

Store Worker: Would a Mr Donald Duck please come to the front desk?

Donald, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Huey, Dewey and Louie

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

The boys, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Donald: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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[dasturdlydangerousduck]

Guess who saw Guardians 3 today lol

Jim Sterling/Negaduck: "WE'RE GONNA KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY!!!!

Drake Mallard: "No!!! Not kill anyone."

Jim Sterling/Negaduck: "Kill a few people...

Drake Mallard: Kill NO people.

Jim Sterling/Negaduck: Kill one guy, one stupid guy that no one loves.

Drake Mallard: .......... Now you're just making it sad.

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[incorrectducktales17]

Donald: I’ve developed a pretty thick ski-

Gladstone: [passing by] Navy blue is not your colour.

Donald: [chasing after him] Navy blue brings oUT MY EYES YOU BITCH!

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[writebackatya]

Pepper seems like the kind of F.O.W.L. employee that would have made brownies for everyone the first time she sat down in their inner circle

Bradford: Well everyone, on the behest of Phantom Blot, Pepper will now be joining us in our inner circle

[scatter confused claps, except for from Phantom Blot who is applauding for his best friend]

Pepper: Aw, thank you Mr. Buzzard, sir. Now I know to the rest of you I might just be Egghead No. 277, but I assure you I am the best Egghead F.O.W.L. has got! Of course that’s just my opinion so take that with a grain of salt…

Rockerduck: {coughs}

Pepper: {laughs} Get it!? Grain of salt? Cause my name is Pepper?! {sighs happily before pulling out a tray of brownies} Anyway, I baked us all brownies for my first day here!

Gandra & Steelbeak: Sweet!

Bradford: What? No! Pepper this is not the break room! We conduct business in this room!

Black Heron: As well as our other evil plans.

Bradford: For the last time! We are not evil! Our goal is to have complete control over the world and eliminate Scrooge McDuck and his chil—, Agent Dee! What are you doing?

Gandra: {grabbing a brownie Pepper has cut up for her} I didn’t eat breakfast this morning.

Bradford: Put that back, now!

Gandra: {makes eye contact with Bradford as she slowly takes a bite of the brownie} Mmm. These are great Pepper, are there walnuts in here?

Pepper: Ahh! {winks} Looks like someone has an advanced palate!

Gandra: Thanks I upgraded my tongue myself.

Steelbeak: Well if Gandra gets a brownie I sure as hell am getting a brownie!

Bradford: I don’t care if Agent Dee took a brownie, that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to take one.

Gandra: Yeah Steelbeak, if I took the SATs would you do the same?

Steelbeak: Are you calling me “stupid”?!

Gandra: Today? No. Today I’m gonna call you dumbass, dumbass.

Steelbeak: {slams his fist on the table} Take that back, now!

Gandra: No.

Steelbeak: That’s it, I’m taking a brownie!

Bradford: Agent Dee, stop being an instigator. And Steelbeak don’t you da-

Steelbeak: {chomps down several brownies} Mmm, okay these are pretty great. Is there dark chocolate in here?

Pepper: And that’s a point for Steelbeak!

Black Heron: Did you say, dark chocolate? Okay I am definitely having one now

Bradford: Heron, no! You’ll only encourage-

Rockerduck: I’ll take two. I just realized I forgot to feed Jeeves this morning

Pepper: Sure thing! You sure you don’t want one, Mr. Buzzard?

Bradford: No. I’m fine.

Phantom Blot: {slams his fist onto the table} Just eat the DAMN brownie, Buzzard!

Bradford: …Fine.

Pepper: {cuts up brownies for everyone} Oh I just KNOW I’m gonna LOVE working with everyone here!

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[aneldritchmoth]

Drake: How much money do you have?

Launchpad: Oh like 69 cents

Drake: AYE, you know what that means!

Launchpad: [sobbing] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...

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[tsuncoon]

Gladstone: you look like a corps that just got pulled from the river

Mark: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'ed in his own pool. Big difference.

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[allthedrugsforcreativity]

#placing this on your dash with a smirk #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #ducktales incorrect quotes #ducktales 17

[laz-kay]

Webby: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!

Huey: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?

Webby: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.

Dewey, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagined having butterfly wings? Then-

Lena: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.

Violet: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even if a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...

Louie: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-

Dewey: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.

Violet: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?

Huey: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.

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[likelytowritesomestuff]

Gandra (in a performance worth of an Academy): guys, that Gizmodork once again stopped me!

Steelbeak (totally oblivious): Man, I don't get why you always get the chance to bump into that guy. The only superhero I ever fight with was that stupid guy in purple at Saint Canard. He was kinda cute, but Gizmoduck? He must be so handsome under that suit...

Gandra (trying not to show any emotion of whatsoever): who knows...

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[what-goesaround-comesaround]

During "The 87 cent solution"

(Huey putting on a mask)

Scrooge : Take that off

Huey : This isn't for me, it's for you

Scrooge : Take it off please

Huey : We're protecting you!

Scrooge : I don't need protecting

Dewey : Yeah you do, you're old

Scrooge : I am 75 years old!

Louie : Yeah, that's well old

Huey : You're vulnerable

Scrooge : I'm not vulnerable

Dewey : Do they let you shop early at ducksburys?

Scrooge : No!

Dewey : Because of your underlying condition

Scrooge : I don't have any underlying conditions

Louie : You're Scottish

Scrooge : Being Scottish is not an underlying condition!!

Huey : The virus doesn't respect borders

Launchpad : Your kilt cannot protect you!

Scrooge : I know what you're trying to do

Fenton/Gizmoduck : Are your grandnephews forced to sing happy birthday outside your window?

Scrooge : No??

Webby : Do you press your hand against the glass to say hello?

Scrooge : That's not funny Webbigail

Webby : I know but it's the new normal

Scrooge : Enough! The company is headed on a downward trajectory because of this!

Launchpad : Just trying to flatten the curve Mr McDee

Dialogue taken from the skit "Lauren got tiktok famous but is she bovvered?" on YouTube between David Tennant and Catherine Tate (go on, tell me this isn't canon)

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[incorrectducktales17]

Louie: Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Dewey: When we were kids you convinced me eggs weren’t real.

Louie: They’re not.

Dewey: Haha very funny.

Louie: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?

Dewey: No? What happened?

Louie: Literally why would you fall for this again?

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[megamanincorrectquotes]

Iris: Stop firing, Zero. You’ll hit Colonel.

Zero: *looks her straight in the eye and fires*

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