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writebackatya · 4 months

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Donald: Daisy, this is my sister, Della

Della: Della Duck! {grabs Daisy’s hand and shakes it} Nice to finally meet ya!

Daisy: Oh! Nice to finally meet Donald’s sister. Daisy Duck.

Della: Daisy Duck, huh?

Daisy: Uh…yes? Is there a problem?

Della: Oh no no no no no! Not at all!

Della: {grabs Donald and pulls him aside for a sidebar} Are you sure she’s not related to anyone in our family?

Donald: It’s a common last name!

Della: Look, I’m just double checking. I mean if ANYONE in this family were to end up with a hottie like that and end up with offspring with 11 toes it would be y-

Donald: You think I didn’t already check?!?

[later that evening]

Gyro: Okay, I’ve checked, and as you’ve requested; I’ve double and triple checked, she’s not related to any Duck or McDuck or Gander

Donald: Oh thank god.

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sometimes-they-come-back-237 · 4 months

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Dewey: I bet I can read your mind.

Webby: Oh yeah? On the count of three. What am I thinking of? 1, 2, 3-

Dewey: Uncle Scrooge.

Webby: 1, 2, 3-

Dewey: Sword horses.

Webby: 1, 2, 3-

Dewey: Lena.

Webby: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

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blaithnne · 2 months

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Scrooge: You're ignoring your problems again.

Beakley: I know.

Scrooge: And you’re aware that that’s an incredibly unhealthy coping mechanism?

Beakley: I'm ignoring that too.

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writelikeurruninoutoftime · 3 months

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*while getting pulled over*

Dewey: something wrong, officer?

Cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle

Louie: shit

Huey: wait, three?

Cop: yeah?

Dewey: OH MY GOD WEBBY FELL OFF!!!

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totally-correct-ducktales · 5 months

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Gandra: Hey, Fenton.

Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—

Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.

Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!

Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.

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thevaudevilledemon · 7 months

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Della: *Bursts into Dewey's room with a knife* DEWEY YOU WANT SOME BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED!?

Dewey: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

Della: Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.

Dewey: Mom, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming into my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.

Della: Why? *looks at knife* Oh, *chuckles* right. The Don Karnage thing, I'm sorry kid. *Kisses Dewey on the head and leaves the room*

Dewey: *Tries to go back to bed*

Della: *Kicks in door* DEWEY DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!?

Dewey: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Della: *Takes off mask and turns off Chainsaw* oh... Sorry. What am I thinking?

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lucktales · 18 days

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Lena: Webby, I've known you for years now-

Webby: You don't know me. I'm unknowable.

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talesofducks · 4 months

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Drake: "Being a man in love with another man isn't always romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away, yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you anyway because he's a himbo with no sense of self-preservation." Drake: "Update: Launchpad has bronchitis. You'll never guess how."

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weirdkev27 · 3 months

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Louie: I could clear out this cash register and no one would know.

Webby: God would know, Louie.

Louie: You’re right. And He’s still bugging me about that 20 bucks He loaned me.

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laz-kay · 10 months

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Store Worker: Would a Mr Donald Duck please come to the front desk?