#incorrect dumbledore quote

[wybiebat]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. anyways heres a doodle i made a while ago, based off this

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

*pandora and evan talking* *pandora phone buzzes* pandora: oh, it's regulus pandora: he's upset with james and sirius pandora: *buzz* and barty pandora: *buzz* and dumbledore pandora: *buzz* and you

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[coldemergency]

Voldemort: You give the absolutely worst advice

Harry: It didn't work?

Voldemort: No Harry, showing up at Hogwarts with a cake that says "I'm sorry for killing all those people" did not help

Harry: Weird. Dumbledore loves cake...

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[marymacdonaldspatronus]

meanwhile, in the sea cave….

Dumbledore: *dying drinking the emerald potion*

Inferni Regulus: *watching from water chuckling*

Inferni Regulus: karma’s a bitch

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[iamnmbr3]

Tom Riddle: I don't like having a first name that's so common. There are a lot of Toms.

Sorting Hat: No problem! I’ll put you in Slytherin. No Toms there... Because they’re all old blood purist families named after stars and things. Also they’ll hate you. Have fun sticking out and being immediately identifiable as everything they despise due to your unusual Muggle name. :)

#Tom Riddle: well clearly i just need to ban everyone from saying my name ever #no but for real tho. cannot believe dumbledore just let him get thrown into slytherin with the likes #of abraxas malfoy and walburga black (who probably would barely have respected him even if he had the name Gaunt) and was like #'yeah it'll be fine' #crack #incorrect harry potter quotes #Harry Potter #humor #Tom Riddle #Voldemort #my post

[marauderenergy]

Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*

Harry: strike one

Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!

Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out

Voldemort, under his breath: fuck

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry, to the DA: Alright, listen up you little shits! Harry: Not you, Luna. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here

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[marauderstars]

Dumbledore, at an Order meeting: And remember, if you see something, say something.

Sirius, raising his hand: I saw a squirrel in a tree today.

Dumbledore: That’s not- wait, a red squirrel or a grey squirrel?

McGonagall: We’re all going to be fucking murdered.

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[severussnapemylove]

Severus; "I kissed Y/N.”

Albus; “Wow."

Albus; “I owe Minerva so much money.”

#incorrect quotes #Albus was betting on reader making the first move #severus snape #albus dumbledore #harry potter universe #severus snape x reader

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Rita: Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.

Dumbledore: Do you know what professions psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?

Rita: Alchemists, Unspeakables, the staff of Hogwarts...

Dumbledore: Number five on the list is Healers.

Rita: I know the list.

Moody: Well then, you know what number six is.

Rita: Journalists. Know what number seven is, Mad-Eye?

Moody: ...Law enforcement.

Rita: Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.

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[sayssnape]

snape, texting dumbledore: *sends a voice message*

dumbledore, texting back: i’m kind of busy. is it urgent?

snape: no, don't worry, just listen later,

*later*

dumbledore: *presses play*

snape’s voice message: THERE'S A FIRE AT THE CAST-

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[lulublack90]

Prompt 20 - Manegro Potion

@wolfstarmicrofic March 20, word count 465

The Marauders had always been pranksters. Even before they’d started calling themselves Marauders. But since Sirius and Remus had gotten together, the pranking had escalated. It was as if their being together had opened up a new pranking platform. 

Today’s prank involved a vast amount of Manegro Potion that Sirius had charmed the House Elves out of the way so Remus could pour the potion into the barrels of Pumpkin Juice and all the tea and coffee pots. They’d even put it in the water pitchers and placed a glamour over them so they appeared empty. It was going to be massive. 

Remus, Sirius, James and Peter watched with glee on their faces as the entire school, including the professors, all enjoyed their breakfasts and drank their beverages.

It started slowly. Emmeline Vance’s ponytail grew from halfway down her back to the edge of the bench. Gideon and Fabian Prewett grew matching mullets, and Marlene's fringe snuck down into her eyes.

Soon, the entire school was sprouting hair at an alarming rate. Snape’s greasy locks looked even more like curtains as his hair grew down to his waist. Dumbledore looked like a yeti as his already long hair and beard flowed across the floor. 

Remus jabbed Sirius’s side and pointed at the Slytherin table, where Regulus sat in horror as his hair grew to the same length as Sirius’s. 

“Ha, mini Sirius!” James barked out loud enough for Regulus to hear him, and pure rage covered his face. Sirius didn’t find it funny either and sulked until he saw Peter lift a glass of water to his lips. 

“PETER!” But too late. Peter drank the potion. 

“What? What?” He squeaked as his sandy hair grew from his head. 

“Peter, we did say not to drink anything at breakfast.” Remus shook his head at his friend. 

“Oops,” Peter blushed as his face disappeared under his mop of hair. 

Sirius snuggled into Remus’s side. 

“Remus, my love. I think we have outdone ourselves.” He sighed happily as they observed the chaos they had caused. 

“SIRIUS BLACK, REMUS LUPIN!!! DETENTION!!! ONE WEEK!!!!” They flinched as Professor McGonagall screamed at them as she hurriedly undid the rapidly expanding neat bun at the back of her head before the weight of it caused neck damage. 

They turned to James, wondering why he hadn’t been given detention as well and nearly fell off the bench as they laughed uncontrollably. James, feeling left out, had drunk the potion-laced pumpkin juice and currently, his thick, messy, black hair was growing straight up and showing no signs of falling. Sirius and Remus looked at each other, tears of joy spilling from their eyes as they silently decided that the week of detention had been worth it just to see James’s two-foot-tall tower of hair.     

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[hxuse-xf-black]

[Pansy, Theo & Draco have been ordered by Voldemort to dig up Dumbledore's grave and retrieve his wand. Blaise is there for moral support] Theo: This is bothering me. Blaise: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Theo: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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[coldemergency]

Harry: I’ve decided to marry Voldemort

Hermione: ???!

Ron: Oh, uh, congrats mate

Dumbledore: *nodding approvingly* The power of love

Voldemort: For the last time Potter, I’m not marrying you

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[these-conquered-woodlands]

snape: in light of what you did for me today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

dumbledore: forty-five seconds???

snape: i said FOUR to FIVE seconds-

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[iamnmbr3]

Harry: I almost killed Malfoy with the Sectumsempra curse. It was a terrible-

Dumbledore: -breakup? I know how you feel. I've been there too.

Harry: -accident. Wait what?

Dumbledore: What?

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