#incorrect ego quotes

[faeriescorpio]

Dark: Do you have any family traditions? Wilford: Nope. But every year on my birthday I take a bite out of my windowsill because I get so excited.

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[foxtamer113]

Dark: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Wilford, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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[wendiiingo]

A meme while you wait for the next portrait LOL

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[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Colonel: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Actor: What the fuck?

Damien: He’s having an idea.

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[not-mary-sue]

Actor Mark: As far back as I can remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead.

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[tommyssupercoolblog]

Chase: whatcha think, Marv? Left or right Twix?

Marvin: Chase, you know there's no difference between a left and right Twix. >:(

Jackie: OOH, I FUCKING LOVE TWIX!! I have left, right, up and down, and diagonal Twix!!! :D

Chase: What the hell is a diagonal Twix??

Marvin: ..Yeah, Jackie, what's that?

Jackie: it's like Twix, but diagonal!? Duh

Chase: But how does that work? It doesn't make any sense.

Schneep: Yeah, Jackie, I'm a bit confused...

JJ: I agree, I'm puzzled.

Jackie: ?!! I don't get what's so confusing, you guys.

Marvin, showing studies on his phone: Jackie, there's been scientific studies showing there's no difference between left and right Twix, so what could diagonal Twix even be??

Chase: yeah, that's super confusing dude- what makes it diagonal?

Jackie: it's diagonal.

Chase: what does that MEAN??

Marvin: ....can you...show us a diagonal Twix?

Jackie: hmm...yeah I can do that!!!

Jackie: (pulls out this)

Everyone else:

Schneep: Well goddamn. That is one diagonal Twix.

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[deviatedfromtheplan]

William: Don’t go.

Damien: Why?

William: You know why.

Damien: …No. No.

William: Yes.

Damien: No, William, you’re being mean.

William: What, how am I being mean?

Damien: Stop it, stop it. I have been second to Celine my whole life in everything. And I will not be the person you settle for just because you cannot have her. I won’t, I won’t do it. I won’t- Not when I’ve spent my entire life loving you.

#i’m imagining that damien is like leaving for mayor stuff or something just after mark and celine get engaged #and everyone is just in their feels #incorrect ego quotes #incorrect quotes #william j barnum #mayor damien #who killed markiplier #wkm #dilliam #darkstache #markiplier #incorrect wkm

[abyssalbest]

Jackie: What’re you in for? Murder?

Chase, looking at the penguin he’s talking to: He’s not in for anything?

Jackie: So he can leave?

Chase: No.

Jackie: Because he’s in witness protection?

Chase: No!

Jackie: Then just what the fuck is going on here khaki man!

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[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Bartender: Have you ever got your heart broken?

Wilford: Yeah, everyday.

Bartender: Really? How so?

Wilford: *looks at Damien's old photograph* He never knew how much I loved him until it was too late. I was too late.

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[foxtamer113]

Dark: This is a mistake.

Wilford, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Dark: But not today.

Wilford, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.

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[cate-geo]

Celine: I can get my boots on with my long nails, I’m an independent woman

Mark: *Struggling™️* I am not an independent woman, help

#my partner and I were cosplaying them for Halloween #and this happened while getting dressed #also I headcanon Mark as bigender #and this just feeds it so good #actor mark #Celine the seer #wkm #markeline #incorrect quotes #incorrect ego quotes

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Wilford: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Wilford, sprays hairspray into his mouth

Wilford: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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[not-mary-sue]

Wilford Warfstache: At some point we will have an accident and that's a promise!

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[incorrectjseegoquotes]

Chase: Rules are made to be broken.

Marvin: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Jack: Uh, piñatas.

Schneep: Glow sticks.

Jameson: Karate boards.

Jackie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Anti: bones

Jack: what??

Chase:

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.

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Rules

Marvin: ...

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[ask-will-and-dark]

Dark: Will's gotten really into dad jokes since we adopted Yandereplier.

Wilford: Look! It's a Poplar tree!

Wilford: They're everywhere!

Wilford: Get it? Poplar?

Dark: See what I mean?

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[taikeero-lecoredier]

Damnit, even thought Im not in the jacksepticeye fandom anymore, I was very distraught to see the old blog @wrong-anti deactivated. So many good quotes gone :( Does anyone have some quotes saved by any chances ?

#been meaning to save a few myself but i kept stalling.man. #jacksepticeye #antisepticeye #wrong-anti #incorrect ego quotes