#incorrect ens quotes

[ofa-on-crack]

It's been awhile fellow people.

#ofa #ofa vestiges #one for all #second user #daigoro banjo #bhna en #afo #all might #incorrect quotes #mha spoilers #mha yoichi #mha #incorect bhna quotes #incorrect qoute bnha #katsuki bakugou #bnha #bnha spoilers #yoichi shigaraki #yagi toshinori #bakudeku #second ofa user #toga himiko #2nd ofa user #third ofa user #finding out about the second users name is great #but what about the thirds? #en #sixth ofa user #bnha en #En getting tortured by banjo for the millionth time

[obsessed4evver]

*Izuku gaining the quirks of the past users of OFA*

In the Vestige Void:

Banjo: Hey! How come he gets all the cool shit?

Yoichi: I don’t fucking know? He was quirkless so-

Yagi’s vestige: *making hand movements indicating to himself*

Nana: Toshi was quirkless when I passed on OFA. How come he didn’t get our quirks like Ninth?

Hikage: Probably because he’s All For One’s son, just a thought.

Yoichi: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. MY BROTHER DID NOT GET LAID AND HAVE A CHILD-

En: That you know of.

Yoichi:

En:

Yoichi:

Yoichi: Fuck you all. Third, put up the GODDAMN CONSPIRACY BOARD-

#mha midoriya #ofa vestiges #nana shimura #shigaraki yoichi #second user #third ofa user #second ofa user #hikage shinomori #daigoro banjo #en #toshinori yagi #izuku midoriya #mha #bnha #bnha incorrect quotes #problem child #mha bkdk #all for one #dad for one #one for all #my hero acedamia #boku no academia #mha izuku

[bluesylveon2]

Fellow Honest: do you want some candy? 😊

Yuu/MC thinks about the amount of shit she's been through since arriving to Twisted Wonderland

Yuu/MC: no.

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #idk I know nothing about Fellow Honest except what he looks like lol #im also in the en server so.... #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #fellow honest #twst gidel #twst fellow honest

[typicalenhypen]

Heeseung: Pick a card, any card Sunghoon: Fine Heeseung: Heeseung: "Any card" did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

#enhypen #en- #incorrect enhypen quotes #enhypen memes #lee heeseung #heeseung #park sunghoon #sunghoon

[orpheus-salem]

Hex, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Doppio: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Hex, with the tone of someone who is used to Doppio: Outstanding.

Hex: This is what I'm talking about people.

#hex haywire #doppio dropscythe #xsoleil #nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji incorrect quotes #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[mariasabanahabanabana]

Wait... what?

Pairing: Joel Miller x Tess Servopoulos x Adopted!Daughter!Reader x Ellie Williams.

Summary: Your innocence and naivety almost ended up getting you and Ellie into serious trouble.

A/N: I know I've said it before, but, not all of my fics will follow the chronological order of the story, nor will they be as faithful to their origins, I mean, in certain aspects, but not all of them.

Warnings: Slight mention of topics such as stalking, farting, and kidnapping… (Don't worry, I won't go into them too much).

Spanish version available here

If there was something that kept surprising and at the same time disappointing (in an ironic way) both you and Ellie, it was the fact that despite being at the end of the hell of the world, schools still existed, it was mandatory to attend them, homework was still as or worse complicated and of course, taking classes that probably wouldn't help you at all, well, this would depend on what you would do in the future if there was one, to begin with.

A thought that deep inside Joel, as well as Tess, Tommy, Maria, or Marlene supported, but that none of them dared to admit out loud so as not to discourage you. With the exception of Tommy, who once when you called him for help with your trigonometry homework scoffed at the usefulness of the assignment. "I'll tell you something kiddo, in all this time I've been surviving the damn apocalypse I have never used tangents or anything like that and if I'm honest, I don't know how knowing that could help me defend myself against a clicker, anyway, where were we at?"

Yeah, maybe after that Joel "forbade" you girls from asking his younger brother for help with Homework.

Anyway, today was their first day of classes and both you and Ellie couldn't find yourselves more terrified and at the same time fascinated by the subjects to be studied in the following months.

Luckily for you, your classes were over, and possibly Ellie's too, you didn't have too much homework, and with the minimal homework that came to you or became complicated, you could help each other, although, thinking better of it, you couldn't. Since you and Ellie were not good at the practical part of the science, the best thing to do would be to go to Marlene or Tess.

Bored of waiting alone and standing in the middle of the hallway for Ellie, your friend and non-biology sister, you decided to go out to distract yourself for a while, a situation that would not be a problem given your extreme curiosity, naivety, which sometimes led you to peculiar situations, not to say problematic, just like right now.

When Ellie finally got out of her last class, the first thing she did was to look for you, not finding you in the library or in the cafeteria, she assumed you would be in the garden at the entrance, and so it was. There you were, standing there talking with a couple that clearly was twice your age, something that Ellie found strange at the time since the social circle of both was similar, simply put, and judging by how well she had known you, she knew that you were an orphan of parents and probably of a family as well. For all these reasons Ellie was surprised to see you talking so animatedly with those strangers.

As she got closer, something inside her told her that they were in danger and that they should get away from there and them now.

"Hey (Y/N), 'til I find you, Joel just called me and said not to be late, as we're on patrol today and making dinner." In a subtle and casual manner, she puts her arm around your arm in an attempt to get you to walk.

"What? Again? But we had to cook at this weekend… That old grumpy bastard".

"Yeah well, you know how old man is… we'd better hurry up." As Ellie said this, she could see the way that old couple was staring at you. It was a bit awkward and uncomfortable.

"'Kay…" You turned to your "new friends." "It was nice to meet you Mr. and Mrs. Weinsptein… I hope you manage to find your puppy…"

Before you could even take the first step, suddenly your hand was grabbed by The Husband, stopping you abruptly. "Don't you girls like us to take you home?

"Oh really? that would be fantastic…" Before you could even respond Ellie interrupted you.

"Don't worry, we'll be fine, besides our father is coming for us…"

Confused by your friend's recent attitude and words, you looked at her with a raised eyebrow, since Joel wasn't the kind of person who usually picked you up or dropped you off at school.

"Actually, I think he just got here… but thanks…" Without looking back, Ellie pulled you towards her, causing the old man's grip on your hands to loosen.

Even though you were far away from that couple and probably halfway back home, Ellie never let go of your hand, it was not a grip like the previous one that the man had given you, this was a soft, delicate touch, one that gave you a sense of confidence and security.

"So… How was your first day? Joel asked.

Again, Joel was not the kind of person who used to take too much interest in the lives of others, but as time went by his heart softened and opened up to the two of you.

"Oh it was definitely a day we won't forget" you replied with a smile as you took a bite of your food.

"And that? That bad was it?" Now it was Tess who was interested in the course of the conversation and your day.

"Not at all…or well, not as such since we're almost adopted."

"What." A dismayed Joel and Tees asked in unison, to which Ellie immediately corrected you.

"Actually we're almost kidnapped."

"Oh, okay…and how about the homew…? Wait, how?" For the second time in record time, Joel and Tess's reaction was once again simultaneous, the only difference being that Tess was half a mouthful of meat.

Spanish version available

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[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#12 PUSH!

Inside the cave

F!Y/n*Holding Macaque's hands* You can do it. Push! Push!

Macaque*On his back with legs up* I can't do it!?-*rhythmic panting as he groans and moans in pain*

F!Y/n: Just one more big push!

Macaque: You have no idea what I'm going through!?

F!Y/n*Get Quiet and looks at him with a hard stare*...

Macaque*Is pushing with his legs a demon who hissing and squeaking trying to get them but felt he screwed up BIG time with that quietness*... O-Okay, forget I said t-that-Let's do this together!

Part 2 of:

Pregnant Woman 1, Demon 0

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[incorrectluxiem]

Mysta: My graduation stream made nearly $80k.

Vox: You were in Niji for one. year.

Mysta: That is not helpful.

Vox: And that’s only one stream!

Mysta: And! And also a graduation part 2!

Vox: I was actually. ACTUALLY in 3 charity streams.

Mysta: I’M MYSTA RIAS!

Vox: NOT ANYMORE BABY!

#see you in the next city Mysta #I’m so sorry #mysta rias #vox akuma #luxiem #nijisanji en #incorrect quotes #this is how I cope

[wxsincorrect]

*The end of A Sorrowful Farewell at the Curtain Call*

Rui: Tsukasa is so talented and wonderful. I love seeing him grow as an actor and I can’t wait to see where he goes in life.

Tsukasa: *lets out the loudest most horrible snore you’ve ever heard in your life*

Rui: He’s so cute :)

Nene:

Nene: Dude.

#i think nene mightve actually been asleep as well also in this scene but i forget #whos ready for curtain call on en woooooo #incorrect quotes #pjsk #wonderlands x showtime #wxs #project sekai #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro #nene kusanagi #ruikasa #a sorrowful farewell at the curtain call

[epic-arc]

Shark Jaune Au Short Number 2: The first word

Jaune and weiss were sitting in the living room watching tv with their youngest daughter on the floor playing with some stuffed animals until they both looked at her and she was looking back at them with a kinda sullen face. Jaune seeing that would be a bit confused and would pick up his daughter putting her in his lap.

Jaune: Hi my little fish, why are you sulking?

Jaune would look at the figure's face a little confused and they could tell that she was trying to speak or something and weiss seeing that would get all excited and pull her scroll to record her daughter's first words.

Weiss: Try to talk mama I know you can get my little princess!!

Gura would look at jaune and then at weiss and she would open her mouth showing her baby shark teeth and they wait excitedly for what she would say.

Gura:

The two hug Gura with tears of emotion and happiness and Gura was just laughing, enjoying being cuddled by his parents.

Jaune: I am so proud of my baby girl she managed to make her first word!

Weiss: I'm going to send this video to all our friends they have to see this cuteness!!

(Owner of the au: @rwby-encrusted-blog)

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #whiteknight #rwby shitpost #jaune x weiss #great white knight #gawr gura #rwby au #rwby kids #shark!faunus jaune #rwby incorrect quotes #hololive en

[nostalgic-muffins]

luca: I LOVE CRAB! I LOVE CRAB! I LOOOOVE CRAB!!

shu: guys i think he likes crab

ike: no, he obviously likes lobster

mysta: he strikes me as more of a shrimp type of guy.

#uh i have like a mountain of incorrect niji en quotes i made up lmao #luca kaneshiro #shu yamino #ike eveland #mysta rias #nijisanji en #nijisanji #niji en #luxiem #incorrect quotes

[clavissionary-position]

Lucien:

Lucien:

Lucien:

Chevalier:

Lucien: I used your hairbrush I'm sorry I won't do it again

#ikemen prince #chevalier michel #ikepri lucian #i went with the EN spelling of his name for this one #ikemen prince incorrect quotes

[minleinbuthololive]

Incorrect Quotes Part 6

#holocouncil #hololive #hololive en #ouro kronii #kronillust #hakos baelz #incorrect quotes #illustrayBAE

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Rin: I regret to inform you that you do not in fact have "swag". Certainly you have pizzazz; you may even have a certain je ne sais quoi – but swag? That's something you're going to have to work on.

#rin penrose #idol corp #idol #idol en #idolen #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #source: @prokopetz

[typicalenhypen]

Sunoo: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed Sunghoon: Jake: Ni-ki: Jay: I am gonna tell him Jungwon: Don't you fucking dare-

#enhypen #en- #incorrect enhypen quotes #enhypen memes #sunoo #kim sunoo #park sunghoon #sunghoon #jake #sim jake #nishimura niki #ni ki #park jeongseong #jeongseong #jay #park jay #yang jungwon #jungwon

[orpheus-salem]

Mysta: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Ike: You're a hazard to society.

Vox: And a coward. Do twenty.

#mysta rias #ike eveland #vox akuma #luxiem #nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji incorrect quotes #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes