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Catra: Can I be frank with you all?
Entrapta: I don’t know how changing your name will help.
Scorpia: Can I still be Scorpia?
Double Trouble, who knows better: shh! Let Frank speak!
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Hordak: I'm a monster, I'm disgusting, she would never feel that way for me. I can never let her know how I feel. I sicken myself. If anyone knew... but they won't ever find out. I will take these feelings to my grave. I want her so bad, but I can't, she'd hate me if she knew my true feelings. I'll just watch her from afar and never let my real thoughts slip ever. I can love her from a distance, it's fine. I'm fine.
Entrapta: I'm gonna f*** that old man.
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Scorpia: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Entrapta, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Scorpia:
Scorpia: A fsh
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[ Catra and Hordak arrive at Brightmoon. Hordak has an injured leg and Catra has a bloody nose. ]
Entrapta: What happened?!?
Hordak: I tried to let go of my anger and threw a rock at my foot.
Adora, pointing to Catra: And what happened to you?!
Catra: Oh! I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It’s fine.
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Things Kyle Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Etherian Horde (with apologies to Skippy’s List):
- He is not to be called “Lord Kyle of the Horde”
- He is not allowed to “threaten Rogelio with a good time”
- He is not allowed to “threaten Rogelio with a bad time”
- He is not allowed to shout “here kitty, kitty” at Force Captain Catra
- He is not allowed to “test Lord Hordak’s bat-like hearing” by insulting Entrapta under his breath
- He is not allowed to try to spray Force Captain Scorpia with pesticide when on exterminator duty
- He is not allowed to put rat traps in the vents to catch “a particularly large rat he’s been hearing up there”
- He is not to be allowed within 50 feet of Entrapta to protect his own life and limb
- He is not allowed to airdrop photos of Shadow Weaver over enemy territory to “scare them into submission”
- He is not allowed to add a skylight to the Sanctum to “brighten up the place”
- He is not allowed to have a shrine to enemy combatant Sea Hawk no matter how “dreamy” he may be
- Lord Hordak should only be referred to as such and not “my adorable spacebat” no matter what he overheard Entrapta say
- He is not allowed to use the streets of the Fright Zone as a “tactical skiff maneuvering course”, especially since he is not licensed to drive a skiff
- He is to stop asking new culinary staff if he can have a red ration bar. The last time he did it the poor new assistant had a nervous breakdown
- He is not to threaten Force Captain Octavia with tartar sauce
- He is not to try to distract Force Captain Catra with a ball of string.
- He is not to put pictures of Shadow Weaver on the practice bots
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Baby Hordak: *hits his head on something and starts crying*
Horde Prime: Oh, that’s an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this b***h crying?
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catra moments
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Adora, talking to Entrapta at the door: I’m sorry Entrapta I’ve got to go.
Entrapta: But I haven’t finished explaining my theory!
Adora: Catra would be upset if she wakes up to an empty bed.
Entrapta: What, that doesn’t sound like her-
Catra: Adora where are my cuddles?!
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Entrapta: Hey Hordak! What would you do if your name was Nancy?
Hordak: I refuse to answer any hypothetical questions.
Entrapta: OK, Nancy!
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She-Ra but it's the "Squilliam Returns" episode of Spongebob
Catra, pacing in front of Entrapta and Double Trouble: All right, listen up! Adora will be here in 20 minutes! Therefore, we need to turn the Fright Zone into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible!
Scorpia: *is now standing next to DT*
Catra: Scorpia, what are you doing here?
Scorpia, wearing an army helmet: I thought the Corps might help me straighten out my life, sir!
Catra: The Corps? What the? Scor, this isn't the-- Ugh, well, beggars can't be choosers. Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Scorpia: You mean like a weenie? Ok! *baby voice* May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I--
Catra, putting her hand over Scorpia's mouth: All right, I've heard enough, you've got the job.
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Catra: Now listen, Adora is on her way, and you have less than 20 minutes to become a fancy waiter! So read this
DT, reading the book title: "How to Become a Fancy Waiter in Less than 20 minutes"
DT: Don't worry, Kitten! I'll memorize every page, right down to the punctuation marks!
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Scorpia, fighting a hatrack: Gimme that hat! I said give it to me! Are you gonna hand it over, or not? DON'T YOU BACK-SASS ME! *knocks it to the ground and punches it*
Catra: She's just the hat-check guy, not essential--
*an explosion from the kitchen*
Catra: What happened?! What is it?!
Entrapta: Peas! Made 'em the old-fashioned way.
Catra: *face-palms* Entrapta, you gotta take them OUT of the--*gasps* HOLY FISHPASTE WHAT IS THAT
*a monstrosity in the eyes of science and God wriggles on the grill*
Entrapta, cheerfully: That's the appetizer!
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Catra: There you are, DT! You've got to help me! Scorpia and Entrapta aren't working out, and Adora's almost here, and--! DT?
DT, on the verge of a mental breakdown: I can't do it. I can't do it, Kitten.
Catra: What?
DT: Every sentence, every paragraph! *hits self with book* Spoons, bread, salad, pepper! Don't you understand? My brain is full to bursting! If I have to memorize a single order, I think I'm gonna explode!
Catra: DT, hold on! Let's just take a second here to relax.
DT: *becomes slightly less tense*
Catra: Little more.
DT: *still barely relaxing*
Catra: Liiittle more.
DT: *falls over*
Catra: Good. Now, I want you to empty your mind.
DT: Empty my mind?
Catra: Empty your mind.
DT: Empty my mind.
Catra: Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Fine dining, and breathing.
-In DT's head-
Inner DT 1: Just got an order from the boss! Dump everything that isn't about fine dining!
Other Inner DT's, typing at desks: Everything?
Inner DT 1: Everything!
Other Inner DT's: *start shredding papers that represent memories*
Inner DT 1: Come on, let's get moving! Hurry up, what do you think I'm paying you for?
Inner DT 2: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Inner DT 1: One more crack like that, and you're outta here!
Inner DT 2, begging on their knees: No, please! I have 3 kids!
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Entrapta: Do you need me to stay home and take care of you? *gasps* I could put Imp in a little doctor's outfit.
Hordak: No one wants to see that.
Entrapta: *completely serious* I do.
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Scorpia: Why is 10 scared of 7?
Entrapta: Well I'd presume that's would be because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be quite intimidating, particularly within the realm of mathematics.
Scorpia: Oh...
Scorpia: I thought it was 'cause 7 8 9
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Catra: I hate you!
Adora: Oh?! Well next time don’t steal my monopoly.
Glimmer: Catra, give Adora your two hundred dollars. You landed on her property.
Catra: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal.
Adora: That’s not how you play!!!!!
Frosta: What is happening?
Mermista: Shut up, Frosta! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!
Scorpia: I wish I was never born!
Perfuma: You think any of us wanted this!!!
[ Sea Hawk is just screaming. ]
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Entrapta: No, Hordak. Fear will keep the systems in line. Fear of this battle station.
Hordak: Fear of this what?
Entrapta: That’s what I call your ass
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Entrapta: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.
Hordak: Except for traitors.
Entrapta: Well...
Hordak: And the rebellion. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.
Hordak: I have instructed my soldiers to threaten them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves.
Entrapta, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
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