Nami: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.
Zoro: I can do that.
[later]
Sanji: Nice work, Marimo! High five!
Zoro: *intertwines their fingers*
Sanji: Wha-
Zoro: I’m in love with you, shit cook.
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Aizawa, about Amazon prime video: they really don’t have great things on here, do they?
Mic: they have shrek
Aizawa:
Aizawa: they do have shrek
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Aizawa: Okay, any questions about the material?
Class 1-A:
Aizawa: Why are all of you so quiet today?
Class 1-A:
Izuku: S-Sensei?
Aizawa: What?
Izuku:...Nevermind.
Aizawa, wearing pigtails because Mic found him sleeping in the teacher's room: What the hell is it?
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Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband”
Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married
Aizawa: ...Oh
Present Mic: What did you say to her?
Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine"
Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri??
Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!!
Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!!
Aizawa:
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.
Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕
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Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?
Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever
Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?
Shouta: did I mention dumb?
Hizashi: yeah, why?
Shouta: just checking
*later*
Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT
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[rooftop gang era]
Shouta, an hour into asking Hizashi to help him with English: so 'ea' is pronounced like the sound in 'bean'?
Hizashi: well sometimes
Hizashi: it can also be 'ea' like in 'bear'
Hizashi: or 'ea' like in 'heart'
Hizashi: or like in 'great'
Hizashi: or like 'earth'
Hizashi: and I guess sometimes it's like 'meander' but that's rare
Shouta:
Shouta:
Shouta: why the fuck do you like this nightmare language
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aizawa: if you’re considering coming out to your adoptive son, go for it. just be aware, he’ll probably judge you.
bakugou: i still don’t get it, honestly.
aizawa: we’re gay, bakugou.
bakugou: i got that part.
yamada: then why are you confused?
bakugou: you’re LOUD. HOW DOES HE PUT UP WITH YOU
yamada:
yamada: well i could ask YOU the same question, asshole
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Present Mic: Ok, hear me out. I think we should date.
Eraserhead: Mic, we've been married for 8 years.
Present Mic: Exactly! Think of the scandal!
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Hizashi: What’s up, Shōta?
Aizawa, after spending the entire day on a field trip with 1A: My blood pressure.
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Mic, when something doesn’t work/something goes wrong: huh, maybe it’s homophobic :/
Aizawa: mic, I’m not gay
Mic, with a huge grin on his face: this ring says otherwise, bitch 🥰
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Mic: You have to understand, kiddo, violence is never the answer.
Katherine: You and Eraser literally beat people up for a living.
Mic: …Shota, back me up.
Aizawa: I would, but I honestly don’t have a defense for that.
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Aizawa: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Present Mic: That's great! Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years
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Midnight: Alright Eri, we're gonna practice calling people their non-hero names for when we're home okay?
Eri: okey doky!
Midnight: Let's start with Present Mic. Think real hard, what does Eraserhead call him at home?
Eri: um...
Midnight: What does Eraserhead say when he wants Mic's attention?
Eri: Oh, I know!
Eri: HEY THERE FLAP JACK ASS! I'LL FLIP YA LIKE A PANCAKE!!
Allmight: *unholy screeching from across the room*
Allmight: *shoves head in trash bin*
Allmight: *muffled laughter*
Midnight: Hmmm..maybe we should try something easier...how about--
Mic: Hey everybody!
Eri: Hi, Flapjack Ass!
*every window on campus breaks from Mic's scream*
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