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#incorrect euphoria quotes
incorrectfexi · 8 months
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lexi: before i do anything, i ask myself “would rue do that?” and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing
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lavender-blush · 2 years
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Rue has lost Fez & Lexi at a party
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lexi: do you have skeletons in your closet?
ash: you mean literally or figuratively?
lexi: honestly, the fact that i even have to specify…
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kyniathewhovian · 2 years
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strand: you know something, alicia? i'm not afraid of daniel because I AM CRAZIER!!!!!!
daniel: *walks in* STRAND
strand: *runs away*
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jpollens · 2 years
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Nate: Girls suck
McKay: yea they suck
Nate: we should just stop dating girls because ...you know they suck
McKay: ...uh what?
Nate: Yea like we could just date each other and just be who we are and not have to worry about being someone we aren't
McKay: are you gay?
Nate: What thats homophobic. I'm not gay I just hate girls
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teaaagan · 11 months
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Claustrophobic
Maddy: Can you not stand so close? Youre making me claustrophobic.
Cassie: What does "Claustrophobic" mean?
Y/N: It means She is afraid of santa claus!
Maddy: No, it doesn't
Cassie: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Y/N: Stop it, Cass, your scaring her!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Yelena: Tequila makes me aggressive.
Kate: Tequila makes me wanna dance.
Wade: I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still killed people and shit. It was really weird.
Sam: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.
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shepherds-of-haven · 5 months
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Please, I beg. The option to say this during the ascendancy festival🙏
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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months
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Nancy: How many people have you slept with since we broke up?
Robin: He doesn’t wanna answer that question ‘cause he’s kind of a whore.
Steve: A whore?!
Robin: Sorry. Slut. He’s a slut.
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team-iceflower · 2 months
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Blake: Tequila makes me aggressive.
Weiss: Ugh, tequila makes me wanna dance.
Ruby: I uh, I one time took like, 10 Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila and then blacked out for 3 days. But while blacked out I still did things, went to school and did homework and stuff. Was really weird.
Blake: ...
Weiss: Well, baby, let's not do that tonight.
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thingsphoenix21 · 3 months
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Hephaestus: Open the fucking door Ares! What kind of brother are you... What the fuck. *Ares stays in the other side crying* Hephaestus: This isn't about Dite now, this is about you and me and our friendship, and if you wanna throw it away then fine, because I don't wanna be friends with you anymore.
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incorrectfexi · 8 months
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rue: what if i lied this whole time and i’m actually 18
fez: rue, stop trynna get drugs
rue: stop suppressing my interests
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lavender-blush · 2 years
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Fez would share almost anything with Lexi, but when it comes to his favourite snacks...
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ash: lexi and i have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
lexi: sentences!
ash: don’t interrupt me.
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meanautisticenbian · 1 month
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Jake, talking about Tom: when I first met him I was like, immediately in love Aiden: in love? Jake: yeah when you say it out loud it kinda sounds small Aiden: what’s a bigger feeling than love? Jake: loss
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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Stephen: Tequila makes me aggressive.
Wanda: Tequila makes me wanna dance.
You: I, uh, I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still went out and fought crime and shit. It was really weird.
Wong: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.
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