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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
Seb: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
Mick: Oh no, we all did.
Seb:
Seb: And you went through with it anyway?
Lance: Yup.
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f1-incorrect · 2 days ago
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Daniel: Okay, so I figured out a foolproof method of determining if someone is evil.
Carlos: And that is?
Daniel: If they dislike Lando, they're evil.
Carlos:
Carlos: Yeah, okay, that's pretty sound logic.
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getrare · 2 days ago
Max: Yeeted.
Lando: Yote.
Max: YEETED.
Lando: Carlos, tell him it’s YOTE.
Carlos: I just want to know who threw Charles out of the third story window.
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huhwhatthefuck · 2 days ago
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Daniel: you have beautiful eyes
Lando: thanks I need them to see
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shwartzwoman63 · 2 days ago
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George: This is such a bad idea.
Charles: Then why are you coming along?
George: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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mika-loverjoy · 2 days ago
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Daniel: You're so in love with Max
Lando: Wha!? Nooo...
Lando: am i??
Lando: ... holy shit i am
Lando: Wait- what do i do
Daniel:
Lando: DANIEL WHAT DO I DO ?!?!
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formulamuppet · 8 days ago
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Charles: If i were a gardener I would put our "Two-lips" together.
Pierre: *blushes*
Carlos: Why aren't we like that?
Lando: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Carlos: That's why.
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incorrectlestappen · 2 months ago
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George: We’re going to play a game called “two truths and a lie.”
Lando: Why don’t I start?
Lando: I’m miserable, drunk, and I hate this game.
Lando: Here’s a hint: I’m not drunk.
George: Okay, that’s the wrong attitude-
Charles: Okay, my turn.
Charles: My eyes are blue, I drive for Ferrari, and I am dating Max.
George: Right idea Charles, but you know, it’s got to be more challenging-
Alex: His eyes are green.
George:
George: YOU’RE DATING WHO?!
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incorrect-f1 · 2 months ago
Max: Why is your hand on my ass?
Daniel: It was an accident.
Max:
Max: Why is it still there?
Daniel: It's still an accident.
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f1incorrectquotes · a month ago
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George: Okay, truth or dare?
Lando: Truth
George: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lando: ... Dare
George: Go to bed
Lando: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Seb: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Kimi: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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f1-incorrect · 15 hours ago
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Lewis: Why are you like this?
Max: I used too much "no tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since
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getrare · 3 months ago
Charles: So, what is Lando to you?
Carlos: The reason I wake up every morning
Charles: ...that's adorable
Lando, earlier that morning, jumping on Carlos′s bed, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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huhwhatthefuck · a day ago
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Daniel: don't let anyone else ruin your day
Lando: yeah! You gotta take things into your own hands
Lando: ruin your own day
Daniel: lando, no
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shwartzwoman63 · 5 hours ago
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Max: How long are we going to stand here and watch him?
George: Wait, give him a minute he needs his time.
Charles: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
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incorrectlestappen · 19 days ago
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Daniel: Max, I feel like I’m being replaced as your partner in crime.
Max: Daniel, don’t be ridiculous.
Daniel: Then tell me again why Charles gets to ride shotgun and I’m in the backseat?
Max: He gets carsick and you know this.
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