#incorrect f1 quotes

[f1incorrects]

Lance: Stressed.

Max: Depressed.

Lewis: Blessed.

Charles: Possessed.

Daniel: Obsessed.

Kevin: Unimpressed.

Mick: Chicken breast.

Everyone:

Mick: I don't know I just wanted to be included.

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[mika-loverjoy]

Daniel: ☺🧡💫🥰💞😍💋🤩💕🧚‍♀️🌺🌷⚘🧚

the crew: 👁👄👁

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[glysraya]

Pierre: Can you please not Charles this into a worse situation than it already is?

Charles: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

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[neptunium134]

Lando: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Nyck: Prettiest smile

Jenson: Nicest personality

Fernando: Most likely to start a bar fight

Stoffel: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one

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[1337wtfomgbbq]

David: Please tell me you didn't drag Michael into this.

Mika: I did not drag Michael into this.

*knocking on the door*

David: Who is that?

Mika: I think you know...

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[formulakimmich]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Checo:

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[incorrectlestappen]

Lando: Max, I need relationship advice.

Max: Just because I married Charles does not mean I know how I did it.

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[formulamuppet]

Carlos, to Lando: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Lando: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Carlos: You just told me you're pregnant.

Charles: Congratulations Lando, you're glowing!

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[huhwhatthefuck]

Max, walking into a room: hi daniel

Lando: do you just not see the other 6 people in the room or-

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[onefabulousplatypus]

Charles: Crushes are the worst!

Max: Tell me about it. Whenever I'm around mine, I just end up acting stupid

Charles: Ha! You always act stupid

Max: ...

_______

Charles, 3 years later: OH WAIT-

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[incorrect-merc]

Lewis: What does Y/N mean?

George: Your name

Lewis, reading on his phone: Lewis looks into Lewis' beautiful eyes

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[f1incorrects]

Kevin: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Mick: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Kevin: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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[mika-loverjoy]

Lando: I'm drowning oppositly

Max: DEHYDRATED

Max: YOU'RE DE-HY-DRA-TED

Daniel: *wheezing in the background*

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[glysraya]

*At the zoo*

Charles: What are they in for?

Sebastian: Charles, it's a zoo, not a prison

Charles: So they can leave?

Sebastian: Well, no, but-

Charles, pointing at a penguin: I bet this one killed someone

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[neptunium134]

Stoffel: How does one turn their emotions off?

Jenson: Okay, so first go to settings

Jenson: Sorry, I misheard, I thought you said emojis at first

Stoffel: No, I'm still willing to try this. Go ahead, I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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[adam-lallana]

Charles, pointing: Can I sit there?

Max: …thats my lap.

Charles: That doesn’t answer my question, Max.

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[incorrectlestappen]

Max: Okay, who else thought I was dating Charles?

Max: Put your hand down, Charles.

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[formulamuppet]

Carlos: so, who’s the clingiest?‬‪

Max: [sitting on Charles’ lap with his arms wrapped around his neck and his face buried into his chest]‬‪

Max: Charles, clearly. ‬

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[huhwhatthefuck]

Seb: why is Daniel on the floor laughing and what happened to landos forehead

Mick: well lando was about to hit his head on the doorframe so I told him to duck and he quacked at me

Mick: ...and then he hit his head

Daniel: *laughs harder*

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[onefabulousplatypus]

Charles: We all have our demons

Charles: *points at Max* This is mine

Max: Oi wait a minute-

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