Seb: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?

Mick: Oh no, we all did.

Seb:

Seb: And you went through with it anyway?

Lance: Yup.

Daniel: Okay, so I figured out a foolproof method of determining if someone is evil.

Carlos: And that is?

Daniel: If they dislike Lando, they're evil.

Carlos:

Carlos: Yeah, okay, that's pretty sound logic.

Max: Why are your shoes wet?

Charles: There was a puddle.

Max: Why did you step in it?

Charles: It was a puddle.

Max: Yeeted.

Lando: Yote.

Max: YEETED.

Lando: Carlos, tell him it’s YOTE.

Carlos: I just want to know who threw Charles out of the third story window.

Daniel: you have beautiful eyes

Lando: thanks I need them to see

Max: Hey Lewis

Lewis: Hi Max

*Kill Bill sirens*

Max: Stop that

Lando: Ugh you're no fun *turns off sirens*

Daniel: You're so in love with Max

Lando: Wha!? Nooo...

Lando: am i??

Lando: ... holy shit i am

Lando: Wait- what do i do

Daniel:

Lando: DANIEL WHAT DO I DO ?!?!

Pierre: It's funny how everyone sleeps different

Pierre: Max sleeps on his back

Pierre: Yuki sleeps on his side

Pierre: Charles sleeps with everyone

Lando, in the background: *Chokes on his laughter*

Ayrton: Tommorrow's garbage day.

Elio: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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Seb: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Kimi: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Lewis: Why are you like this?

Max: I used too much "no tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since

Charles: I think you owe me an apology.

Max: I’ll apologize to you in hell!

Charles:

Max: I actually don’t know what this is about, I’m sorry I took such a harsh stance.

Charles: If i were a gardener I would put our "Two-lips" together.

Pierre: *blushes*

Carlos: Why aren't we like that?

Lando: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Carlos: That's why.

Daniel: don't let anyone else ruin your day

Lando: yeah! You gotta take things into your own hands

Lando: ruin your own day

Daniel: lando, no

Toto: All of Valtteri's and Lewis snacks are organic and vegan

Claire: That's cool. George and Nicholas eat candy off the floor

Lando: Max isn't answering his phone

Daniel: I'll call

Lando: Alex and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Max: Hello?

Mick: Nikita never does anything he's asked, it's like pulling a dead horse

Charles: I don't mind pulling, but I do mind a dead horse

Charles: So, what is Lando to you?

Carlos: The reason I wake up every morning

Charles: ...that's adorable

Lando, earlier that morning, jumping on Carlos′s bed, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP