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starkownsmyuwus · 3 months ago
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Bucky: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother
Sarah: what is this? the dark ages? you know what, since you asked, no, you can't. beat me in a duel
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phoenixes-and-wizards · 2 months ago
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joaquin: bucky barnes is stupid
sam, smiling: what did he do now
joaquin, clearly not listening: he walks around, thinking he's soooooo slick and secretive, but literally everyone can see that he's in love with you
sam: hang on--
joaquin: wELL SURPRISE SURPRISE WHITE MAN YOU AIN'T SPECIAL WE'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH SAM
sam: wHAT--
zemo: no no he's got a point
sharon: yeah he totally does
steve, on his 31st wineglass somewhere in heaven: hear hear
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 months ago
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Sam and bucky: *sitting away from each other on the couch*
Peter, recording: two bros chilling on a sofa five feet apart cause they're not gay
Sam: *moves next to bucky*
Peter: *gasp* they are gay
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ragingemini · 27 days ago
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Bucky: You want to see something fun?
Sam: Sure?
Bucky: He can't hear anything under that fucking helmet. Watch.
Bucky,turning around: HEY STEVIE, YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
Steve:
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balkanbitch · 3 months ago
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Sarah: Oh yeah I loved princess diana! I can't believe the royal family murdered her
Bucky knowing full well that he was the one who killed princess diana:
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tofandomhellandback · 3 months ago
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Sarah: The food is too hot. I can't eat it.
Bucky: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Sarah: *giggles*
Bucky: *winks at her*
Sam: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANT ONE DINNER!
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livrere-purple · 3 months ago
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Sam: [walks into the kitchen wearing one of Bucky’s shirts]
Sarah: So you spent the night with Bucky, huh?
Sam, internally: Play dumb.
Sam: Who the hell is Bucky?
Bucky: [crying]
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slytherclaw2005 · 3 months ago
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Bucky: Are you wearing a new suit?
Sam: Yeah, you gave it to me. Do you like it?
Bucky: Looks okay I guess.
-Later-
Bucky, sobbing into Sarah’s shoulder: It looked so good.
Sarah: I know.
Bucky: I’m so gay.
Sarah: I know.
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